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That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.5,638
That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.2,473
I'm already looking after that patch for you.1,137
You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.494
I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.451
Why, yes I am. Why do you ask?329
Why? You look like you could chop it down yourself!317
Well, it's a lot of hard work - if you pay me 200 Coins I'll chop it down for you.303
I want one basket of apples for that.218
That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!213
Well I can tell by the look on your face that I'm not the first person you've asked. Why don't you tell me what you've heard from other members of the group so far?206
Did you ever consider that all those theories might be correct?206
I'll let you into a little secret that'll explain it all to you. In a word - fairies!206
I'm serious! 206
That depends on whether I have it to sell. What is it that you're looking for?171
I want 25 coconuts for that.165
Think it through. There are fairies who control everything natural from the weather to the seasons.158
I want one basket of oranges for that.148
Surely if all of those things have been mentioned as catalysts to our problems it stands to reason that the fairies are actually the cause?139
I want 10 cactus spines for that.116
I want one basket of tomatoes for that.100
That patch is dead - it's too late for me to do anything about it now.71
Well obviously it's the seasons. They all seem to be out- of-wack these days. Summer comes earlier and earlier each year, but then it simply rushes by!70
No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.70
If you find out what is upsetting the seasons you'll find out what is causing the harvest to fail.54
Eh, I suppose I can spare you a plant pot, but I'll want 40 coins for it.37
A rake, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.33
If you like, but I want one basket of tomatoes for that.33
If you like, but I want one basket of apples for that.30
How can you ask such a thing? It's obvious! It's all you adventurers. Every time I get a crop planted, some adventurer comes along and digs it up and plants crops of their own, as if they owned my farming patch!23
Don't give me that! You're an adventurer, they're all adventurers. I bet you have some sort of secret guild and you gather there and say things like 'let's annoy the gardeners this week', don't you?23
Aha, so you admit it then! You should be ashamed of yourselves!23
That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.21
It's really annoying! You should speak to your friends about their rude behaviour!18
Plant cure, eh? I might have some put aside for myself. Tell you what, I'll sell you some plant cure for 25 coins if you like.17
A bucket of compost, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 35 coins if you like.17
That's a stump. It'll grow back if you just leave it alone for a while.15
A seed dibber, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.13
Ah, Martin sent you, why didn't you say so? I personally think that our problems are all down to the fact that we haven't had enough rain of late. It's plain to see - just look at the levels of the rivers.12
We need more rain. I don't suppose you can do anything about that?12
Well there you go then. Until you find out how to make it rain you're going to have a hard time solving our problems.12
I've already told you everything I suspect.9
That patch is diseased - you should cure it before asking me to be responsible for it!9
If you like, but I want one basket of oranges for that.8
Well, I'm not wasting my time for free.8
A watering can, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 25 coins if you like.8
A gardening trowel, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.8
That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.7
Insects! That's what you can tell him! Insects! Stop the insects from eating so many of our crops and we'd get maximum yield, I tell you!5
You can put up to ten potatoes, cabbages or onions in vegetable sacks, although you can't have a mix in the same sack.4
I don't think the crops ARE failing, now leave me alone, I have work to do.3
If you like, but I want 10 cactus spines for that.3
I don't know what you're talking about - I'm already looking after that patch for you.2
Supercompost is far better than normal compost, but more expensive to make. You need to rot the right type of item; show me an item, and I'll tell you if it's super- compostable or not.2
Tree seeds must be grown in a plantpot of soil into a sapling, and then transferred to a tree patch to continue growing to adulthood.2
The only way to cure a bush or tree of disease is to prune away the diseased leaves with a pair of secateurs. For all other crops I would just apply some plant-cure.2
Hops are good for brewing ales. I believe there's a brewery up in Keldagrim somewhere, and I've heard rumours that a place called Phasmatys used to be good for that type of thing. 'Fore they all died, of course.2
There is a special patch for growing Belladonna - I believe that it is somewhere near Draynor Manor, where the ground is a tad 'unblessed'.2
Applying compost to a patch will not only reduce the chance that your crops will get diseased, but you will also grow more crops to harvest.1
You can fill plantpots with soil from any empty patch, if you have a gardening trowel.1
If you like, but I want 25 coconuts for that.1
You can buy all the farming tools from farming shops, which can be found close to the allotments.1