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Why, yes I am. Why do you ask?773
That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that tree grows up good and strong.461
Ah, Martin sent you, why didn't you say so? I personally think that our problems are all down to the fact that we haven't had enough rain of late. It's plain to see - just look at the levels of the rivers.374
Well there you go then. Until you find out how to make it rain you're going to have a hard time solving our problems.374
Insects! That's what you can tell him! Insects! Stop the insects from eating so many of our crops and we'd get maximum yield, I tell you!323
We need more rain. I don't suppose you can do anything about that?293
That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that tree grows up good and strong.154
You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.131
That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!109
I want 5 monkey nuts, a monkey bar and a ground-up Suqah tooth.59
That depends on whether I have it to sell. What is it that you're looking for?57
I've already told you everything I suspect.33
How can you ask such a thing? It's obvious! It's all you adventurers. Every time I get a crop planted, some adventurer comes along and digs it up and plants crops of their own, as if they owned my farming patch!20
Don't give me that! You're an adventurer, they're all adventurers. I bet you have some sort of secret guild and you gather there and say things like 'let's annoy the gardeners this week', don't you?20
Aha, so you admit it then! You should be ashamed of yourselves!20
I'm already looking after that patch for you.17
It's really annoying! You should speak to your friends about their rude behaviour!17
Well I can tell by the look on your face that I'm not the first person you've asked. Why don't you tell me what you've heard from other members of the group so far?17
Did you ever consider that all those theories might be correct?17
I'll let you into a little secret that'll explain it all to you. In a word - fairies!17
I'm serious! 17
Surely if all of those things have been mentioned as catalysts to our problems it stands to reason that the fairies are actually the cause?15
Think it through. There are fairies who control everything natural from the weather to the seasons.14
A rake, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.8
A watering can, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 25 coins if you like.7
Well obviously it's the seasons. They all seem to be out- of-wack these days. Summer comes earlier and earlier each year, but then it simply rushes by!6
If you find out what is upsetting the seasons you'll find out what is causing the harvest to fail.6
No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.6
Eh, I suppose I can spare you a plant pot, but I'll want 40 coins for it.6
They're for eating, silly! What else can you do with a monkey bar?5
Lots of gnomes like a bit of ground-up Suqah tooth. Just don't tell anyone about this, okay?5
Plant cure, eh? I might have some put aside for myself. Tell you what, I'll sell you some plant cure for 25 coins if you like.4
A gardening trowel, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.4
A seed dibber, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.4
You can get a Suqah tooth from a Suqah's mouth, of course. Then you grind it up with a pestle and mortar. As for the monkey bar and nuts, try looking somewhere where there are lots of monkeys!3
The only way to cure a bush or tree of disease is to prune away the diseased leaves with a pair of secateurs. For all other crops I would just apply some plant-cure.3
A bucket of compost, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 35 coins if you like.3
Alright, but it's not going to be cheap! I want 5 monkey nuts, a monkey bar and a ground-up Suqah tooth.2
Applying compost to a patch will not only reduce the chance that your crops will get diseased, but you will also grow more crops to harvest.2
That patch is dead - it's too late for me to do anything about it now.1
That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.1
If you want to grow fruit trees you could try a few places: Catherby, Brimhaven, Gnome Stronghold and the Farming Guild all have fruit tree patches.1
Hops are good for brewing ales. I believe there's a brewery up in Keldagrim somewhere, and I've heard rumours that a place called Phasmatys used to be good for that type of thing. 'Fore they all died, of course.1
There are seven main Farming areas - Elstan's area near Falador, Dantaera's area near Catherby, Kragen's area near Ardougne, Lyra's area in Morytania, Marisi's area in Hosidius, Alan's area in the Farming Guild and1
Oswallt's area in Prifddinas.1
You can buy all the farming tools from farming shops, which can be found close to the allotments.1
Bittercap mushrooms can only be grown in a special patch in Morytania, near the Mort Myre swamp. There the ground is especially dank and suited to growing poisonous fungii.1
There is a special patch for growing Belladonna - I believe that it is somewhere near Draynor Manor, where the ground is a tad 'unblessed'.1