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Ha! You think I'm stupid enough to tell you that I've been craving toad crunchies or that I can't stand having my feet tickled!989
I did? What did I say?985
Well let me up off of this rack and I'll get started, I can't do anything while I'm all tied up.953
Alright... alright! I'm beaten! Bring me some soft leather and some magic logs and I'll see what I can do.946
Oops... I mean erm... No that must have been some other err... gnome...935
If you think you can just buy my co-operation you're a bigger imbecile than I thought.935
Yes, it didn't work.931
That's all I've been living on since I got here.931
Yes, yes and yes. Tried them all, quite liked the toe nibbling.930
I'm not helping you fix that, as if it hasn't caused enough trouble as it is. Your friends have already tried every torture in the book!927
Us gnomes aren't wise so we don't get them. Face it, you'll never put me in enough pain that I'll tell you what you wanna know.927
I'm still not telling anyone squat.793
I used to play gnomeball as a kid. This is a walk in the park in comparison.724
Well come on! Let me up so I can get started, I can't do anything from here.391
Oi! There's no need for that, I already agreed to help.380
Ho ho ho... no more... Teehee... please stop... Hoohoo... he he he...374
I hate you!262
I've got nothing to say to you!149
You got everything?102
You beastly little blighter!54
I told you you can't buy my cooperation...52
... but thanks for the snack.49
Ha ha ha... no stop... Heehee... please no more... Teehee... Hoho...44
It's not like I'm going to get anything out of helping you, is it? As I figure, that device is the only thing keeping me out of the slave pens, where I'd get fed a lot worse than nail and prune stew!44
Well when you have it all I'll fix that thing, but please don't tickle me any more.40
I told you, I'm not going to get anything out of helping you, am I? As I figure, that device is the only thing keeping me out of the slave pens, where I'd get fed worse than nail and prune stew!39
A.. ah... ACHOOO!!!29
Let me up off of this rack and I'll get started, I can't do anything while I'm all tied up.24
What you gonna do with that?17
Like I'd do anything that could benefit you.17
I used to play gnomeball yes... what's that got to do with anything? Nothing that can convince me to help you that's for sure.13
No... I said being here is a walk in the park. Where do they get you guys? You must all be ogre rejects for being too thick.11
Leave me be idiot.11
Go away imbecile.11
Yes yes! That was it, I'd hate that, Please don't do that. By Guthix's beard you mourners are such idiots!8
Leave me be moron.7
Oooh... a big scary gnomeball. I mean, it might crush me and my entire family, because we're so small!4
They have big teeth and everything don't they? Sheesh. You mourners will have to try better than that. Now go away. I need some sleep after all these *yawn* scary threats.4