Ah! Here you go!3,563
I need you to answer this for me.3,556
Please enter the answer to the question.3,532
Spot on!3,483
Run faster! Faster!160
Oh, sorry, I didn't notice you there.111
That I am. Now get to the point, I'm very busy!100
Ah, sustenance! Thanks.52
How can that be? Go check again!49
Well of course, like what?29
I beg your pardon?17
Hmm, some general facts?15
OK. Have you noticed the different colour clothes for your opposing Gnomes?15
The colours correspond to their skill level. The red ones are the professionals. They've been playing since before you were born! The orange ones are in the middle of their careers, whereas the yellow players know very14
It's always good to get a group of friends to play with you. That way you can score goals more easily, and if you take it in turns to score the goals you'll all reap the rewards.14
You mean you've never heard of Speedy Sam The Striker or Norda 'Steal Arms' van Druman?14
Not even Great Thunder Legs MacKnee?14
Well, they're all richer than you'll ever be!14
Be more precise, stranger.13
little. Just like you!13
Indeed, anything else?13
Anything else?12
Strangely enough, by accident.7
Don't interrupt!7
A great many years ago, before I was even born, there were two young Gnomes. Brothers to be exact.7
Yep. You know nothing tastes better than toasted toad?7
They were always arguing with each other over the most trivial things - who was the faster runner or who was the tallest.6
Anyway, they decided to compete to see who could kill the most toads. This gradually became a daily game, to which they invited friends and family to join in.6
One day they were up at the swamp throwing stones at the toads.4
It all evolved from there. Creating a playing arena, making up teams and leagues.4
Ah, made from the finest thread in all the land.3
There's the good old one-two tactic.3
You don't know anything do you? You pass the ball onto a team mate, giving him all the attention of your opposition, and giving you the chance to run further ahead.3
Well, he passes back to you and you've made an advantage. It's useful in a variety of situations!3
You'd look better if you were shorter.3
I see. Your agility is important if you want to avoid being tackled, so that would be a good attribute to improve. Also many Gnomes say that being able to attack well with a ranged weapon makes you better at3
Yes, although playing the game itself will improve these skills too. Also you should remember that your distance from the goal affects your chance of scoring, so get close enough and your ranged ability won't matter as3
scoring goals.2
Well, don't forget that you can block the opposition whilst a team mate has the ball. Very useful if you want to stop or slow down anyone approaching him.2
Toads of course1
What with the swamp nearby, and their robust skin, there is nothing better to stretch over some common sand.1
Well, of course. You humans know nothing!1
Gnome hair.1
I have no time for jokes. It's a serious matter, we go through plenty of nets every day.1