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How fares my apprentice?1,552
You did what!? I hope nobody else has seen it...1,339
An order of magnitude older than you! What an impudent question! Collecting bait has become hard enough at this age as it is without having to endure the chiding of you young people!1,216
In the meantime, you can practise with this.1,148
Well ... since you ask, a specially constructed octopus pot. But don't tell anybody - that's part of the secret!1,044
Watch where you're going, young whippersnapper!982
And why would you help me?944
Don't mention it. I mean that.917
You again! I thought I told you to go away!901
So I see. What would a fool like you want with me?897
Have you retrieved the Karambwanji yet?883
Feel free to practise on my fishing spot.877
It is futile to attempt to catch Karambwan with something as basic as a net. They are too strong and vicious to be caught in such a fashion.876
In our language, Karambwan literally means 'Friend of Karamja.' As a friend of mine I will now show you how to fish for them.873
Patience. I have kept the nature of the Karambwan a closely guarded secret. There is nobody alive who knows more about them than I do. Furthermore, there is nobody alive who even knows how they feed.872
Very well. The Karambwan are a form of octopus native to our island of Karamja. They feed solely on Karambwanji, a brightly coloured fish which also inhabits the coastal waters surrounding the island.872
I'm glad to hear it. I'm sure the secrets of the Karambwan will be safe with you.872
Well perhaps you're right. It's nigh time I could do with some help after all.871
Just to the south of Tai Bwo Wannai Village. I'm sure you've met the locals already.870
How would you feel about becoming my apprentice?869
Any small net will do. Return here as soon as you have caught 20 Karambwanji.868
Thank you! This should tide me over for the next month.868
As much as I need to protect the secret, I should not carry it to the grave.800
I eat what I need and sell the rest to the Shrimp and Parrot restaurant.756
I have a fair amount of bait left over since last time I collected some, but I will be needing more shortly.730
My, you're keen aren't you?728
Nowadays I mostly fish for Karambwan and collect their bait. Collecting the bait has become increasingly tiresome, what with my age and health.707
There are two aspects to fishing for Karambwan. Firstly, you must have the correct bait. Secondly, you must have the correct equipment.703
You already know of the Karambwanji, which shoal in the Holy Lake to the south. As I have explained, the Karambwan feed only on the Karambwanji, which are therefore the perfect bait.679
I have spent many years designing a specially shaped vessel, into which Karambwan may pass but from which they may not return.674
You must therefore understand that what I am about to tell you is given in complete trust, and that you are to tell nobody else.668
Karambwanji congregate in coastal shoals near the Holy Lake. You will find it easiest to fish for them there.658
You seem a trustworthy type of person. Do you want to train as my apprentice?656
If this vessel is loaded with Karambwanji, and then repeatedly lowered into a Karambwan shoal, then you should shortly find a Karambwan octopus trapped inside.655
I will now give you a Karambwan fishing vessel with which you can practise. Make sure you do not lose it. Under no circumstance may you give or show this to anybody. Do you understand?652
Before you ask, the Shrimp and Parrot is just north of here, in Brimhaven.604
That is part of the secret! Why would I tell you?591
Well you'd better hope for your sake that this shark is never caught!497
Well you'd better hope for your sake that this Karambwan is never caught!491
Well then go away from here!490
A species of octopus native to the island which I and I alone know how to catch.448
I am Lubufu - the only fisherman who knows the secret of the Karambwan!401
What a foolish question! Now leave!399
Well you'd better hope for your sake that it never floats back!355
You should really ought to know that by now.295
You deceived me you confoundering dolt! Because of you, my entire business is ruined! Get out of my sight!205
You deceived me you confoundering dolt! Because of you, my entire business is ruined! Don't you dare touch my fishing spot!201
That depends entirely on how it is cooked...139
Novicely cooked Karambwan is often poisonous to large mammals such as humans. If you buy some and cook it, be careful.136
Keep off my fishing spot, whippersnapper!114
Ah ... you again. Have you changed your mind yet? Do you want to train as my apprentice?98
I am Lubufu, son of Kedoaba, brother of Kedenda and second cousin twice removed of Ibeli!91
Well you've wasted your time. My soul is long gone, along with my compassion.81
You don't know anything do you? Just north of here, in Brimhaven!80
Look at you - outgrowing your boots already!79
Why?75
Living the hard life of a fisherman now, eh.70
It's a whip. Which snaps. Like me. Now leave!66
And I'm glad to hear it!46
How dare you say such a thing! Be off with you!45
Our island of Karamja. Long ago, before you were even a thought in the back of a mind, I used to play on these beaches with the pebbles and stones.43
Silence!43
Despite what you might hear, there are plenty of fish in the sea! Especially when they can only be caught by me!43
As I grew older the ways of the world became apparent to me, and my attention turned from the rocks of the land to the fish in the sea.39
I said go away!33
Kedoaba is my father, the father of Kedenda and second uncle twice removed of Ibeli!31
And I'm from the Island Karamja. What do you want?30
Erm ... no.30
Hmm ... nobody I can recall right now.29
Don't hurry back!28
Alas, no. Focussed and determined in my trade as I was, I never found a suitable wife.28
Hah! What a stupid thought! The secret is mine and mine alone!28
It is a great shame that the secret of the Karambwan has to die with me.27
Meaningless? You know nothing of the Karambwan! Now leave!24
You'll first have to bait that pot with Karambwanji.23
Funny you should say that...16
Well, people have been asking me for monkey skins all day!16
But no, I'm out of monkey skin.16
Well the offer remains open. You're the most trustworthy lad I have met in a long time.15
Let me know if you change your mind.15
Ibeli is the second nephew twice removed of my father, and the second cousin twice removed of myself and my brother!14
You will want to ask one of the tribesmen. I don't usually talk about it.11
Well hurry! My reserves are beginning to run low.11
Kedenda is the son of my father, my brother and second cousin twice removed of Ibeli!10
Well the offer remains open. You're the most trustworthy lass I have met in a long time.4
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I didn't for one moment think you did.1
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Hurry along now. I still need 10 more.1
I still need 10 more.1
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I still need 14 more.1
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