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So, %USERNAME%, your curiosity leads you to speak to me?1,717
Ah, excellent. HAHAHA! Have you got such a container?1,086
I have raised you an army and bound them into bone seeds for you!1,081
Don't mention it, it was fun! HAHAHA!1,079
Take the pot to the Colony and open it! HAHAHA! Just don't open it before you get there.1,075
Bring me another of these pots with a lid and I will give you more bone seeds.1,072
HAHAHA!1,053
Hahaha! You want MY help? HAHAHA!1,027
And of all the people in the world, you came to ask ME? HAHAHA!1,025
Oh, I'll help! I'll give you GOOD help!1,023
An army, eh? I can raise you a lovely army of undead skeletal magi! That'd be just right, wouldn't it?1,022
No, I'll keep the fun bits for myself. You'll just have to get a few things for me.1,020
Firstly, I need 7 bones, the normal sort you get from people and small monsters.1,020
You must go to the Crafting Guild to ask the advice of the master crafters. There are quite a few of them there, and one of them's sure to help.1,020
From the bones you have given me, I shall make bone seeds. These will contain the essence of your army. But you will need some way to carry the seeds.1,019
Hah! And I thought only necromancers and jogres carried bones around with them! Very well, hand 'em over.997
You will have to make them... listen carefully and I'll tell you how.852
Yes, that's all. You'll be able to use those secateurs to kill the monster.848
Now I will seal the seeds into your pot.809
Of course I won! As I've already stated I am a master of the magic arts. 802
I see. Well I could tell you how to defeat your Tanglefoot, however I would need you to perform a little undertaking for me first.802
To the north-east of here is a haunted manor. Bring me a skull from a grave you find there and you shall have your answer.802
That is true and an epic battle it was too.801
Almost certainly, I am a great practitioner of the magic arts, after all.800
Right then, to business. A Tanglefoot can not be harmed by might nor magic. The only weapon that can damage them are a pair of enchanted secateurs!742
Take them to the Nature Spirit and ask him to perform the ceremony of Phasma Phasmatis Natura.711
Here, take this one.697
Why do you want to know how to kill a Tanglefoot?587
What now, %USERNAME%, can't you just leave me alone to practice my art?479
So, have you brought me the skull?453
Excellent, hand it over then.414
Well I guess it's your lucky day! Since your last visit I've been thinking, I never use my enchanted secateurs anymore, I could sell them to you, if you like.406
I could let you have them for a mere 40,000 gp.403
Fine, I'll see you soon.389
A pleasure doing business with you, %USERNAME%.271
I have already told you all I know about fighting a Tanglefoot. What more would you have of me?246
Oh, if you must.146
Is there something wrong with your memory? I told you to go to the Crafting Guild to ask the master crafters for advice on transporting bone seeds.129
Well, that's my price. If you change your mind, you can come back and talk to me. Good day.85
Bah! Our garments are an outward sign of our dominance of the magical arts. You cannot simply buy them in a shop!73
Try it and see!67
How about if I turn you into a mushroom to make you stop bothering me?63
I guess so, forgot to take notes did you? Well, listen carefully this time.58
I am the great Malignius Mortifer, wielder of strange and terrible powers. These lowly followers of mine are dedicated students of the magical arts. Their business is to follow me and learn all they can.58
You may believe that, but even if you strike one down, another will rise up within minutes.56
Each of my followers is a master of his chosen element. His life becomes bound to that element in a way you could not hope to understand.54
I am mastering a branch of magic that few dare to attempt: Necromancy! The fools in the Guild of Wizards shun anyone who practices this art, but there are a few in this land who know the rudiments.53
You will need to enchant a pair of secateurs. Only these can harm a Tanglefoot.45
Not when you're dressed like that! I don't help Saradominist filth!44
... well, let us simply say that he does NOT raise armies of undead minions.43
Oi - stop waving your items at me!42
Excellent!37
Yet when humans are offered great power, they so often buy it at the cost of their principles.36
Many say it was the greatest building in the history of Gielinor, a magnificent monument to human ingenuity.34
Before long, those who did not share their fatuous obsession with Saradomin were excluded from the Tower completely. This state of affairs could not continue.34
The obscure magical art of necromancy has nothing to do with Summoning.34
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a fat snail, some Red spiders eggs and a slimy eel.34
The ensuing fire raced through the Tower, and none escaped its fury. Some say that Lord Zamorak himself fanned the flames to ensure the destruction of his enemies!32
I bid you farewell for now, %USERNAME%.32
I am sure your curiosity will eventually draw you to speak to me again, %USERNAME%.32
Grayzag and Invrigar... Even Melzar studied the methods of necromancy, until an accident affected his mind. Now his spells tend to result in...32
One dark night, a brave band of magi loyal to the great Lord Zamorak stormed the Tower. Despite heavy losses, they fought their way up the levels until they reached the Library of all known RuneLore.31
Perhaps one day you shall learn ways to summon creatures to your side, but my own work is of a different sort.31
Ah, you are an inquisitive young fellow. I shall speak of the great Wizards' Tower, destroyed by fire many years ago...30
Wizards who claimed allegiance to Saradomin began to insist that magic be restricted to the few they deemed 'worthy' of such powers.30
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a mosquito proboscis, some Jangerberries and a Potato cactus.30
Necromancy is... still not fully understood. So few people dare to study it. Although my spells usually raise whichever undead creature I desire, they sometimes misfire. As Melzar has learnt!30
Alas, they were trapped and could not steal the precious records. But before they could be defeated, the bravest of them took it upon himself to blast the writings into nothingness, destroying the Library.29
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a Nature talisman, an Avantoe herb and an Irit leaf.28
Through necromancy, I may resurrect the bodies of those who have fallen, and bend them to my will, and even command them to tell me hidden knowledge.28
I shall not pass on my secrets lightly to any passer-by!28
The forces required to wield power over the dead are very difficult to control. Melzar's concentration slipped, and his spell rebounded upon him.27
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a red vine worm, a fat snail and some Red spiders eggs.27
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a raw cave eel, some edible seaweed and an unopened oyster.26
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather an uncut ruby, some Jogre bones and a kingworm.26
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a bunch of grapes, an uncut ruby and some Jogre bones.26
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather some Jogre bones, a kingworm and a bit of Snape grass.26
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather an uncut diamond, a raw cave eel and some edible seaweed.26
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a Mort Myre mushroom, a Nature talisman and an Avantoe herb.25
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a piece of charcoal, a red vine worm and a fat snail.25
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a Blue dragon scale, a mosquito proboscis and some Jangerberries.25
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather some Jangerberries, a Potato cactus and a crushed gemstone.24
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather some Red spiders eggs, a slimy eel and a bunch of grapes.24
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather an Avantoe herb, an Irit leaf and a Blue dragon scale.24
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a crushed gemstone, some Snapdragon and a bucket of supercompost.23
Although he did not die, his mind broke. Now he dwells amidst the beasts that fill his strange home, and when he attempts to do magic he gets... amusing results.23
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather some baby dragon bones, an uncut diamond and a raw cave eel.23
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather some Snapdragon, a bucket of supercompost and some Volencia moss.22
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a bucket of supercompost, some Volencia moss and some baby dragon bones.22
All that knowledge was lost, although my recent investigations suggest that the Wizards of Draynor Village have once again stumbled upon the lost secrets.21
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a slimy eel, a bunch of grapes and an uncut ruby.21
You can take that Saradominist attire off before you try speaking to me about your quest again!21
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a kingworm, a bit of Snape grass and a lime.21
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a Potato cactus, a crushed gemstone and some Snapdragon.20
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather some White berries, a Mort Myre pear and a Mort Myre stem.19
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather some Volencia moss, some baby dragon bones and an uncut diamond.18
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a Mort Myre pear, a Mort Myre stem and a Mort Myre mushroom.18
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather some edible seaweed, an unopened oyster and a piece of charcoal.18
Well come and talk to me once you have it.17
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a Mort Myre stem, a Mort Myre mushroom and a Nature talisman.17
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather an unopened oyster, a piece of charcoal and a red vine worm.16
Obviously you will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather an Irit leaf, a Blue dragon scale and a mosquito proboscis.14
That's ok, I shouldn't have been so abrupt with you.12
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather some Red spiders eggs, a slimy eel and a bunch of grapes.11
You fetch me a pot with a lid first.9
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather an Avantoe herb, an Irit leaf and a Blue dragon scale.9
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a Potato cactus, a crushed gemstone and some Snapdragon.8
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a Blue dragon scale, a mosquito proboscis and some Jangerberries.8
Ah, you are an inquisitive young lady. I shall speak of the great Wizards' Tower, destroyed by fire many years ago...8
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a piece of charcoal, a red vine worm and a fat snail.7
Grayzag, Invrigar, Sithik... Even Melzar studied the methods of necromancy, until an accident affected his mind. Now his spells tend to result in...7
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather some White berries, a Mort Myre pear and a Mort Myre stem.7
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a bucket of supercompost, some Volencia moss and some baby dragon bones.7
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather some baby dragon bones, an uncut diamond and a raw cave eel.7
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a mosquito proboscis, some Jangerberries and a Potato cactus.7
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a Mort Myre pear, a Mort Myre stem and a Mort Myre mushroom.7
Not just now, %USERNAME%, but maybe later. If you bring me a pot with a lid, of course!7
Yes, yes, have fun with them!6
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather some edible seaweed, an unopened oyster and a piece of charcoal.6
Yes, yes.6
All that knowledge was lost, but your efforts on behalf of my colleagues have not been wasted! Once again, the forces of Zamorak can create unlimited runestones! May the world cower in its boots!6
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather some Snapdragon, a bucket of supercompost and some Volencia moss.6
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a red vine worm, a fat snail and some Red spiders eggs.5
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather an uncut diamond, a raw cave eel and some edible seaweed.5
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a Mort Myre stem, a Mort Myre mushroom and a Nature talisman.5
You don't have 40,000 gp with you! Do you take me for a fool?5
Now you fetch me one more.5
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a kingworm, a bit of Snape grass and a lime.5
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a fat snail, some Red spiders eggs and a slimy eel.5
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a slimy eel, a bunch of grapes and an uncut ruby.4
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather some Volencia moss, some baby dragon bones and an uncut diamond.4
Fine, I might see you later then.4
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather some Jogre bones, a kingworm and a bit of Snape grass.4
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather an uncut ruby, some Jogre bones and a kingworm.4
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a Nature talisman, an Avantoe herb and an Irit leaf.4
One day we will regain the power to create unlimited runestones. Let the world beware!3
Bones! I need bones, the normal sort you get from humans and small monsters. If you're having trouble, go to the highwaymen just north of here - they've got bones!3
HAHAHA! I never specified how long they'd stay there!3
Then get one!3
Now you fetch me two more.3
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather an Irit leaf, a Blue dragon scale and a mosquito proboscis.3
I see no glimmer of understanding in your eyes; my time would be wasted trying to teach you of the subtle arts.3
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a raw cave eel, some edible seaweed and an unopened oyster.3
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather an unopened oyster, a piece of charcoal and a red vine worm.3
HAHAHA! Wonderful things, my friend, wonderful things!2
Now you fetch me five more.2
Now you fetch me three more.2
Although I note your respect for our Lord Zamorak, I am afraid the subtle secrets of necromancy must remain beyond your grasp.2
Saradominist fool, you will get no secrets from me!2
How about if you go away and stop bothering me?2
Good. Now I need one more.2
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a bunch of grapes, an uncut ruby and some Jogre bones.2
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather a Mort Myre mushroom, a Nature talisman and an Avantoe herb.2
Nope, not while your bag's full.2
Bah! Then go away!2
You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather some Jangerberries, a Potato cactus and a crushed gemstone.2
All that knowledge was lost, but those magi loyal to Zamorak have not ceased to seek it.2
If you are truly interested in magic, perhaps you should go and speak to the Duke of Lumbridge, who lives east of this place. Perchance he will have a mission for you that will teach you something.2
You should take that pot a bit further away from me before you open it!1
Perhaps one day you shall learn to summon creatures to your side, but my own work is of a different sort.1
I can't exactly offer to help - you don't have room to carry one.1
Certainly not while you're dressed like that!1
Now you fetch me six more.1