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Hiss!2
Don't tell him you're doing his chores!2
Content. But a little more attention or rat hunting wouldn't go amiss.2
Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.2
Meow.1
Oh my, you win... a biscuit!1
ANYONE would be 'cleverer'!1
Unferth's cat? Pfft! Unferth is Bob's human!1
Bob didn't come home this week.1
I don't think there is a problem, Bob is probably chasing females again!1
Hi Bob!1
The humans have been looking for you, they get worried too easily.1
What's up?1
Wow! He's got it bad! Real bad! I never thought I'd see the day!1
Don't you know who your parents are?1
Don't you have any memory of your parents?1
%USERNAME% let's go and talk to Gertrude! Perhaps she knows who Bob's parents are!1
Come on! We can help Bob!1
I'm fine thanks.1
We don't have time for this, Bob could be in trouble! Tell her to get on with it.1
I do hope you're joking. These claws are real you know, none of your bronze nonsense.1
Ask Gertrude if she knows anything.1
I'll explain later!1
Go on. Ask him.1
Don't you think it's odd that no one knows where Bob came from?1
I'd hoped you would've understood by now that there's more to cats than humans believe!1
I wouldn't say dragged... let's call it a partnership!1
Let's ask Bob!1
We think you are... or used to be... Robert the Strong!1
Robert the Strong was a great hero, you have no memory of him?1
Does a black panther called Odysseus ring any bells?1
What about the Dragonkin? A vicious race of bird like creatures?1
I'm not done yet!1
Do you remember when you were hypnotised by the Devourer?1
Hehe!1
Bye for now Bob, we're going to speak to the Sphinx.1
No we haven't. Come on %USERNAME%, let's go.1
Yes, please help!1
Part of the cat-human relationship is to let them believe they are in control.1
Well done, that's all the chores finished!1
Let's talk to Unferth to see if there's anything else we can do.1
Now what?!1
Nothing, I bet!1
I guess you're right, there is the Apothecary in Varrock.1
I have a few suggestions!1
Meow, meow.1
Theres something wrong with his head!1
Indeed! Bob should be back by now, let's go find him.1
This guy is unbelievable!1
Hey %USERNAME%, you finally got around to naming me.1
More walking? Why don't we ever get a nice easy teleport for these things?1
Seems like everyone knows everyone in these parts.1
Should we be worried here?1
I'm content. A little more action might be good, but then again you might ruffle up my fur and then I'd have to groom all over again.1
Sleep.1
Surgery. That's the answer to all our problems.1
I don't know. Have you tried looking yet?1
Miaaow!1
Hunting! Meow! Yes hunting iss good.1
Lets go hunting in Lumbridge.1
Happy as a demon in a Lava pit.1
I'm feeling a bit like a ghost in a cake shop.1
You know... In need of exorcise.1
Hunting!1
Yawn. I'm too lazy to even bother answering you.1
Anywhere but here. I'm feeling lucky!1
Lets go to the duel arena and watch some fights!1