messagecount
That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.6,101
Excellent work!3,579
You're not done yet! Do this for me!3,577
That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.2,616
I'm already looking after that patch for you.1,235
That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.906
You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.419
I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.368
That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!266
I want 10 pineapples for that.182
I want 15 papaya fruits for that.143
Why? You look like you could chop it down yourself!126
Well, it's a lot of hard work - if you pay me 200 Coins I'll chop it down for you.113
I want 5 baskets of bananas for that.100
My produce can do puzzles better than that!98
I want 10 watermelons for that.94
That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.93
That patch is dead - it's too late for me to do anything about it now.52
I want 4 baskets of apples for that.48
That depends on whether I have it to sell. What is it that you're looking for?45
I want 9 raw sweetcorn for that.41
I want 15 coconuts for that.35
That's a stump. It'll grow back if you just leave it alone for a while.35
I want 3 baskets of strawberries for that.31
Eh, I suppose I can spare you a plant pot, but I'll want 40 coins for it.12
If you like, but I want 9 raw sweetcorn for that.10
A rake, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.8
A gardening trowel, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.6
Why, yes I am. Why do you ask?6
If you like, but I want 4 baskets of apples for that.6
Well obviously it's the seasons. They all seem to be out- of-wack these days. Summer comes earlier and earlier each year, but then it simply rushes by!4
If you find out what is upsetting the seasons you'll find out what is causing the harvest to fail.4
No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.4
If you like, but I want 3 baskets of strawberries for that.4
If you like, but I want 10 pineapples for that.4
Plant cure, eh? I might have some put aside for myself. Tell you what, I'll sell you some plant cure for 25 coins if you like.4
A watering can, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 25 coins if you like.3
If you like, but I want 10 watermelons for that.3
If you like, but I want 5 baskets of bananas for that.3
Well, I'm not wasting my time for free.3
If you like, but I want 15 papaya fruits for that.3
Well I can tell by the look on your face that I'm not the first person you've asked. Why don't you tell me what you've heard from other members of the group so far?2
Did you ever consider that all those theories might be correct?2
I'll let you into a little secret that'll explain it all to you. In a word - fairies!2
I'm serious! 2
Think it through. There are fairies who control everything natural from the weather to the seasons.2
Surely if all of those things have been mentioned as catalysts to our problems it stands to reason that the fairies are actually the cause?2
You can put up to five tomatoes, strawberries, apples, bananas or oranges into a fruit basket, although you can't have a mix in the same basket.2
The only way to cure a bush or tree of disease is to prune away the diseased leaves with a pair of secateurs. For all other crops I would just apply some plant-cure.2
A bucket of compost, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 35 coins if you like.2
A seed dibber, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.2
That patch is diseased - you should cure it before asking me to be responsible for it!2
1
Bittercap mushrooms can only be grown in a special patch in Morytania, near the Mort Myre swamp. There the ground is especially dank and suited to growing poisonous fungii.1
Don't just throw away your weeds after you've raked a patch - put them in a compost bin and make some compost.1
Vegetables, hops and flowers need constant watering - if you ignore my advice, you will sooner or later find yourself in possession of a dead farming patch.1
Hops are good for brewing ales. I believe there's a brewery up in Keldagrim somewhere, and I've heard rumours that a place called Phasmatys used to be good for that type of thing. 'Fore they all died, of course.1
You can fill plantpots with soil from any empty patch, if you have a gardening trowel.1
Applying compost to a patch will not only reduce the chance that your crops will get diseased, but you will also grow more crops to harvest.1