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Why do you monkeys keep trying to escape? Good thing I've caught you before you got away, you little scoundrel.1,279
Let's put you back in your cage where you belong...1,279
What??1,276
I must be imagining things ... monkeys can't talk.1,274
My word - what are you doing in there?1,178
Well, don't worry. We'll have you out of there shortly.1,176
No problem.658
Yes, you wouldn't have. We have newly been posted here.105
It's entirely necessary: just take a look at the monkeys. They've been multiplying out of control!97
Hello, sir.86
Every time we turn our backs another one of them tries to break free. It's almost as if they're plotting to escape!78
I don't know what kind of monkey you think you are, but you're not getting anywhere near my monkeys!63
We just don't know. Perhaps it's the weather. Perhaps it's something in the food. Perhaps it's just that time of year.53
Your guess is as good as ours.45
We're going to post enough men here to be able to contain the monkeys in case they manage to escape.40
Stranger things have happened in Ardougne.40
Hello, madam.35
Stop hassling me!22
Be quiet, you monkey!16
What do you mean?8
I ... er ... used to dream to be a Monkey Minder when I was young boy...8
Er, look, stop wasting my time.7
Leave me alone now. Some of us have work to do.7
Oh, what's that then?5
Yes...5
I'm sorry, I don't think I'm allowed to do that. I've just been ordered to not let any monkeys escape.5