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One finds that hard to believe. Out of my way, let me see for myself.2,364
One was right not to trust your word, common as it is. The garden is not yet complete.1,231
Ah, Rollie my love!1,000
Behold your new garden!!996
You will address my husband by his proper title!!!!! Speaking of whom, I think it is time that we brought him to see his new garden. And when one says we, one means you.994
One has gone to great pains to provide you with this beautiful garden!992
Rollie?990
YOU CAN SHOW ONE A LITTLE GRATITUDE!!990
Well? Are you going to thank one, Rollie?990
SILENCE!!989
SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!989
Much better. Now get back to the castle and rule our kingdom.988
Excuse my husband, he can be so rude sometimes.983
Are you being rude again ... ?964
You use the dormant object that lies between your ears, that's how. A statue may be far too heavy to carry, but simplicity itself to push.959
One suggests you learn a little patience. These plants should not take long to grow - these patches have been filled with extremely fertile soil that was very expensive to import.952
No, one has just had them installed. One has had the most marvellous idea to bring renewed happiness to one's own dearest husband.926
Oh dear - the common classes, oh how they fill one with intolerable levels of exasperation, I swear to be most true.920
Yes peasant, push. Here - take this trolley. You can use it to push the statues here.918
Yes, be off with you, before I call the guards.912
Peasant - WAIT!!!910
Oh yes, sarcasm - how amusing. No, no, peasant - I have a question to ask of you, and you are required to answer.903
Do you know of anyone who might have some degree of horticultural experience?900
Oh yes, very nice, if a little yobbish. Rollie will be so pleased-878
Oh, marvellous! Peasant, I hereby order you to assist me with a little project I have planned.834
Yes, and that's all he deserves! Here you go, your help here has proved invaluable.813
Ah, more sarcasm - wonderful. Well, it is nice to have a master of the fine art of gardening to assist me; in the absence of any such person, I gladly accept your service.793
To answer your first question, you have noticed the new farming patches that we have had installed around us. We wish to grow many varied and exotic plants in them, to bring happiness back to my husband.791
The very same, and that's 'His Most Royal Majesty' to you. Now we come to the plants that one wishes you to grow in these patches. I would tell you all at once, but I fear that your small mind would not cope.788
I have given you a list of the items that I need in each patch. One is sure that you will know how to use the list with each patch to find out what needs to go in each one. There is one more thing, though.787
Obtaining the seeds may prove difficult if you go about it by hacking and slashing everything that moves. No, to gather these items you will need to employ a finer tactic; the art of persuasion.785
Who else would I be speaking to, you funny little man? Of course you.569
You must go at once and converse with the wise old man who is said to dwell in Draynor Village; he may guide you in mastering this delicate and sophisticated ability. 553
I see that the delphiniums haven't finished growing.537
Oh, what I have to deal with these days - to think this is what being a Queen has become. Very well then: would you ... good sir help me with a little project of mine?529
I see that the pink orchids haven't finished growing.425
I want you to grow pink orchids there.373
Also, the pink orchids haven't finished growing.371
Thirdly, the yellow orchids haven't finished growing.357
I want you to grow yellow orchids there.356
Who else would I be speaking to, you funny little woman? Of course you.337
Also, the yellow orchids haven't finished growing.332
Oh, what I have to deal with these days - to think this is what being a Queen has become. Very well then: would you ... good lady help me with a little project of mine?301
Oh look, the snowdrops haven't finished growing.287
Thirdly, the snowdrops haven't finished growing.218
I want you to place a statue of Saradomin there.210
I see that the White Tree hasn't finished growing.179
So are you going to get Rollie then?156
I want you to place a statue of a Misthalin king there.149
Well, you are supposed to be the gardener here, but I would say not. One had the soil imported from an extremely fertile area at great cost - watering should not be necessary one would have thought.135
To add to that, the Burthorpe Vine hasn't finished growing.131
Well hurry along peasant. This garden will be such a wonderful surprise!121
And what a surprise, the white rosebush hasn't finished growing.120
Oh you are doing so well, the pink rosebush hasn't finished growing.108
To add insult to injury, the red rosebush hasn't finished growing.107
And finally, the White Tree hasn't finished growing.103
Impertinent peasant! Oh, if you promise to leave one alone then feel free to pick fruit from the White Tree. One is told that they are a great natural energy restorative.86
I see that the snowdrops haven't finished growing.73
Haven't you got that list I gave you?67
I want you to grow snowdrops there.65
Well read it then! That should tell you everything you need to know!!62
What, you want to dig up the plants that took one so long to grow? Don't be ridiculous, you silly little man.56
I want you to grow Burthorpe Vine there.53
I see that the white rosebush hasn't finished growing.43
I want you to grow a White Tree there.41
Yes, hurry off peasant - you are of no use to me.39
Oh, let one see peasant - perhaps it is a potion for making supercompost?38
You wish to know how to use it? Pour it on some normal compost and it will transform into supercompost. You can do this with a bucket of compost, although it is possibly wiser to use it on a full compost bin.38
Hey - what are you doing with that patch, peasant?!? One demands that you speak to one's self immediately!!38
Oh look, the White Tree hasn't finished growing.37
I want you to grow delphiniums there.34
What, you want to dig up the plants that took one so long to grow? Don't be ridiculous, you silly little woman.31
Oh look, the white rosebush hasn't finished growing.30
Thirdly, the White Tree hasn't finished growing.30
To add to that, the pink rosebush hasn't finished growing.28
To add to that, the White Tree hasn't finished growing.28
Take better care with this one.27
Also, the snowdrops haven't finished growing.27
Thirdly, the white rosebush hasn't finished growing.25
Well don't allow one to delay you - it is probably the most constructive thing you could do with your life, to be honest.25
And what a surprise, the red rosebush hasn't finished growing.24
Oh look, the red rosebush hasn't finished growing.24
Well, that is as may be. However, this task may also involve some knowledge of the skills of diplomacy and persuasion. From the manner of your speech, these are skills I doubt that you possess.23
Be off with you, peasant. You are mightily fortunate that I do not call the guards this instant, after which you may never see another sunrise.23
Thirdly, the pink rosebush hasn't finished growing.23
I want you to grow a pink rosebush there.22
Also, the white rosebush hasn't finished growing.21
What are you talking about?!? You still have the one I gave you!20
Oh you are doing so well, the White Tree hasn't finished growing.18
I want you to grow a white rosebush there.18
Also, the White Tree hasn't finished growing.18
I want you to grow a red rosebush there.18
Yes peasant, push. One would give you something to help with this task, but you do not appear to have room enough to carry it.17
And what a surprise, the White Tree hasn't finished growing.16
To add to that, the white rosebush hasn't finished growing.15
Also, the pink rosebush hasn't finished growing.15
Oh look, the pink rosebush hasn't finished growing.14
Thirdly, the Burthorpe Vine hasn't finished growing.14
Oh look, the Burthorpe Vine hasn't finished growing.13
To add insult to injury, the White Tree hasn't finished growing.13
To add to that, the red rosebush hasn't finished growing.12
And what a surprise, the pink rosebush hasn't finished growing.12
Thirdly, the red rosebush hasn't finished growing.12
I see that the Burthorpe Vine hasn't finished growing.12
Oh you are doing so well, the red rosebush hasn't finished growing.10
Also, the red rosebush hasn't finished growing.10
I see that the yellow orchids haven't finished growing.7
Also, the Burthorpe Vine hasn't finished growing.4
One would give you another, but you do not appear to have room for it.4
Very good peasant, thank you for showing one that, but one has given you a job to do. Do it.4
Yes, very good peasant, you've got the seed; but it's delphiniums that one wishes, not seeds. Plant it in the delphinium patch, and let it grow.3
Leave one's table alone, peasant!1
Oh dear, what a pathetic creature you are. Here, have another one.1
Botherations, will you never leave one alone?!? One has no further need for you, so please do one a favour and remove your ungainly presence from my husband's garden before one has you arrested for loitering!1