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Hm... I may be able to manage that. What sort of size?1,053
All right, but I'll need an iron bar to make it from.1,051
Good. Just a minute...1,026
Here you go! One giant pen nib!730
Good day, Sir. Can I help you with anything?721
Good day, Madam. Can I help you with anything?377
You may.33
Well, come back when you have one.24
Good day, Your Highness. Can I help you with anything?14
Of course, Your Royal Highness.7