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Hello mortal. Have you come to retrieve something you lost when you died?10,418
I will look after such items, without a time limit. However, I do charge more for my services. It would be cheaper to retrieve them from the gravestone directly, if you can reach it in time.10,311
So, mortal... you have died, as all mortals do. As you have suffered the loss of some items on this occasion, I have brought you here to explain for you how that works.10,168
I believe I was explaining gravestones to you. We still have some more topics to cover.10,076
Cash is always acceptable. Also, a gravestone can take it directly from your bank, in case you didn't have enough with you.10,005
Let me explain... Across most of the land of Gielinor, when you die, some of the items you're carrying are dropped.9,858
There is a menu to predict these things for you. Take a look at your Worn Items side-panel...9,811
Very well. Once you pass through my portal, you will have 15 minutes to reach your gravestone.9,721
Besides that, take a look at my Coffer here. You can bring your unwanted possessions, and sacrifice them into my Coffer. I'll count their value against any future gravestone fees you're charged.8,092
I'm afraid we have more topics to cover before you leave. Speak to me when you are ready to continue.6,425
I haven't finished talking to you yet, %USERNAME%. Please don't worry about your gravestone - it will wait until you leave this place.5,417
Hello mortal. I see you have a gravestone, somewhere in the world. Did you want to ask me about it?4,487
If you wish. However, I do charge for returning items here - you would likely pay less if you collect them from the gravestone directly.4,003
Perhaps we should just talk instead.3,154
Would you like me to remind you about gravestones?1,386
When you die, you often drop things you were carrying. In most cases, a gravestone appears near where you died, and your items can be retrieved there.1,181
However, gravestones do not last for long. When your gravestone collapses, your items come here, to me. I can return them to you - though I charge a fee for my services.1,013
Aside from that, if you bring me your unwanted possessions, and sacrifice them into my Coffer here, I'll count their value against any future fees I charge you.958
I don't accept just any junk, but I'll try to give you a good price for anything decent.954
So do you need to retrieve something you lost when you died?949
Gladly... Across most of the land of Gielinor, when you die, some of the items you're carrying are dropped.765
Really? There isn't much else for you to do here. But you know your business.620
You've already got the basic gravestone.616
As you should be able to see, I am Death. The Grim Reaper. The Inexorable One. The Inescapable Grasp of Mortal Destiny. And this is my little office. Nice, isn't it?608
Most people won't see your grave, by the way. It appears to you, but it aims to be invisible to everyone else. Are you sure you want to buy a cosmetic override for it?491
You haven't got 200,000 coins to pay for that. I can take coins from your inventory, or from my Coffer.473
Thank you. I feel the colour scheme suits my style. Now, can I help you retrieve something you lost when you died?452
It is not for me to judge how people spend their money.444
Sometimes it's hard to care for beauty when one's very existence is just seen as a curse upon the world. Now, do you actually want to retrieve something from me?121
Nothing, really. Please leave when you are ready.99
Good luck.90
Hello mortal. If you're looking for something you lost when you died, I'm afraid I don't cater to Ultimate Iron Men. Your items would have fallen on the ground where you died.74
Very well. Have you come to retrieve something you lost from a previous gravestone?53
Hello mortal. If you're looking for something you lost when you died, I'm afraid I don't cater to Ultimate Iron Women. Your items would have fallen on the ground where you died.46
You've already got the Angel of Death gravestone.30
Do you really want to switch to the basic gravestone? I'm not offering to give back the fee you paid earlier.5
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I haven't finished talking to you yet, ------------. Please don't worry about your gravestone - it will wait until you leave this place.3
I haven't finished talking to you yet, LY1qbPPQ2FQU. Please don't worry about your gravestone - it will wait until you leave this place.1
I haven't finished talking to you yet, qg4UMKT6IdQL. Please don't worry about your gravestone - it will wait until you leave this place.1
I haven't finished talking to you yet, GOD-GHOST- PK. Please don't worry about your gravestone - it will wait until you leave this place.1