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Me me! Find me some fish heads to crunch! Yum yum.476
Great. Ready to take on another of those pesky rats!250
Meow!220
Meow.132
Hiss!111
Meeeow.109
I'm almost fully grown!84
I need to crunch something - lets go ratting!76
Unferth's cat? Pfft! Unferth is Bob's human!62
Nothing, I bet!60
I guess you're right, there is the Apothecary in Varrock.60
I have a few suggestions!59
Bob didn't come home this week.59
Theres something wrong with his head!58
This guy is unbelievable!58
Indeed! Bob should be back by now, let's go find him.57
Well done, that's all the chores finished!56
Hi Bob!56
I'm 10 months old.53
The humans have been looking for you, they get worried too easily.52
Don't you have any memory of your parents?52
Come on! We can help Bob!52
What a wet blanket, Bob can look after himself.51
I'm 9 months old.50
Let's talk to Unferth to see if there's anything else we can do.50
Lets go steal some things from stalls. I do enjoy watching shopkeepers panic!49
I do hope you're joking. These claws are real you know, none of your bronze nonsense.49
Ask Gertrude if she knows anything.49
I'll explain later!49
Now what?!48
Hisss!48
Yawn. I need sleep.47
Snarl!47
This guy gets on my nerves.46
I never did like that guy!45
We could offer to bonk him on the head with a big hammer.45
Argh!45
Don't tell him you're doing his chores!43
ANYONE would be 'cleverer'!43
I'm 7 months old.42
Go on. Ask him.42
Don't you think it's odd that no one knows where Bob came from?41
I'd hoped you would've understood by now that there's more to cats than humans believe!41
I wouldn't say dragged... let's call it a partnership!41
Let's ask Bob!41
I'm fine thanks.41
Hang on, maybe this is something to do with the legend... yes, it just might. Have you ever heard of Robert the Strong?41
I'm 8 months old.40
Part of the cat-human relationship is to let them believe they are in control.40
Does Neite feel the same way about you?40
Don't you know who your parents are?40
I'm 4 months old.39
What's up?39
I'm 5 months old.39
I don't think there is a problem, Bob is probably chasing females again!39
Oh my, you win... a biscuit!38
We think you are... or used to be... Robert the Strong!37
Robert the Strong was a great hero, you have no memory of him?37
I'm not done yet!36
Hehe!36
Good old Gertrude! Come on, lets go.36
I'm 6 months old.35
Bye for now Bob, we're going to speak to the Sphinx.35
I'm 3 months old.34
I'll live.33
Wow! He's got it bad! Real bad! I never thought I'd see the day!33
What for?32
Speaking of turning faces, shouldn't we get back to those ugly sisters?32
Let's go out into the desert to talk about this, if you don't mind. I want the right atmosphere for the story.32
%USERNAME% let's go and talk to Gertrude! Perhaps she knows who Bob's parents are!31
Do you remember when you were hypnotised by the Devourer?30
It wasn't all that difficult to understand.30
I'm just a month old.29
We don't have time for this, Bob could be in trouble! Tell her to get on with it.29
I'm 2 months old.28
Yes, please help!28
Ok, I'll tell you what I think happened.28
There once was a high priest of some crazy religion called Klenter.28
The Sphinx understood how you were hypnotised, it might be able to access Bob's memories of Robert the Strong.27
Yeah 'suppose so, this covert rat killing just comes so naturally.26
I'm a cold blooded, claw toting, hitkitty.26
A callous cat.26
I have many darksides.26
I suppose that is understandable, you did miss out on a little bit of the adventure.24
Do you remember being hypnotised then?24
No no. The high priest was called Klenter and he was the high priest of Icthlarin, god of the dead.23
Does a black panther called Odysseus ring any bells?23
Robert the Strong was no ordinary human though!22
I'm less than a month old.21
He dies, and a struggle starts for his soul.21
Very good. Now she needs help in getting Klenter's soul so she tricks some gullible fool into helping her.21
You!21
Well she's the god of destruction. If she had a priest or a temple or anything she would just destroy it.21
Can we go tripping people up as they climb the stairs? It's my favorite.20
What about the Dragonkin? A vicious race of bird like creatures?20
Cats!20
We have other powers, not clear to you. Anyway I'm moving away from the story.20
Another god - the Devourer - wants to destroy his soul because she has some dispute with Icthlarin. So she takes on the guise of a human.19
Because of my kind.19
The wanderer recruits your help by hypnotising you. Do you remember that?19
Because of me.19
Hu-ha!19
Cats are the only things that can open the pyramid's door, so she needed an adventurer with one.18
Hey %USERNAME%, hey talk to me.18
Look I can't let you keep doing this, you're doing it all wrong.18
What we have here is a two cat job.18
Well then why don't you let me help out. Tell me when you're going to start the fire and I'll race over and get the rats, while you're smoking them out.18
Exterminate! Exterminate!18
Sorry, I got a little carried away.18
So you entered the pyramid with me - under her mind control - and stole a canopic jar containing an organ belonging to Klenter.17
You then started to return with the jar to the Devourer, but as a sting on the tail she made you plant one of her symbols in the ceremonial room of the pyramid. You then tried to flee the pyramid but17
Yes %USERNAME%. Well he either broke the devourer's hold on you or else Klenter did.17
Miaoww!16
Icthlarin appeared just as you reached the exit.16
Bob is Robert the Strong!16
Every time you try smoke those rats out they run out of the hole, the only problem is the smoke clears fast enough for them to run back in before you can get over to them.16
Check the garden to see if anything needs tending.15
I'm sure there should be something growing in the garden.15
He was, and still is. Ok, Icthlarin summoned Klenter's soul to torment you into returning the jar, the end result was that you were freed from the devourer's grasp.15
You then bumbled around for a bit and returned the jar, discovered that the high priest still hadn't completed the final ceremony so you got him all the bits and pieces.15
And the rest is simple enough to piece together.15
Wow Bob! You really are Robert the Strong!15
Hi Neite!15
Me? Whiney? Well, if that isn't the demon calling the imp red! I'll hunt you down when I'm bigger and you'll be sorry!15
It's too late for you no-fur. I hope you get your sword stuck and a dragon falls on your head. Now shoo!15
You got them? I think I may have had something to do with it.15
Well of course you'd hardly expect that human to do a ratcatcher's job.15
You say the sweetest things. Hiss.14
Yes! When you were hypnotised you told us of when you defeated a Dragonkin!14
Yes! How can Neite refuse you now!14
Sphinx, summon Neite please!14
That can wait! Bob has been love sick, we have to tell Neite!14
The Sphinx hypnotised Bob. Bob told us about when he was Robert the Strong fighting Dragonkin.14
Can we go and tear up some furniture! I love that!14
Meow, meow.12
Miaow.11
The Apothecary said you need a vial of water to give to Unferth.10
I'm getting a little bit sick of talking about Icthlarin and all that stuff. If you didn't understand it the first time around, nor when I filled you in on a few details and then when I spelt it out to you what happened I don't9
think you'll ever get it.8
Look, can we just leave it. Ask one of your adventuring friends.8
I think we should get away from those sisters. They are wierder than Dogs.6
We should go and see Bob now Unferth is feeling better, he should be back by now.5
OK OK... This is becoming dangerous. If we don't do something he will probably implode! We'll go to Gertrude and ask if she knows who your parents are!5
Sorry human, but what are you wearing?4
Am I a joke to you?4
You've finished that chore.4
Why are you doing this?3
No we haven't. Come on %USERNAME%, let's go.3
Maybe the Sphinx can help us again.3
See you later Bob.3
Miaow!3
Hungry. I wound like....3
One meeeeeellion tuna!3
Rat pie?3
It's not, take them off now human, before I get myself a pair of human ears to wear.2
Pretty good! %USERNAME% could use your help with something.2
Lets go find Bob and lock him in a box.2
More walking? Why don't we ever get a nice easy teleport for these things?2
I've got this horrible itch behind my ears. Would you scratch it?1
Just because I look big and tough doesn't mean I can't let my guard down once in a while? No fair!1
Don't push your luck no-fur.1
We've found out enough now, we should go back to Bob.1
Come on!1
Hello Bob!1
I don't think so.....1
No, but what's that got to do with.... no, nooooo! It cannot be!!1
That's impossible!!1
OK dad, maybe later. You're scaring me!1
Hi Mommy!1
No complaints, Mom.1
Look round the house for anything messy that needs to be put right.1
Theres only one source of warmth in the house, I suggest you use it.1
There's a table with empty dishes, I think they need refilling.1
I've no idea, perhaps you can find out.1
Seems like everyone knows everyone in these parts.1
Should we be worried here?1