Me me, ~ Roar. (It sounds like more of a squeak)3,018
Meeow I'm happy.1,297
I want to chase things.392
I'm less than a month old.334
Can we go visit Gertrude, I'd like to see her again, she's very nice.332
I suppose that is understandable, you did miss out on a little bit of the adventure.210
Do you remember being hypnotised then?210
I'm almost fully grown!208
Theres something wrong with his head!205
I have a few suggestions!203
Hi Bob!202
Nothing, I bet!202
This guy is unbelievable!202
Unferth's cat? Pfft! Unferth is Bob's human!201
I guess you're right, there is the Apothecary in Varrock.201
I'm tired, I'd like to have a nap.200
Bob didn't come home this week.199
Indeed! Bob should be back by now, let's go find him.191
I'm just a month old.181
Meeeeow, don't leave me master, I'm sorry, I'll be a good kitty from now on meoooww.179
Now what?!178
The humans have been looking for you, they get worried too easily.176
Well done, that's all the chores finished!173
What a wet blanket, Bob can look after himself.172
I never did like that guy!171
Don't you have any memory of your parents?170
Come on! We can help Bob!170
Let's go to the ratpits in Ardougne. I think I fancy a fight!166
We could offer to bonk him on the head with a big hammer.161
This guy gets on my nerves.159
I do hope you're joking. These claws are real you know, none of your bronze nonsense.156
Ask Gertrude if she knows anything.156
I'll explain later!155
Don't tell him you're doing his chores!155
It wasn't all that difficult to understand.152
Ok, I'll tell you what I think happened.147
I'm 10 months old.142
I'm fine thanks.141
There once was a high priest of some crazy religion called Klenter.141
Oh my, you win... a biscuit!137
ANYONE would be 'cleverer'!137
I don't think there is a problem, Bob is probably chasing females again!137
No no. The high priest was called Klenter and he was the high priest of Icthlarin, god of the dead.134
Does Neite feel the same way about you?132
Let's talk to Unferth to see if there's anything else we can do.132
Part of the cat-human relationship is to let them believe they are in control.131
What's up?130
Go on. Ask him.128
Don't you think it's odd that no one knows where Bob came from?127
He dies, and a struggle starts for his soul.127
Let's go out into the desert to talk about this, if you don't mind. I want the right atmosphere for the story.127
I'd hoped you would've understood by now that there's more to cats than humans believe!125
I wouldn't say dragged... let's call it a partnership!125
Very good. Now she needs help in getting Klenter's soul so she tricks some gullible fool into helping her.125
Wow! He's got it bad! Real bad! I never thought I'd see the day!124
Don't you know who your parents are?124
Let's ask Bob!124
Good old Gertrude! Come on, lets go.123
Hang on, maybe this is something to do with the legend... yes, it just might. Have you ever heard of Robert the Strong?121
Another god - the Devourer - wants to destroy his soul because she has some dispute with Icthlarin. So she takes on the guise of a human.119
I'm 2 months old.118
Well she's the god of destruction. If she had a priest or a temple or anything she would just destroy it.118
Yes, please help!118
%USERNAME% let's go and talk to Gertrude! Perhaps she knows who Bob's parents are!115
We think you are... or used to be... Robert the Strong!115
Because of my kind.114
I'm 4 months old.114
I'm 9 months old.113
We have other powers, not clear to you. Anyway I'm moving away from the story.113
I'm 8 months old.112
Robert the Strong was a great hero, you have no memory of him?112
I'm not done yet!110
Because of me.110
Cats are the only things that can open the pyramid's door, so she needed an adventurer with one.109
We don't have time for this, Bob could be in trouble! Tell her to get on with it.108
Bye for now Bob, we're going to speak to the Sphinx.108
You then started to return with the jar to the Devourer, but as a sting on the tail she made you plant one of her symbols in the ceremonial room of the pyramid. You then tried to flee the pyramid but108
I'm 5 months old.106
I'm 3 months old.105
The wanderer recruits your help by hypnotising you. Do you remember that?104
Yes %USERNAME%. Well he either broke the devourer's hold on you or else Klenter did.104
I'm 7 months old.103
He was, and still is. Ok, Icthlarin summoned Klenter's soul to torment you into returning the jar, the end result was that you were freed from the devourer's grasp.102
You then bumbled around for a bit and returned the jar, discovered that the high priest still hadn't completed the final ceremony so you got him all the bits and pieces.101
And the rest is simple enough to piece together.99
So you entered the pyramid with me - under her mind control - and stole a canopic jar containing an organ belonging to Klenter.98
You say the sweetest things. Hiss.98
Robert the Strong was no ordinary human though!97
Icthlarin appeared just as you reached the exit.96
I'll live.94
Meow, meow.90
I'm 6 months old.88
What for?87
Do you remember when you were hypnotised by the Devourer?87
Speaking of turning faces, shouldn't we get back to those ugly sisters?86
The Sphinx understood how you were hypnotised, it might be able to access Bob's memories of Robert the Strong.86
Got any last minute advice?84
Does a black panther called Odysseus ring any bells?83
What about the Dragonkin? A vicious race of bird like creatures?82
Yeah 'suppose so, this covert rat killing just comes so naturally.76
I'm a cold blooded, claw toting, hitkitty.76
A callous cat.76
I have many darksides.76
Hey %USERNAME%, hey talk to me.64
Well then why don't you let me help out. Tell me when you're going to start the fire and I'll race over and get the rats, while you're smoking them out.64
Look I can't let you keep doing this, you're doing it all wrong.63
What we have here is a two cat job.63
Exterminate! Exterminate!63
Sorry, I got a little carried away.63
Wow Bob! You really are Robert the Strong!60
Every time you try smoke those rats out they run out of the hole, the only problem is the smoke clears fast enough for them to run back in before you can get over to them.59
Hi Neite!59
The Sphinx hypnotised Bob. Bob told us about when he was Robert the Strong fighting Dragonkin.58
Yes! When you were hypnotised you told us of when you defeated a Dragonkin!55
Yes! How can Neite refuse you now!54
Sphinx, summon Neite please!53
That can wait! Bob has been love sick, we have to tell Neite!53
Bob is Robert the Strong!53
Well of course you'd hardly expect that human to do a ratcatcher's job.49
You got them? I think I may have had something to do with it.48
I'm getting a little bit sick of talking about Icthlarin and all that stuff. If you didn't understand it the first time around, nor when I filled you in on a few details and then when I spelt it out to you what happened I don't43
Check the garden to see if anything needs tending.39
think you'll ever get it.39
Look, can we just leave it. Ask one of your adventuring friends.38
I'm sure there should be something growing in the garden.37
We should go and see Bob now Unferth is feeling better, he should be back by now.28
Can we stay here in the sewers and hunt rats? That would be fun.24
Maybe the Sphinx can help us again.23
You don't think I'm cute and cuddly anymore do you? Is there another cat you like?23
See you later Bob.22
The Apothecary said you need a vial of water to give to Unferth.20
OK OK... This is becoming dangerous. If we don't do something he will probably implode! We'll go to Gertrude and ask if she knows who your parents are!18
Pretty good! %USERNAME% could use your help with something.18
Sorry human, but what are you wearing?17
Should we be worried here?16
Seems like everyone knows everyone in these parts.15
More walking? Why don't we ever get a nice easy teleport for these things?15
Bob sometimes hangs out around here, do you fancy paying him a visit?11
Am I a joke to you?11
You've finished that chore.10
I'm really hungry, do you have any fish, meeaow?9
Hello Bob!9
Let's stay here. I think I fancy a fight.7
Come on!6
Why are you doing this?6
No we haven't. Come on %USERNAME%, let's go.5
You've done all the chores so you should see if Unferth needs anything else done.5
It's not, take them off now human, before I get myself a pair of human ears to wear.5
I don't think so.....4
Hi Mommy!4
No complaints, Mom.4
I can remember them, I'll make a list.3
OK, I will try.3
Come on, lets go.2
No, but what's that got to do with.... no, nooooo! It cannot be!!2
That's impossible!!2
OK dad, maybe later. You're scaring me!2
Have you noticed that Unferth's hair has grown rather long?1
There's a table with empty dishes, I think they need refilling.1
Look round the house for anything messy that needs to be put right.1