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Good day, how may I help you?597
... (Lanthus communes with the gods.)110
... I'm looking at the dead chicken. Why am I looking at the dead chicken?101
Oh. Gosh. That's clever. So are you wanting to take it into Castle Wars? The gods expect people to fight in the team capes.101
I'll ask. Hold on a minute...101
The gods say they'll protect your ammunition in the same way that the chicken would, while you're fighting in Castle Wars. You won't need to wear the chicken here.93
This is the great Castle Wars arena! Here you can fight for the glory of Saradomin or Zamorak.55
I remember you. You said your dead chicken could help you save ammunition. The gods agreed that you could have the same bonus in Castle Wars without needing to wear the chicken.53
So you don't need to keep showing me the dead chicken, do you? Take it away!48
Sure, here you go.38
Huh?31
Of course, there are always rules. Firstly you can't wear a cape as you enter the portal, you'll be given your team colours to wear while in the arena. You're also prohibited from taking non-combat related items in26
with you. So you should only have equipment, potions, and runes on you. Secondly, attacking your own team or your team's defences isn't allowed. You don't want to be angering25
The aim is to get into your opponents' castle and take their team standard. Then bring that back and capture it on your team's standard.25
Players on the winning team will receive 2 Castle Wars Tickets which you can trade back to me for other items. In the event of a draw every player will get 1 ticket.24
Easy, you just step through one of the three portals. To join Zamorak, pass through the red portal. To join Saradomin, pass through the blue portal. If you don't mind then pass through the green portal.23
Ok ok, I'm bowing, I'm bowing. Don't h...h...hurt me!22
your patron god, do you? Other than that, just have fun and enjoy it!21
I... I am.. how may I h...help y...y...you?19
I remember you! You showed me this dead chicken device before, but this one is better is it!?16
Hold on... 16
The gods say they'll protect your ammunition in the same way that this better chicken would, while you're fighting in Castle Wars.14
Y..yes.9
There's no one in the Zamorak room...6
... but why do you want to know that?6
The n...next game starts in 0 minutes, Sir...5
... and there's no one in the Saradomin room, Sir.4
I do, but you'd need to free up space in your inventory first.2
... and there's no one in the Saradomin room, Madam.2
The n...next game starts in 0 minutes, Madam...2
No you're not. You're standing over there. Leave me alone!2
The n...next game starts in 14 minutes, Madam...1