Practically perfect in every way. Ready for world domination.614
This guy is unbelievable!493
Nothing, I bet!479
Theres something wrong with his head!476
I guess you're right, there is the Apothecary in Varrock.475
I have a few suggestions!475
Unferth's cat? Pfft! Unferth is Bob's human!473
Bob didn't come home this week.470
Hiss Hiss! Me! Do it again!470
Big, mean, and ready to rumble. Just the way I like it.456
Indeed! Bob should be back by now, let's go find him.449
Hi Bob!428
Well done, that's all the chores finished!425
Now what?!417
The humans have been looking for you, they get worried too easily.391
Don't you have any memory of your parents?384
Come on! We can help Bob!383
I never did like that guy!383
I do hope you're joking. These claws are real you know, none of your bronze nonsense.353
Don't tell him you're doing his chores!352
Yeah 'suppose so, this covert rat killing just comes so naturally.351
I'm a cold blooded, claw toting, hitkitty.351
A callous cat.350
I have many darksides.350
We could offer to bonk him on the head with a big hammer.350
Ask Gertrude if she knows anything.342
I'll explain later!338
What a wet blanket, Bob can look after himself.333
Oh my, you win... a biscuit!333
This guy gets on my nerves.329
I don't think there is a problem, Bob is probably chasing females again!325
Let's talk to Unferth to see if there's anything else we can do.323
ANYONE would be 'cleverer'!320
Go on. Ask him.304
What for?303
Part of the cat-human relationship is to let them believe they are in control.296
I'm fine thanks.295
Speaking of turning faces, shouldn't we get back to those ugly sisters?294
Don't you know who your parents are?290
Don't you think it's odd that no one knows where Bob came from?290
Prey on the weak and injured. Let's try the wilderness!290
I'd hoped you would've understood by now that there's more to cats than humans believe!289
I wouldn't say dragged... let's call it a partnership!288
Let's ask Bob!286
I fancy pointing and laughing at some demons. They always make me cackle.285
Does Neite feel the same way about you?284
What's up?278
Well, have you never noticed how well ghouls and demons get on?270
Wow! He's got it bad! Real bad! I never thought I'd see the day!263
Yeah... Demons are a ghoul's best friend.262
Sigh. I think you're the only joke round here, no-fur.258
Yes, please help!254
%USERNAME% let's go and talk to Gertrude! Perhaps she knows who Bob's parents are!250
Hang on, maybe this is something to do with the legend... yes, it just might. Have you ever heard of Robert the Strong?250
We think you are... or used to be... Robert the Strong!248
Robert the Strong was a great hero, you have no memory of him?248
I'm not done yet!246
Good old Gertrude! Come on, lets go.242
Bye for now Bob, we're going to speak to the Sphinx.242
We don't have time for this, Bob could be in trouble! Tell her to get on with it.238
Robert the Strong was no ordinary human though!197
Do you remember when you were hypnotised by the Devourer?182
The Sphinx understood how you were hypnotised, it might be able to access Bob's memories of Robert the Strong.175
Sorry, I got a little carried away.175
Hey %USERNAME%, hey talk to me.173
Exterminate! Exterminate!172
Look I can't let you keep doing this, you're doing it all wrong.171
What we have here is a two cat job.171
Does a black panther called Odysseus ring any bells?170
Well then why don't you let me help out. Tell me when you're going to start the fire and I'll race over and get the rats, while you're smoking them out.170
What about the Dragonkin? A vicious race of bird like creatures?168
Meow, meow.150
Every time you try smoke those rats out they run out of the hole, the only problem is the smoke clears fast enough for them to run back in before you can get over to them.138
Well of course you'd hardly expect that human to do a ratcatcher's job.125
You got them? I think I may have had something to do with it.124
I'll live.116
I suppose that is understandable, you did miss out on a little bit of the adventure.112
Do you remember being hypnotised then?112
It wasn't all that difficult to understand.96
Wow Bob! You really are Robert the Strong!92
Bob is Robert the Strong!91
Ok, I'll tell you what I think happened.89
Hi Neite!89
Yes! When you were hypnotised you told us of when you defeated a Dragonkin!86
Let's go out into the desert to talk about this, if you don't mind. I want the right atmosphere for the story.86
The Sphinx hypnotised Bob. Bob told us about when he was Robert the Strong fighting Dragonkin.84
Yes! How can Neite refuse you now!83
That can wait! Bob has been love sick, we have to tell Neite!83
Sphinx, summon Neite please!80
There once was a high priest of some crazy religion called Klenter.79
Check the garden to see if anything needs tending.76
I'm sure there should be something growing in the garden.74
No no. The high priest was called Klenter and he was the high priest of Icthlarin, god of the dead.73
He dies, and a struggle starts for his soul.61
Very good. Now she needs help in getting Klenter's soul so she tricks some gullible fool into helping her.55
Another god - the Devourer - wants to destroy his soul because she has some dispute with Icthlarin. So she takes on the guise of a human.54
Well she's the god of destruction. If she had a priest or a temple or anything she would just destroy it.50
We should go and see Bob now Unferth is feeling better, he should be back by now.49
Because of my kind.47
We have other powers, not clear to you. Anyway I'm moving away from the story.46
The Apothecary said you need a vial of water to give to Unferth.45
Because of me.45
Cats are the only things that can open the pyramid's door, so she needed an adventurer with one.45
You then started to return with the jar to the Devourer, but as a sting on the tail she made you plant one of her symbols in the ceremonial room of the pyramid. You then tried to flee the pyramid but45
Yes %USERNAME%. Well he either broke the devourer's hold on you or else Klenter did.43
He was, and still is. Ok, Icthlarin summoned Klenter's soul to torment you into returning the jar, the end result was that you were freed from the devourer's grasp.43
The wanderer recruits your help by hypnotising you. Do you remember that?42
You then bumbled around for a bit and returned the jar, discovered that the high priest still hadn't completed the final ceremony so you got him all the bits and pieces.42
So you entered the pyramid with me - under her mind control - and stole a canopic jar containing an organ belonging to Klenter.41
Icthlarin appeared just as you reached the exit.41
And the rest is simple enough to piece together.41
You say the sweetest things. Hiss.41
Thank Zaros for that. Finally some freedom from your ugly face!40
Maybe the Sphinx can help us again.33
More walking? Why don't we ever get a nice easy teleport for these things?33
OK OK... This is becoming dangerous. If we don't do something he will probably implode! We'll go to Gertrude and ask if she knows who your parents are!33
See you later Bob.32
I'm feeling a bit like one of those dog things, all fat and slow. I'd love to do some rat catching.29
You've finished that chore.28
Should we be worried here?27
Pretty good! %USERNAME% could use your help with something.26
Seems like everyone knows everyone in these parts.26
I don't think so.....23
Hello Bob!22
I'm getting a little bit sick of talking about Icthlarin and all that stuff. If you didn't understand it the first time around, nor when I filled you in on a few details and then when I spelt it out to you what happened I don't21
think you'll ever get it.21
No, but what's that got to do with.... no, nooooo! It cannot be!!18
That's impossible!!18
OK dad, maybe later. You're scaring me!18
OK, I will try.17
Look, can we just leave it. Ask one of your adventuring friends.17
Come on!10
No we haven't. Come on %USERNAME%, let's go.8
Lets get out of here! Sewers make my fur smell. Somewhere less, erm, organised.8
You've done all the chores so you should see if Unferth needs anything else done.8
Sorry human, but what are you wearing?4
Am I a joke to you?4
Why are you doing this?4
Look round the house for anything messy that needs to be put right.4
What? You're having a laugh I'm not going to get myself killed for you. Why don't you attack it?4
It's not, take them off now human, before I get myself a pair of human ears to wear.3
We've found out enough now, we should go back to Bob.3
There's a table with empty dishes, I think they need refilling.3
I've no idea, perhaps you can find out.3
No stupid, I'm a cat.3
Come on, lets go.2
Theres only one source of warmth in the house, I suggest you use it.2
Got any last minute advice?1
Meow, meow!1
Have you noticed that Unferth's hair has grown rather long?1
It's so long I should think you'd need shears to cut it!1
I can remember them, I'll make a list.1