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Well met, fellow adventurer! How can I help you?3,200
Oh that is most wonderful you know. Let me know which rune you would like to set up a quick payment with.1,767
I will simply ask you to select a payment the old fashioned way my dear chap. To cancel, simply come talk to me again!1,112
Very well, if you would like to set up another deal, just come ask me again.830
Very well! Whenever you use my services in future, I will take twenty of your lovely mind runes! Assuming you have enough of course!722
Would you like to cancel our deal %USERNAME%?699
I'm afraid you don't have the necessary runes with you at this time, so I can't allow you to access your account. Please bring twenty runes of one type and you can open your account.612
I will simply ask you to select a payment the old fashioned way my dear lady. To cancel, simply come talk to me again!470
Very well! Whenever you use my services in future, I will take twenty of your lovely earth runes! Assuming you have enough of course!372
Very well! Whenever you use my services in future, I will take twenty of your lovely air runes! Assuming you have enough of course!283
Oh you are a silly one! You told me you wanted to pay with mind runes!267
Very well! Whenever you use my services in future, I will take twenty of your lovely fire runes! Assuming you have enough of course!190
Oh you are a silly one! You told me you wanted to pay with earth runes!182
Oh you are a silly one! You told me you wanted to pay with air runes!152
Oh you are a silly one! You told me you wanted to pay with fire runes!107
Very well! Whenever you use my services in future, I will take twenty of your lovely body runes! Assuming you have enough of course!73
Very well! Whenever you use my services in future, I will take twenty of your lovely water runes! Assuming you have enough of course!66
I'm sorry, but I cannot accept that as payment to open your bank account.53
How frightfully rude of me, my dear chap. My name is Eniola and I work for that most excellent enterprise, the Bank of Gielinor.47
My presence here is the start of a new enterprise of travelling banks.38
The Z.M.I., that is, the Zamorakian Magical Institute, requested my services upon discovery of this altar. We at the Bank of Gielinor are a neutral party and are willing to offer our services regardless of affiliation.38
But, as our goal as travelling bankers is to make our customers' lives more convenient, we have accomodated to your needs. We know you will be busy creating runes and do not wish to carry money with you. The37
charge to open your account is the small amount of twenty of one type of rune. The type of rune is up to you.37
Oh you are a silly one! You told me you wanted to pay with body runes!37
I, and others like me, will provide you with the convenience of having banking facilities where they will be of optimum use to you.36
So that is why I am here.36
However, I must inform you that because the Z.M.I. are paying for my services, they require anyone not part of the Institute to pay an access fee to open their bank account.36
Would you like to pay the price of twenty runes to open your bank account?36
I'm afraid you don't have the necessary amount of runes with you at this time, so I can't allow you to access your account. Please bring twenty runes of one type and you can open your account.34
Oh you are a silly one! You told me you wanted to pay with water runes!26
Of course, dear sir.21
How frightfully rude of me, my dear lady. My name is Eniola and I work for that most excellent enterprise, the Bank of Gielinor.19
Of course, dear lady.17
It's not that I don't trust you, old chap, but as the old adage goes: 'Payment comes before friends.'13
I'm afraid you don't have the necessary runes with you at this time, so I can't allow you to access your Grand Exchange collection box. Please bring twenty runes of one type and you can open your account.11
You don't have any inventory space.11
Very well! Whenever you use my services in future, I will take twenty of your lovely cosmic runes! Assuming you have enough of course!10
It's not that I don't trust you, old girl, but as the old adage goes: 'Payment comes before friends.'9
Very well! Whenever you use my services in future, I will take twenty of your lovely astral runes! Assuming you have enough of course!7
Very well! Whenever you use my services in future, I will take twenty of your lovely law runes! Assuming you have enough of course!5
Oh you are a silly one! You told me you wanted to pay with cosmic runes!4
Oh you are a silly one! You told me you wanted to pay with astral runes!2
Would you like to cancel our deal ------------?1
Very well! Whenever you use my services in future, I will take twenty of your lovely chaos runes! Assuming you have enough of course!1
Very well! Whenever you use my services in future, I will take twenty of your lovely nature runes! Assuming you have enough of course!1