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I have a riddle for you.16
Nice weather we're having today.14
The human mind is a tremendous thing.14
Hee hee!14
But then it doesn't tend to rain much round here.13
I'm making wine out of raisins.13
So I don't have to wait for it to age.13
I worship Guthix, the god of balance.11
I wrote a few childrens books.11
Hardy, ha ha! Hee, hee, hee!10
He really does have exceptional co-ordination.10
Bla bla bla!10
To be or not to be.10
I'm a little tree gnome. That is me!9
Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find it out.9
Existentialism for insects.9
Yep... but not on purpose!9
I am the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space. I am the beginning of every end and the end of every place. What am I?8
I'm 'e'! Hee hee! Do you get it?8
Not really, I just saw a man with a wooden leg.8
My mum says: A friendly look, a kindly smile one good act, and life's worthwhile!7
He had a real foot!7
A tree which is planted on Monday and doubles in size each day is fully grown on the following sunday. On what day is it half grown?6
Saturday. You big folk really aren't the quickest!6
Oh baby, oh my sweet.5
No, i'm just singing.4
I'm gonna sweep you off your feet.4
Some advice traveller. We can walk, run, row or fly but never lose sight of the reason for the journey or miss the chance to see a rainbow on the way.3
I've been thinking.3
I'm trying to make a comeback!2
It's hard when you haven't been anywhere.2
Hello, would you like a worm?2
In the gnome village those who are needy receive what they need, and those who are able give what they can.2
Dimensionality is a function of consciousness.2
That's all you need to know.2
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation!1
The only thing that is constant...1
....is change!1
Hello.1
I just want something to happen!1
Something, anything, I don't know what!1
Guthix's angels fly so high as to be beyond our sight but they are always looking down upon us.1
Surely, if you're scared to die...1
...you're not living, right?1
Why don't you make like a tree...1
...and leave!1
Hee hee.1
Top of the morning to you.1
And bottom of the afternoon.1
Have you seen our big tree?1
It's very grand.1
She loves me!1
She does I tell you. She really loves me!1
Hey big woman, watch where you're standing.1
Hello, why aren't you green?1
Maybe you should eat more vegtables.1