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Meow.1
Oh my, you win... a biscuit!1
ANYONE would be 'cleverer'!1
Unferth's cat? Pfft! Unferth is Bob's human!1
Bob didn't come home this week.1
I don't think there is a problem, Bob is probably chasing females again!1
We think you are... or used to be... Robert the Strong!1
Robert the Strong was a great hero, you have no memory of him?1
I'm not done yet!1
Do you remember when you were hypnotised by the Devourer?1
Hehe!1
Bye for now Bob, we're going to speak to the Sphinx.1
Yes, please help!1
Come on!1
Hiss!1
Well done, that's all the chores finished!1
Let's talk to Unferth to see if there's anything else we can do.1
Nothing, I bet!1
I guess you're right, there is the Apothecary in Varrock.1
I have a few suggestions!1
Theres something wrong with his head!1
We could offer to bonk him on the head with a big hammer.1
Argh!1
Indeed! Bob should be back by now, let's go find him.1
This guy is unbelievable!1
Hey %USERNAME%, you finally got around to naming me.1