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Welcome Brother...to our organisation...ours is a fight for humanity in all its shapes and forms...and to rid mankind of the monsters that exist in our world. We have no quarrel with a fellow brother.2,062
Welcome Sister...to our organisation...ours is a fight for humanity in all its shapes and forms...and to rid mankind of the monsters that exist in our world. We have no quarrel with a fellow sister.1,216
Hmmm. Congratulations on your achievement, your help will ensure the success of our venture and we can surely take our efforts forwards. Tell me, won't you consider joining our calling?1,084
Right...well please consider it an open offer...Ok then...thanks and goodbye.1,083
Ok, I understand...please don't worry. I'll release Brother Jimmy now! Tell his employer that he'll be there shortly.1,083
What? Sorry? Please calm down!1,082
Oh my dear friend...please...there's no need to get so upset...of course we're going to release Jimmy. Oh dear, you do take things a bit seriously don't you?1,082
Ah yes, he'll be joining our ranks very soon, I feel. He's still quite young and strong, but he will see the error of his ways before too long.856
Not at all...he just needs some time to think about things...we've given him all the time he needs in the cage back there.852
I'm afraid I can't do that...he has value to us...he's related to a farmer named Fred who lives near here. We need to arrange some things with this 'Brother Fred' so that my people down here can eat.849
Well, actually, now that you mention it...it would be a real help to us if you could organise some chickens in exchange for young Jimmy's release.825
Go to Brother Fred the farmer and tell him that we have young Brother Jimmy. Tell him that we're not going to let him free until he agrees to send us a month's supply of chickens.823
That's exactly right! Do this for us and we'll let Brother Jimmy go!819
By all means. It's about time that lot made themselves useful.777
Do we have to deal with the dwarves? They may not exactly be monsters but they're still not human.776
You should know, brother...we don't let ordinary members in on all our plans...but rest assured those foul creatures will be dealt with very soon!661
You should know, sister...we don't let ordinary members in on all our plans...but rest assured those foul creatures will be dealt with very soon!422
No! That kind of information is for...only senior members of the group. Ordinary members like you must learn to...trust your leaders.340
How can you even...ask that? Right beneath Lumbridge is a whole cave system full of those creatures! They've got a passage leading right up into the castle kitchen!239
And I've heard that there's a whole city of those things down there, not that anyone has ever seen it. What have they got in there? What are they planning?218
We've got to get them before they get us!205
We're a proactive organisation working towards the cessation of monsters in normal civilised human society. There seems to be no backbone in this land so we're stepping up to the challenge.136
We're mobilising people and we're starting our own society...cleaning out the caves once inhabited by these foul creatures and defending them so that they can never again shelter sub human species.135
My name is Johanhus and I lead these glorious people on a courageous mission called, 'Humans against Monsters', we mean to make this land free of monsters so we can all live in peace.108
So, you got out of the cell? No matter...your goblin friend has already been dealt with...and Sigmund is on his way to deal with the rest of her foul brood!16
Come back and see me when you change your mind!4
Welcome back Sister %USERNAME%, how are your negotiations going with Brother Fred?3
Yes, of course....why didn't you ask earlier? Is that all you wanted? Huh!3
Go get them then!3
Now, now %USERNAME%, I'm a little disappointed in you! Can't you see that this is merely a business transaction?2
Now, now %USERNAME%, I'm a little disappointed in you! Can't you see that this is merely a business transaction? 2
That's a shame, because Brother Jimmy is getting older every day! His employer isn't going to be too pleased if you don't do something soon.2
No! That kind of information is for...only senior members of the group. Why should I tell it to an...outsider?2
Welcome back Brother %USERNAME%, how are your negotiations going with Brother Fred?2
Of course, you do have the chickens don't you?2
Oh for the love of Saradomin...it's not too difficult! Go to Brother Fred and ask him to supply a month's worth of chickens in return for Brother Jimmy's freedom!1