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Woah!1,075
Hmm... you didn't feel any unexpected growths anywhere around your head just then did you?1,063
Hello there! I am known as the make-over mage! I have spent many years researching magics that can change your physical appearance!1,058
Two arms... two legs... one head... it seems that spell finally worked okay!1,046
Whew! That was lucky!985
I can alter your physical form for a small fee of only 3,000 coins! Would you like me to perform my magics upon you?669
You still look human!505
Good, good! I was worried for a second there!503
Nothing! It's all fine! You seem alive anyway!463
You of course agree that if by some accident you are turned into a frog you have no rights for compensation or refund.367
A makeover costs 3,000 coins.124
No problem, but please remember that the amulet I will sell you is only a copy of my own. It contains no magical powers, and as such will only cost you 100 coins.113
Ah, but of course! I didn't know those were still around!107
Anyway, would you like me to alter your physical form? I charge only 3,000 coins!86
Why, of course! Basically, and I will try and explain this so that you will understand it correctly,62
I use my secret magical technique to melt your body down into a puddle of its elements.59
It's as safe as houses! Why, I have only had thirty-six major accidents this month!58
Or, you know, somewhere vaguely close enough anyway.53
So what do you say? Feel like a change? It's only 3,000 coins.52
When I have broken down all trace of your body, I then rebuild it into the form I am thinking of!51
Ehhh... suit yourself.18
Great. Come back with 3,000 coins, and I'll get started.17
I see you got some of your clothes from a magic frog, didn't you? I'm afraid you'll have to take them off before I can give you a makeover. Their froggy aura interferes with my magic.11
'Fraid I can't see you under all that dirt from farming. You'll have to take your farmer's outfit off before I can give you a makeover.10
I can alter your physical form with my magic. You're owed a free makeover, so there's no fee.8
Good choice, good choice. You wouldn't want to carry on looking like that, I'm sure!6
So what do you say? Feel like a change? You're owed a free makeover, so there's no fee.2
That's fair enough, my jewellery is not to everyone's taste.2
Anyway, would you like me to alter your physical form? For you, just this once, I'll do it for free!1