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You have done well, %USERNAME%!3,495
It makes me proud to know that the helm of my ancestors will be worn in battle.1,859
Well, thank you, that was much better than the last jester.1,620
Well then, %FREMENNIK_NAME%, are you willing to assist my engineer?1,300
Ah, good timing. I was just thinking I needed a bit of light entertainment.1,106
Ah, back again. I hope you've got a new act.1,081
Get on with it then.1,081
I thank you for bringing me this trophy, %FREMENNIK_NAME%, you have done much to bring honour to this isle.1,060
As a mark of my gratitude for slaying my nemesis, the foul Troll King, I offer you my helm.1,056
My next task is to make peace with the King of Jatizso.1,032
Ah, I see you too have angered King Sorvott IV.1,029
Ho there! have you repaired both bridges for my engineer?984
Ah! A fool. Excellent. The last entertainer I had was not up to standard.982
HA HA HA! Now that's funny.979
Mm? Oh yes of course...bag of ferrets eh? Haha!978
Thakkrad, could you explain what needs doing next?954
If you can amuse or delight me at all, you'll be doing much better than the last one.930
Well, new Jester! This had better be good.928
Hmmmm. Guard! Who is this outlander who has been brought before me?927
Well, I have sought an audience with you for several days now.923
Have you completed the final piece of your Fremennik garb?923
Ha! Well said! However, this is no jesting matter. Although a Fremennik name goes a great way towards gaining my trust, I must ask that you prove your loyalty to me and my kinsfolk.922
Then it is done.922
Excellent work, %FREMENNIK_NAME%.919
Good.918
I thank you on behalf of all my Kinsmen, %FREMENNIK_NAME%.918
Ah, a bit more respect. That's better.895
Thakkrad?894
My, you are both impertinent and impatient. I have two more tasks for you before I am willing to tell you the full details.891
Have you completed your suit of yak armour?873
Excellent news. Now you have just one more item to craft and I can appoint you as leader of my warband; then you may lead our raid against the trolls.870
Excellent. We are one step closer to putting my plan into action.852
Thakkrad, I believe you have finished repairing the remaining bridge.848
Long ago, the ancestors of this isle fought heroically against the troll menace upon these isles.845
Hello again; do you have the eight split logs that Thakkrad asked you to make?840
Indeed, the wealth of these isles may not be spread evenly, but we certainly make the most of what we have.835
Excellent! Once Fridleif's militia arrive and are fully equipped we shall head north into the troll caves.832
If he and his men were willing to aid us in this task then that would not be a problem, however I suspect that Sorvott will see our actions and misinterpret them. He may well attempt to prevent us. I need to know the826
Do you need anything from me to help you?821
Excellent. Then make your way with haste.818
Bah, if he'd been a decent juggler, he could have juggled the battleaxe, flaming torches, and greased pigs we threw at him.814
Ah, so that is how we compete with the mineral wealth of Jatizso.811
Not to worry, I have my ways of pacifying the King.806
Fare thee well, my Champion.794
Well, if he thinks the folk of Neitiznot can be intimidated by his threats, he best be ready to accept defeat.788
The paranoid fool.787
My militia are en route from Rellekka. Have you found out anything about Jatizso's plans yet?785
We ask that you lead our militia against this brute and return with the beast's head as proof of your heroism.782
As my kinsmen have mentioned, there is a foul beast dwelling in the caves on the northernmost isle.760
Once this is complete I shall explain the quest I have for you.704
I shall speak with you again once you have repaired the bridges.691
There is little more for me to say. You have proven your worth to my kinsmen and I, but I must continue with the traditions so...682
One who will not flee at the sight of jest a few trolls.681
Do you, %FREMENNIK_NAME%, solemnly swear to uphold the virtues of courage and honour?669
I hearby appoint %FREMENNIK_NAME% as Champion of Neitiznot.669
I thank you on behalf of all my kinsmen %FREMENNIK_NAME%.665
You have made our township very proud today. We hope you continue to match up to our hopes in the quest which we have for you.663
Alright then. Let's have a look at his rope then.657
Now that the bridges are repaired I feel I can tell you of our plans.656
I have need for a courageous and valiant individual.654
Are you some kind of seer?654
You have come to the home of all rope to sell us...rope. What a load of old rope (ahem).654
Hey! You're not some sort of witch are you? Maybe I have trusted you too much.653
That's a coincidence.651
Do you normally carry all that rope around with you?651
I shall speak with you again once you have prepared these split logs.646
With this you will be able to deflect the large rocks that some of the trolls like to throw at you.643
The final piece of traditional arms is a large Fremennik round shield.641
Thakkrad, which tasks remain?639
But now, in this time of prosperity, Fridleif has recruited the bravest Fremennik warriors from far and wide to win back our honour.629
But, for the last few generations, we have been preoccupied with fighting our neighbours on Jatizso.627
First, I shall have my engineer reward you for you efforts.625
In our complacency, the trolls have grown in number and strength and have become increasingly brazen in their raids, attacking our kinsfolk, stealing and destroying our belongings. Now the time has come for621
What say you, %FREMENNIK_NAME%?617
You mean the priceless heirloom that I gave to you as a sign of my trust and gratitude?616
Although I am confident we will be victorious, I am a cautious man.616
It's a good job I have alert and loyal men who notice when something like this is left lying around and picks it up.612
extent of his knowledge so that I may plan. %FREMENNIK_NAME%, I suspect that you may be able to help us here. I find underhand methods distasteful, however I ask you to go to Jatizso and find the King's plans by whatever means605
We have no time to lose. Fridleif, please guide %FREMENNIK_NAME% through the traditions laid down by our ancestors.598
you are familiar with.594
We have suffered for many generations and the blood of our ancestors grows weak.588
us to drive the trolls from this isle. We must defeat their leader, the foul Troll King.587
Now that you have proven your loyalty, I offer you the honour of leading my forces into battle.586
I have one last concern. I suspect that King Sorvott may have some idea that we intend to make this raid.574
It would bring great shame upon my family to break the truce that was signed between King Sorvott III and my father.567
Once you have completed these rites I shall appoint you as head of my raiding party.556
%FREMENNIK_NAME% has returned with the split logs you asked for. Please reward him for their efforts.490
You jest! He doesn't look that impressive to me.482
%FREMENNIK_NAME% has repaired both bridges. Please reward him for their efforts, Thakkrad.417
require bravery. We on Neitiznot are warriors, but we are not just warriors.396
Please be more careful with it in future.381
I'm afraid I'm going to have to charge you a 50,000GP handling cost.345
Trust me Fridleif, I think in this case it is necessary. Anyway, there are many tasks that need to be done. Some of them are menial, and %FREMENNIK_NAME% needs to show me that he can handle these as well as the ones that simply286
Hello again. Do you have the eight pieces of rope that Thakkrad asked you for?268
You jest! She doesn't look that impressive to me.265
%FREMENNIK_NAME% has returned with the split logs you asked for. Please reward her for their efforts.251
simply require bravery. We on Neitiznot are warriors, but we are not just warriors.233
%FREMENNIK_NAME% has repaired both bridges. Please reward her for their efforts, Thakkrad.207
Trust me Fridleif, I think in this case it is necessary. Anyway, there are many tasks that need to be done. Some of them are menial, and %FREMENNIK_NAME% needs to show me that she can handle these as well as the ones that simply165
Ah, jester. I am not currently in need of jest.164
Suit yourself.158
Well, yes.157
I suppose so. You should really try to make some rope yourself though. Fighting the dual challenges of the yak's hooves and its smell is part of becoming a man over here.157
Indeed.155
Ned? I don't know anything about Ned. I do know we make regular trades with someone in that area. We send them rope, and we get wool in return.153
Bank? Why do you need to go to a bank? Neitiznot is the home of quality rope. The hairs of the local yak have the perfect combination of strength and hardiness required from modern rope. Yak rope is stronger and152
Wool? Wool? What a load of old rope. Wool would make awful rope - its far too soft and it would soak up the water too easily.152
You must fell eight arctic pine then split the logs in two with an axe.140
Right now I need a Champion, not a jester.140
Do you have me confused with the King of Jatizso? Guards!129
Trust me Fridleif, I think in this case it is necessary. Anyway, there are many tasks that need to be done. Some of them are menial, and %FREMENNIK_NAME% needs to show me that he can handle these as well as the ones that129
Ha! Fortunately for you he also has a sense of humour.120
Thakkrad! Please reward %FREMENNIK_NAME% for his efforts.115
better than any other rope.110
Do you need any help?101
My militia are still gathering in Rellekka. Have you found out anything about Jatizso's plans yet?93
Guards! Please escort this outlander to the docks. He is not welcome in my court.91
Trust me Fridleif, I think in this case it is necessary. Anyway, there are many tasks that need to be done. Some of them are menial, and %FREMENNIK_NAME% needs to show me that she can handle these as well as the ones that88
Thakkrad! Please reward %FREMENNIK_NAME% for her efforts.77
A note? How do you fix a bridge with a note? Go bring me some real rope.69
Really?63
Well then, you'd better get on with it.60
Guards! Please escort this outlander to the docks. She is not welcome in my court.54
Of course not. Neitiznot rope is the best. Real men use yak rope. You need to make the rope yourself.47
Well yes, of course it is. We supply rope to all of the rope traders in Gielinor. Its an excellent business.47
Anyway, once you have obtained the rope we shall speak more about the quest I have for you. So get a move on!39
I'm not interested in that right now.35
You can collect pieces of hair from the yaks that roam our isle, then spin it into rope.33
You are carrying yak-hide, are you not?32
The aroma, outlander! It's very distinctive. So do you wish to get your hide cured?29
There is a spinning wheel in the south-east of the village.28
Aha! An encore?25
Thakkrad? Can you fill in the details?23
Every good performance deserves a reprise.19
When you said you had a new act you were lying weren't you?13
No, no, no, your old act is fine. I've had more than enough Beowulf. My tutor made me study that tale again and again. 11
**Yawwwn**. 10
Go away! I'm busy right now with important matters of state.9
Thakkrad? Explain to %FREMENNIK_NAME% what she needs to do again.9
Get on with it! The more slapstick, the better.8
I see you have made some of the armour. Do you need assistance with the other part?6
Well, come back when you do.5
Thakkrad? Explain to %FREMENNIK_NAME% what he needs to do again.4
You'd better get on with it then.3
You'd better get on with it then!3
Thakkrad, can you explain?3
You can't build bridges with notes! Get me the real thing.2
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You have done well, ------------!1