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That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.32,701
That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.12,191
I'm already looking after that patch for you.1,500
That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.1,158
You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.385
That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!195
I want 10 pineapples for that.193
I want 15 papaya fruits for that.176
I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.166
Why? You look like you could chop it down yourself!130
Well, it's a lot of hard work - if you pay me 200 Coins I'll chop it down for you.124
I want 5 baskets of bananas for that.103
I want 10 watermelons for that.101
That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.73
That patch is dead - it's too late for me to do anything about it now.42
I want 4 baskets of apples for that.38
That's a stump. It'll grow back if you just leave it alone for a while.36
I want 15 coconuts for that.34
That depends on whether I have it to sell. What is it that you're looking for?31
I want 9 raw sweetcorn for that.29
I want 3 baskets of strawberries for that.28
Why, yes I am. Why do you ask?15
A rake, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.9
Well I can tell by the look on your face that I'm not the first person you've asked. Why don't you tell me what you've heard from other members of the group so far?8
Did you ever consider that all those theories might be correct?8
I'll let you into a little secret that'll explain it all to you. In a word - fairies!8
I'm serious! 8
If you like, but I want 15 papaya fruits for that.6
Surely if all of those things have been mentioned as catalysts to our problems it stands to reason that the fairies are actually the cause?6
If you like, but I want 9 raw sweetcorn for that.6
A bucket of compost, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 35 coins if you like.6
Think it through. There are fairies who control everything natural from the weather to the seasons.5
Well obviously it's the seasons. They all seem to be out- of-wack these days. Summer comes earlier and earlier each year, but then it simply rushes by!5
If you find out what is upsetting the seasons you'll find out what is causing the harvest to fail.5
No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.5
If you like, but I want 10 pineapples for that.4
If you like, but I want 4 baskets of apples for that.4
If you like, but I want 3 baskets of strawberries for that.3
That patch is diseased - you should cure it before asking me to be responsible for it!3
I don't know what you're talking about - I'm already looking after that patch for you.3
Plant cure, eh? I might have some put aside for myself. Tell you what, I'll sell you some plant cure for 25 coins if you like.2
Eh, I suppose I can spare you a plant pot, but I'll want 40 coins for it.2
You can buy all the farming tools from farming shops, which can be found close to the allotments.2
If you like, but I want 10 watermelons for that.2
You can put up to ten potatoes, cabbages or onions in vegetable sacks, although you can't have a mix in the same sack.1
Don't just throw away your weeds after you've raked a patch - put them in a compost bin and make some compost.1
A gardening trowel, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.1
How can you ask such a thing? It's obvious! It's all you adventurers. Every time I get a crop planted, some adventurer comes along and digs it up and plants crops of their own, as if they owned my farming patch!1
It's really annoying! You should speak to your friends about their rude behaviour!1
Don't give me that! You're an adventurer, they're all adventurers. I bet you have some sort of secret guild and you gather there and say things like 'let's annoy the gardeners this week', don't you?1
Aha, so you admit it then! You should be ashamed of yourselves!1
Well, I'm not wasting my time for free.1
I don't think the crops ARE failing, now leave me alone, I have work to do.1
If you like, but I want 5 baskets of bananas for that.1
If you need to be rid of your fruit trees for any reason, all you have to do is chop them down and then dig up the stump.1
You don't have to buy all your plantpots you know, you can make them yourself on a pottery wheel. If you're a good enough craftswoman, that is.1