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That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.4,655
That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.1,487
I'm already looking after that patch for you.1,022
That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.570
You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.293
I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.227
I want 15 papaya fruits for that.164
I want 10 pineapples for that.125
That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!111
Why? You look like you could chop it down yourself!43
I want 10 watermelons for that.43
Well, it's a lot of hard work - if you pay me 200 Coins I'll chop it down for you.41
That's a stump. It'll grow back if you just leave it alone for a while.32
I want 15 coconuts for that.29
I want 5 baskets of bananas for that.27
That patch is dead - it's too late for me to do anything about it now.24
If you like, but I want 15 papaya fruits for that.19
That depends on whether I have it to sell. What is it that you're looking for?17
That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.15
I want 3 baskets of strawberries for that.9
Well, I'm not wasting my time for free.6
I don't know what you're talking about - I'm already looking after that patch for you.5
A gardening trowel, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.3
A rake, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.3
If you like, but I want 10 pineapples for that.3
Eh, I suppose I can spare you a plant pot, but I'll want 40 coins for it.2
I want 9 raw sweetcorn for that.2
Hops are good for brewing ales. I believe there's a brewery up in Keldagrim somewhere, and I've heard rumours that a place called Phasmatys used to be good for that type of thing. 'Fore they all died, of course.2
The only way to cure a bush or tree of disease is to prune away the diseased leaves with a pair of secateurs. For all other crops I would just apply some plant-cure.2
Plant cure, eh? I might have some put aside for myself. Tell you what, I'll sell you some plant cure for 25 coins if you like.2
Vegetables, hops and flowers need constant watering - if you ignore my advice, you will sooner or later find yourself in possession of a dead farming patch.2
If you like, but I want 10 watermelons for that.1
You can put up to five tomatoes, strawberries, apples, bananas or oranges into a fruit basket, although you can't have a mix in the same basket.1
You can fill plantpots with soil from any empty patch, if you have a gardening trowel.1
There is a special patch for growing Belladonna - I believe that it is somewhere near Draynor Manor, where the ground is a tad 'unblessed'.1
If you want to make your own sacks and baskets you'll need to use the loom that's near the Farming shop in Falador. If you're a good enough craftswoman, that is.1
A watering can, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 25 coins if you like.1
You can buy all the farming tools from farming shops, which can be found close to the allotments.1
Supercompost is far better than normal compost, but more expensive to make. You need to rot the right type of item; show me an item, and I'll tell you if it's super- compostable or not.1
If you want to grow fruit trees you could try a few places: Catherby, Brimhaven, Gnome Stronghold and the Farming Guild all have fruit tree patches.1