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Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.59,819
Ah, so you are there, Mistress %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.25,392
Sorry, I'm trying to talk to Master %OTHER_USERNAME%, but he seems to be ignoring me.2,737
Have a nice day, Master.2,316
I am a mighty and powerful genie. Why do you come here? Speak now or I'll have to think of something exceedingly nasty to do to you.1,241
Here, have this.1,102
Do you have the sole of Awusah, so that we can make our trade?1,068
Ahh yes someone did drop a statue on my head recently. Very nice workmanship, looks quite old and valuable too. I'm surprised someone threw it away! 1,055
Hmm a deal eh? I think we can come to some sort of arrangement. I'll give you the valuable statuette in return for, let me think ....1,054
Ah excellent, here's the statuette then.1,039
I hadn't thought of that. I just read that a lot of the most powerful beings are collecting soles these days. I haven't really got many yet though. You provided me with an opportunity to expand my collection.1,033
Sorry, I'm trying to talk to Mistress %OTHER_USERNAME%, but she seems to be ignoring me.978
Have a nice day, Mistress.971
I have accepted it as a gift as they clearly respect my terrible powers. They seek to keep me at bay by giving me valuables.812
How about I give you the statue in exchange for the sole of the mayor of Nardah?786
Hey get your hands off my house.412
Not all genies are goody two shoes who go round granting wishes. It's something that my pathetic brother does to make people like him, but that's not my style. 135
Two reasons really. Firstly, I can see in the dark, so light or dark makes little difference to me. 113
Oh that's easy. In my experience soles are very easy to remove with just a knife.103
I like to think of myself more as an evil and scary sort of genie, who people talk about in hushed and fearful tones.89
Why do I get the sense that I'm not being taken seriously here? Please try to remember I am very dangerous and not to be trifled with.87
Hey, no casting spells on my house!76
I wouldn't have said so. It seems a perfectly reasonable thing to request to me. I can think of many things a lot worse I could have asked for.72
Lastly, I gather it's normal for powerful terrifying creatures to lurk around in dark caves, so I found this one to lurk in myself, nice isn't it?67
Yes, run. Ruuuun in fear of.. The crevice genie of Nardah! Muhahaha!59
Why thank you, I put a lot of effort into my terrifyingness.53
Wait! Did you say quite scary? I'll have you know I am VERY scary!50
Lastly, I gather it's normal for powerful terrifying creatures to lurk around in dark caves, so I found this one to lurk in myself, nice isn't it?40
I like to think of myself more as an evil and scary sort of genie, who people talk about in hushed and fearful tones.35
Silence cur! They fear and respect me and that's an end to it.29
Ah, so you are there, Master ------------. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.27
I don't know about that. I can't have just anybody traipsing in here. I have a reputation to keep you see.13
Ah well it's your loss. No sole, then no statuette.11
Actually I'll tell you what, you can hang around here for a bit, but be sure to spread the word about what a terrifying experience you had when you ran into... The crevice genie of Nardah!11
Ah, so you are there, Mistress ------------. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.10
Well no rush, I quite like the statuette too.5
Haha, even a pathetic human should be able to manage to get another human's sole.5
Well fortunately for you, I am a mighty and powerful genie and managed to reacquire it. I will give it to you for another sole.3
Ah excellent here's the statuette then.3
It's good doing business with you again.3
Ah, so you are there, Mistress Z7JFlIuequHm. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.1
Ah, so you are there, Mistress CDEEqtuDzV8d. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.1
Sorry, I'm trying to talk to Mistress Mr %USERNAME%, but she seems to be ignoring me.1
Sorry, I'm trying to talk to Mistress Alt %USERNAME%, but she seems to be ignoring me.1
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Sorry, I'm trying to talk to Mistress %USERNAME%FE, but she seems to be ignoring me.1
Sorry, I'm trying to talk to Master #Player1070, but he seems to be ignoring me.1
Ah, so you are there, Mistress SRJhlk6Uzt3o. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.1
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Sorry, I'm trying to talk to Master #Player1599, but he seems to be ignoring me.1
Ah, so you are there, Master EREQdm3hTWBK. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.1
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