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Why, yes I am. Why do you ask?402
Well obviously it's the seasons. They all seem to be out- of-wack these days. Summer comes earlier and earlier each year, but then it simply rushes by!237
No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.237
If you find out what is upsetting the seasons you'll find out what is causing the harvest to fail.169
That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.93
How can you ask such a thing? It's obvious! It's all you adventurers. Every time I get a crop planted, some adventurer comes along and digs it up and plants crops of their own, as if they owned my farming patch!81
Don't give me that! You're an adventurer, they're all adventurers. I bet you have some sort of secret guild and you gather there and say things like 'let's annoy the gardeners this week', don't you?81
Aha, so you admit it then! You should be ashamed of yourselves!81
That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!56
It's really annoying! You should speak to your friends about their rude behaviour!53
Well I can tell by the look on your face that I'm not the first person you've asked. Why don't you tell me what you've heard from other members of the group so far?53
Did you ever consider that all those theories might be correct?53
I'll let you into a little secret that'll explain it all to you. In a word - fairies!52
I'm serious! 52
Surely if all of those things have been mentioned as catalysts to our problems it stands to reason that the fairies are actually the cause?43
You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.42
Think it through. There are fairies who control everything natural from the weather to the seasons.40
That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.33
That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.31
I've already told you everything I suspect.19
Poison ivy bushes don't get diseased, so you needn't worry about having it protected.15
That depends on whether I have it to sell. What is it that you're looking for?13
I want 8 Bittercap mushrooms for that.12
That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.9
Insects! That's what you can tell him! Insects! Stop the insects from eating so many of our crops and we'd get maximum yield, I tell you!8
I want 3 baskets of tomatoes for that.6
I want 6 watermelons for that.4
I want 4 sacks of cabbages for that.3
I'm already looking after that patch for you.3
A seed dibber, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.2
A rake, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.2
Ah, Martin sent you, why didn't you say so? I personally think that our problems are all down to the fact that we haven't had enough rain of late. It's plain to see - just look at the levels of the rivers.2
We need more rain. I don't suppose you can do anything about that?2
Well there you go then. Until you find out how to make it rain you're going to have a hard time solving our problems.2
I want 3 baskets of strawberries for that.1
I don't think the crops ARE failing, now leave me alone, I have work to do.1
If you like, but I want 8 Bittercap mushrooms for that.1
Well, I'm not wasting my time for free.1
There is a special patch for growing Belladonna - I believe that it is somewhere near Draynor Manor, where the ground is a tad 'unblessed'.1
Plant cure, eh? I might have some put aside for myself. Tell you what, I'll sell you some plant cure for 25 coins if you like.1
A bucket of compost, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 35 coins if you like.1