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Yes, I saw - what fine farming prowess! Nobody has ever done anything like that for me before; here you go, these are the seeds you were after I believe.1,093
No I don't, as it happens. Sorry.965
Oh, you think so?!? And what concern is it of yours?943
I must say, you don't often meet people who show concern the way you have done.940
All these people, asking me to look after their crops! And no-one ever asking me how I feel, or if there's something they can do for me!936
Oh, that's very kind of you! And there I was, thinking of giving it all up and heading off across the seas to find my fortune!933
Nah, there's a whole field of them over to the west. I don't have any particular use for onions, so how about cabbages, then?930
I'd like just for once for somebody to grow something for me. Just something simple; some vegetables would be nice.929
Oh, in one of these allotments here. Plant them from seed, and when they're ready for harvesting let me know, I'll give you your seeds.929
Yes, here you go - I hope they grow for you.852
That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.767
That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!608
You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.576
That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.394
That depends on whether I have it to sell. What is it that you're looking for?351
That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.264
Plant cure, eh? I might have some put aside for myself. Tell you what, I'll sell you some plant cure for 25 coins if you like.175
I'm already looking after that patch for you.174
That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.151
You said that you would grow me some cabbages in one of these allotments. When they're ready for harvest come and talk to me, and I'll give you those snowdrop seeds that you're after.91
I would give you some, but you don't appear to have room to carry them.86
I want 5 jangerberries for that.84
That patch is dead - it's too late for me to do anything about it now.69
I want one basket of apples for that.63
I want 10 curry leaves for that.58
I might - which one were you thinking of?53
I can't believe you're asking me to do that! I asked you to grow some cabbages for me, not for me to look after them for you! No, I won't look after them!40
A bucket of compost, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 35 coins if you like.39
Give ... you ... the ...30
Not after speaking to me like that you upstart!!! Is it a deal or not?!?28
... yes I should ...27
... no I won't ...26
A rake, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.23
A seed dibber, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.21
Well, you were told wrong then!20
A watering can, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 25 coins if you like.19
If you like, but I want one basket of apples for that.19
Goodbye!!19
Why, yes I am. Why do you ask?17
And I'm not wasting my seeds on an upstart like you!15
I want 10 jute fibres for that.15
That patch is diseased - you should cure it before asking me to be responsible for it!15
I want 2 buckets of compost for that.11
I want one sack of onions for that.11
I want 2 sacks of cabbages for that.10
I want one sack of potatoes for that.7
A gardening trowel, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.7
Well I can tell by the look on your face that I'm not the first person you've asked. Why don't you tell me what you've heard from other members of the group so far?6
Did you ever consider that all those theories might be correct?6
I'll let you into a little secret that'll explain it all to you. In a word - fairies!6
I'm serious! 6
Think it through. There are fairies who control everything natural from the weather to the seasons.6
Well obviously it's the seasons. They all seem to be out- of-wack these days. Summer comes earlier and earlier each year, but then it simply rushes by!5
No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.5
Bittercap mushrooms can only be grown in a special patch in Morytania, near the Mort Myre swamp. There the ground is especially dank and suited to growing poisonous fungii.4
Surely if all of those things have been mentioned as catalysts to our problems it stands to reason that the fairies are actually the cause?4
Yes, certainly. I'll help if I can. Which quest would you like help with?4
Well, I'm not wasting my time for free.4
If you carry on speaking to me like that I might just put this spade to good use, and I'm not talking about digging!3
You can put up to ten potatoes, cabbages or onions in vegetable sacks, although you can't have a mix in the same sack.3
Insects! That's what you can tell him! Insects! Stop the insects from eating so many of our crops and we'd get maximum yield, I tell you!3
Eh, I suppose I can spare you a plant pot, but I'll want 40 coins for it.3
I don't know what you're talking about - I'm already looking after that patch for you.3
How can you ask such a thing? It's obvious! It's all you adventurers. Every time I get a crop planted, some adventurer comes along and digs it up and plants crops of their own, as if they owned my farming patch!2
Don't give me that! You're an adventurer, they're all adventurers. I bet you have some sort of secret guild and you gather there and say things like 'let's annoy the gardeners this week', don't you?2
Aha, so you admit it then! You should be ashamed of yourselves!2
You don't have to buy all your plantpots you know, you can make them yourself on a pottery wheel. If you're a good enough craftsman, that is.2
Tree seeds must be grown in a plantpot of soil into a sapling, and then transferred to a tree patch to continue growing to adulthood.2
If you find out what is upsetting the seasons you'll find out what is causing the harvest to fail.2
Vegetables, hops and flowers need constant watering - if you ignore my advice, you will sooner or later find yourself in possession of a dead farming patch.1
If you like, but I want 5 jangerberries for that.1
You don't have to buy all your plantpots you know, you can make them yourself on a pottery wheel. If you're a good enough craftswoman, that is.1
If you want to make your own sacks and baskets you'll need to use the loom that's near the Farming shop in Falador. If you're a good enough craftsman, that is.1
Applying compost to a patch will not only reduce the chance that your crops will get diseased, but you will also grow more crops to harvest.1
If you like, but I want 2 sacks of cabbages for that.1
Don't just throw away your weeds after you've raked a patch - put them in a compost bin and make some compost.1
If you want to make your own sacks and baskets you'll need to use the loom that's near the Farming shop in Falador. If you're a good enough craftswoman, that is.1
It's really annoying! You should speak to your friends about their rude behaviour!1
The only way to cure a bush or tree of disease is to prune away the diseased leaves with a pair of secateurs. For all other crops I would just apply some plant-cure.1
Hops are good for brewing ales. I believe there's a brewery up in Keldagrim somewhere, and I've heard rumours that a place called Phasmatys used to be good for that type of thing. 'Fore they all died, of course.1
I don't think the crops ARE failing, now leave me alone, I have work to do.1
If you like, but I want 2 buckets of compost for that.1
You can put up to five tomatoes, strawberries, apples, bananas or oranges into a fruit basket, although you can't have a mix in the same basket.1
And to think I listened to you! I was right after all - there is no kindness between human beings anymore.1
Is that right?!? Well, I do actually have some snowdrop seeds, but you would be the last person I would give them to.1