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That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.3,475
I'm already looking after that patch for you.1,790
That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.1,564
Why, yes I am. Why do you ask?675
You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.443
That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!361
Why? You look like you could chop it down yourself!316
Well, it's a lot of hard work - if you pay me 200 Coins I'll chop it down for you.306
Well I can tell by the look on your face that I'm not the first person you've asked. Why don't you tell me what you've heard from other members of the group so far?294
I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.293
Did you ever consider that all those theories might be correct?293
I'll let you into a little secret that'll explain it all to you. In a word - fairies!293
I'm serious! 293
How can you ask such a thing? It's obvious! It's all you adventurers. Every time I get a crop planted, some adventurer comes along and digs it up and plants crops of their own, as if they owned my farming patch!264
Don't give me that! You're an adventurer, they're all adventurers. I bet you have some sort of secret guild and you gather there and say things like 'let's annoy the gardeners this week', don't you?263
Aha, so you admit it then! You should be ashamed of yourselves!263
It's really annoying! You should speak to your friends about their rude behaviour!211
I want one basket of apples for that.199
Think it through. There are fairies who control everything natural from the weather to the seasons.197
Surely if all of those things have been mentioned as catalysts to our problems it stands to reason that the fairies are actually the cause?187
That depends on whether I have it to sell. What is it that you're looking for?166
I want 25 coconuts for that.152
I want one basket of oranges for that.123
I want 10 cactus spines for that.97
That patch is dead - it's too late for me to do anything about it now.76
I want one basket of tomatoes for that.73
Eh, I suppose I can spare you a plant pot, but I'll want 40 coins for it.42
Well obviously it's the seasons. They all seem to be out- of-wack these days. Summer comes earlier and earlier each year, but then it simply rushes by!40
No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.40
If you find out what is upsetting the seasons you'll find out what is causing the harvest to fail.34
If you like, but I want one basket of apples for that.32
That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.31
If you like, but I want one basket of tomatoes for that.31
Insects! That's what you can tell him! Insects! Stop the insects from eating so many of our crops and we'd get maximum yield, I tell you!28
I've already told you everything I suspect.26
A watering can, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 25 coins if you like.24
Ah, Martin sent you, why didn't you say so? I personally think that our problems are all down to the fact that we haven't had enough rain of late. It's plain to see - just look at the levels of the rivers.22
Well there you go then. Until you find out how to make it rain you're going to have a hard time solving our problems.22
That's a stump. It'll grow back if you just leave it alone for a while.17
We need more rain. I don't suppose you can do anything about that?17
A bucket of compost, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 35 coins if you like.15
A rake, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.14
Plant cure, eh? I might have some put aside for myself. Tell you what, I'll sell you some plant cure for 25 coins if you like.11
Well, I'm not wasting my time for free.9
A gardening trowel, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.9
If you like, but I want one basket of oranges for that.8
That patch is diseased - you should cure it before asking me to be responsible for it!6
I don't know what you're talking about - I'm already looking after that patch for you.4
That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.4
If you like, but I want 10 cactus spines for that.3
There is a special patch for growing Belladonna - I believe that it is somewhere near Draynor Manor, where the ground is a tad 'unblessed'.3
Vegetables, hops and flowers need constant watering - if you ignore my advice, you will sooner or later find yourself in possession of a dead farming patch.2
Bittercap mushrooms can only be grown in a special patch in Morytania, near the Mort Myre swamp. There the ground is especially dank and suited to growing poisonous fungii.2
Hops are good for brewing ales. I believe there's a brewery up in Keldagrim somewhere, and I've heard rumours that a place called Phasmatys used to be good for that type of thing. 'Fore they all died, of course.2
If you want to grow fruit trees you could try a few places: Catherby, Brimhaven, Gnome Stronghold and the Farming Guild all have fruit tree patches.2
You can put up to five tomatoes, strawberries, apples, bananas or oranges into a fruit basket, although you can't have a mix in the same basket.2
A seed dibber, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.2
You don't have to buy all your plantpots you know, you can make them yourself on a pottery wheel. If you're a good enough craftsman, that is.1
Supercompost is far better than normal compost, but more expensive to make. You need to rot the right type of item; show me an item, and I'll tell you if it's super- compostable or not.1
If you want to make your own sacks and baskets you'll need to use the loom that's near the Farming shop in Falador. If you're a good enough craftsman, that is.1
Applying compost to a patch will not only reduce the chance that your crops will get diseased, but you will also grow more crops to harvest.1
You don't have to buy all your plantpots you know, you can make them yourself on a pottery wheel. If you're a good enough craftswoman, that is.1
Tree seeds must be grown in a plantpot of soil into a sapling, and then transferred to a tree patch to continue growing to adulthood.1
You can fill plantpots with soil from any empty patch, if you have a gardening trowel.1
The only way to cure a bush or tree of disease is to prune away the diseased leaves with a pair of secateurs. For all other crops I would just apply some plant-cure.1
I don't think the crops ARE failing, now leave me alone, I have work to do.1
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