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So... are we dere yet?1,747
Are we dere yet?1,641
T'anks, %USERNAME%.1,617
Here, solve this.1,374
Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.1,368
How's my farming coming along?1,323
You probably wanna go to bank now to fetch yer fightin' stuff. When you finished, go back to da Troll Stronghold. My Arm gonna be waitin' by our farming patch on da roof.1,152
Ah, lovely goutweed all grown up.1,144
Dat not your problem.1,117
I gonna need a spade.1,117
Did Burntmeat give you nice reward?1,104
Uh-oh - I fink da birds noticed us farming...1,064
Ah, dulce domum.1,047
It mean somefing like 'Home sweet home' in some old language. My Arm is well ed-oo-cated troll, not some no-brain rockhead.1,046
T'anks for saving da goutweed, %USERNAME%. But I fink dis other birdie not happy with you...1,044
Yup, dat sound good. You show me how to do dat.1,037
You got da goutweedy lump yet?1,035
T'ank you so much for all da help! Burntmeat gonna be very pleased.1,027
My Arm just check dis da right stuff...1,023
Aww, too late.1,019
You gotta go back to kitchen an' tell Burntmeat da good news. Maybe he give you nice reward for all da hard work you bin doin' for us. But if he not give you anyfing good, you come back an' see My Arm.1,019
Yup, you good at dis stuff. My Arm been telling Snowflake how you fetched all kinda stuff to Stronghold for My Arm before.1,013
My Arm sorry 'bout your dad, Snowflake. But he kinda gonna kill us, anyway.1,010
Sure would have been easier gettin' up to dis place if My Arm could do tellypot like dat!1,010
Aww, dat a shame. See, Burntmeat like burnt meat. It his favourite thing to cook, an' he do it better than any other troll.1,008
She got trolls to use goat poo to make two herb patches! One for us to grow goutweed, an' one for you, 'cos you been good friend. We protect your stuff from disease.1,005
You know how to read book I got off farmer?1,004
Good! Now you know all Odd Mushroom's fire learnings, an' maybe they be useful to you.1,002
Yup, an' I will. My Arm gonna tell you big hushy-hushy secret about herbs...1,001
Now you know more 'bout herbs. Also, I made a new farming patch like you showed me. Whatever you plant in it, I make sure it don't get disease.996
Dat farmer I ate had a book with him. My Arm is hopin' you knows how to read.995
Dis is my quiet place. No other trolls come up here. It where I bin trying to grow stuff.991
I t'ink so, yah. I got book 'bout farming for you to read.989
Huh. It looking a bit tatty...983
Well, now My Arm know dese goutweedy lump things exist, you help me grow one, yah?983
My Arm done tried farming before. I stick all kindsa things in da ground, but nothing ever grow, not even when I water 'em.983
I bin planting everythin', %USERNAME%. Sticks, rocks, dead goats... you name it.983
... but it smelling like goutweed.982
Yep, it tasting like goutweed too.982
My ol' mum say I clever enough. What you getting at?982
Nope, not even a smidgen. My Arm dug 'em up again to see.981
Sure t'ing, %USERNAME%. I show you...981
Yah, My Arm found a nice farmer and ate him, but he not help much. He taste kinda boring too.980
My Arm not know what in book, so you read it, yuh? Perhaps it tell you how to grow t'ings up mountain.980
Dat's good. Is it any use?978
Urgh. Dat's a lotta camel dung.978
Or else what?957
Dat birdie behind you.956
What was dat you said to him?954
Dat captain didn't look very happy to see us again.946
Right. Let's get back to da ship an' go back to Ardougne. My Arm fink you need to go to da bank.941
See, %USERNAME%, My Arm done tried planting stuff before, an' da birds around Trollheim Mountain, dey got... interested.939
%USERNAME% is brave human an' good friend for My Arm and Snowflake!938
Anyway, you got da goutweedy stuff, right?938
Silly humans got such flimsy homes. One good thump an' der walls come down.937
Yuh, an' dere was a great BIG one wot started trying to eat whatever I planted.936
It pretty BIG. You might wanna get some food an' stuff.936
How 'bout we just go back to Ardougne so you can get your fightin' stuff...935
Good, good. Always I bin wanting a farming patch to grow things in. Da soggy bits south of here, they not work at all.934
Now we do like dat man say to Burntmeat. We gotta go to Tai Bwo Wannai Village and see Murcaily 'bout growing goutweed.934
You take far too long chattin' with Murcaily. My Arm come in to hurry things up.933
My Arm not like to say so earlier, but you bin smellin' like you done a whoopsie.918
Dat is good, cos you smellin' distinctly whiffy. It like you got all dung in your pockets or something. Or maybe you needing a wash.915
Okieday, maybe My Arm imagining da smell.915
Yup, My Arm.909
It was my dad's arm.907
Urrrgh!893
My Arm not liking dis.891
You ever hear stories of troll sailors or troll pirates?888
Dat 'cos trolls don't like da sea. We kinda sink.887
Them not proper trolls. Proper trolls live in mountains.887
We trolls. Them not trolls. 'Nuff said.886
How 'bout now?883
You gettin' angry with My Arm, huh?883
Is it 'cos I is thick?882
He very obliging, dis mortal enemy of Weiss. Must have been big favour he owed %USERNAME%. Okieday, give coffin to My Arm, an' My Arm give him to Mother.881
Oh, right.881
Are we dere now?880
Urrrgh! My Arm feeling sick...878
We meet at dat village, yah?876
Here, Mother, look what My Arm done! My Arm done killed your old enemy! He kick you out of Keldagrim long back, now My Arm got him dead in gift-box!874
Okieday, now My Arm has Wise Old Man in box! We go show Mother now. Maybe he like My Arm for killing big enemy of trolls.873
So dis is Tai Bwo Wannai Village, huh?873
You doin' a lot of favours for people. Is dere anything in it for you?873
You not like Burntmeat's cooking?868
Dat a pity. He planning to give you more burnt meat when you done helpin' me. Maybe My Arm think of something better for you. But first you go find Murcaily - he gotta help us grow goutweed.867
If you happy 'bout my name now, I tell you 'bout dis farming job.863
Okieday. Now, I heard 'bout dese gouty thingies before. Da cooks up on Death Plateau were saying dey cooked a man wot had a lump in his pocket dat tasted like goutweed, but wasn't goutweed.863
Dat's easy! You know we trolls get named after der first thing wot we try to eat when we young?862
It were my dad's arm. I remember it look so big holding me, I just gotta give it a chew. So he done named me My Arm.862
You go to Death Plateau and search da big cooking pot for da goutweedy lump!860
Yup, My Arm helped Snowflake kill him.856
Yup, dis is goutweed. It lovverley.855
Go see Burntmeat - he give good directions for getting there.854
My Arm not gonna be able to get through dat hole. It got all rocks in da way. You wanna clear it?844
Dis boat smell of bird poo.784
And My Arm.783
You gettin' angry with My Arm again?780
My Arm didn't know boats could go backwards.772
Is we going backwards?771
You going too slow. Let My Arm drive!767
Never mind tubers. You fetch me da goutweedy lump from da cooking pot of Dung 'n' Ash on Death Plateau.765
My Arm is a farmer, yup! Got a farm.752
My Arm will support Snowflake. My Arm will be at Snowflake's side. My Arm takes Snowflake by the hand for life.751
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words!736
Hey, %USERNAME%.734
My Arm here!732
You good friend, %USERNAME%.718
My Arm t'inks dis gonna work, yeah!712
Dat nice. Burntmeat always cook lovely burnt meat for you when you help us before.712
What Burntmeat need from you dis time?710
My Arm will be Snowflake's companion when sun shines an' life is bright. My Arm will be Snowflake's comfort in dark places.708
'An Burntmeat choose My Arm to go? Dat sound like great honour! It make good sense, too - My Arm got all da goutweed knowledge.704
My Arm been on boat before, an' not like it. But My Arm not like crossing cold mountain either... eh, we better go by boat. You got a boat ready?699
Okieday, My Arm know how to find it. It on coast near smelly fur-wearing human town you call Rellekka. See you in a bit.699
You give it looksie now, an' see if you learn good stuff! Go on, Snowflake work hard on dis for you!685
My Arm tried to eat it.680
Herbie patches are outside Weiss, through gap in fence, west of town. One patch is for you, an' Boulder gonna protect it from disease for you.672
It gonna eat da goutweed - kill it, quick!665
Dat 'thing' is a troll, an' My Arm not like being called a thing!652
Yep, My Arm.647
My Arm not want to enter smelly hole!628
My Arm is thinking this is da thingy we need.611
Mother did hit My Arm pretty hard.607
Yeah, let My Arm stay in Weiss please. Also, can My Arm marry your daughter?603
Eh, %USERNAME%, My Arm thinks dis human kinda dumb. Can we use boat or not? My Arm getting bored.567
Stronghold trolls not really invented much else. We know bashing things with rocks make 'em dead, but maybe Weiss trolls know dat already.566
But dat not a problem, %USERNAME%. My Arm know lots 'bout growing goutweed. It gonna be fine.549
T'anks, Mother. %USERNAME% is helpful human.406
Oh... %USERNAME%... look!400
Please!362
I not go to all dis trouble to grow weedies! You supposed to help me grow goutweed!361
Dat a shame. But he know you, %USERNAME%, an' you helped him in fishy colony place. Maybe you ask him a favour now?354
Aww...353
My Arm very pleased to see Snowflake.335
My Arm got named My Arm by my dad, after My Arm tried to nibble his arm... sorry, My Arm not want to bore you.315
You give me what stuff I need to use on da patch and I use it. And hurry up, My Arm gettin' bored.313
So if you all hate dis old man, how about My Arm kill him? Then Mother gonna really like My Arm! Old human sounds easy to kill.304
Well, we here. My Arm not enjoyed boat ride. Weiss must be up top of cliff, but My Arm not gonna be able to climb up.304
Dat a pretty name. For a pretty troll. Maybe you get to know My Arm better soon?301
Yeah! Mother should try goutweed. It taste so good! Everything taste better with goutweed, an' My Arm know how to grow it.295
You got anyfing for doin' that?293
Okieday, you gimme a rake an' My Arm do it.288
Yeah, we really good at combat. Trolls near Stronghold, dey chuck rocks really hard. An' My Arm helped %USERNAME% save da goutweed patch from big flappy bird thing!266
Uh... %USERNAME%, what do we do now? If he kick us out, My Arm never gonna see Snowflake again. Help!261
Yeah, My Arm not like how Mother talks to Snowflake.251
Well, My Arm know 'bout goutweed farming.250
Really? If My Arm start talking' bout what My Arm want to do with his daughter, he probably gonna get angry or freaked out.245
Hand it over quickly!241
%USERNAME%?221
Dis bird - it were really big though...204
What we do now, %USERNAME%?204
Is dat what Snowflake want? My Arm not really seeing why. He not much of a conversationalist.199
Don't I need somefing to plant?199
Oh, %USERNAME%, My Arm is being sent home. Stupid big Mother not interested in goutweed. My Arm would prefer to stay with Snowflake.193
T'ank you very much for da kind offer, but My Arm not really needin' one of those just now.187
You put all dat dung and stuff in da soil yet?183
My Arm like plan too. My Arm marry Snowflake, an' she become boss of town, an' My Arm teach town to farm goutweed. Yup, good plan.183
Aww.179
What can My Arm do for you today, %USERNAME%?176
My Arm not gonna be able to climb dat. Maybe you look for other way first?175
Dis not working, %USERNAME%!170
Sorry, Mother, My Arm got nothing else. But My Arm not want to leave - can My Arm stay please?168
You be getting move on, %USERNAME%.148
Already?138
Anyfing else?134
My Arm is getting good at dis. I growin' plenty of goutweed for Burntmeat, an' he very happy.132
* cough *125
I not wanna dig up da goutweed - it not dead!114
My Arm not happy 'bout dat.112
Mother should mind own business, an' not tell Snowflake who to marry.108
Okieday, you get permission to use dis human's boat, an' off we go to Weiss.106
My Arm want that too.104
Dat okay, %USERNAME%. Come back anytime you like.96
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some man earlier wot called himself %OTHER_USERNAME%.96
Just do as I say, yah?92
I not want to see your tuber! My Arm is organised troll who gets one thing done at a time. I need da goutweedy lump from da cooking pot on Death Plateau.92
I not wanna be gettin' confused with your tuber. Man tell Burntmeat we need to go see Murcaily to grow goutweed, so dat where we going.87
Trolls not flexible creatures. Humans too flexible; dey got little necks wot snap easy as anything.87
He downstairs in da kitchen. An' if he give you somefing rubbish, come tell My Arm. Maybe I can reward you better.80
You done spoken to Murcaily 'bout goutweed yet?78
Eh... My Arm not mind. My Arm like seeing places, like dat jungle village where da nice people give us goutweed stuff.77
Yup, but My Arm not mind. We trolls not get blown around by wind like diddy little humans.76
Anyway, My Arm not mind going to Weiss. No family here now, not since My Other Arm died. Got apprentice ready to take over goutweed farming. Dis gonna be fine.76
Also, I got plenty of da hardy gout tuber thingies, but I gonna need somefing to poke 'em into da soil.66
So My Arm very happy to go teach goutweed farming to trolls in Weiss. It so exciting!65
After dat you probably wanna give me da hardy gout tuber thingies, an' maybe somefing to poke 'em into da soil.65
You slow. My Arm gettin' bored.63
You read book from Snowflake yet? She work hard on it for you.63
He look dumb, but he kinda big.61
Why you think trolls keep dung in Stronghold? Do you keep dung in your house?60
You could go ask a camel for some dung. I bet dey got plenty.60
Best way to get somefing: find someone who got plenty of it wot they don't want.60
He really big though.59
Okieday, we hang around here until you are.51
Save da goutweed!47
Snowflake an' My Arm very happy. Maybe new herbie patch not da only place where new life gonna be growin' soon!47
Dem trolls likin' da goutweed too!44
That doesn't look solved to me.41
Nuffin' interesting happened.41
My Arm very excited 'bout going to Weiss to teach stuff to da trolls. Better hope dey like hearing 'bout goutweed.39
Snowflake an' My Arm would love for you to get da herbies growin' in Weiss. Please!39
My Arm got apprentice! He learning the farming, like what you taught My Arm. He good kid, learning fast, an' we getting plenty goutweed.36
It not need curing when it not sick.35
Look, %USERNAME% is My Arm's good friend. He got some history what My Arm not like, but he helped My Arm real good.34
Da spade not working on dese weedies.32
Oh.31
Don't we gotta clear da weedies first?28
I can't get da goutweed thing in da ground with all these weeds here.28
It a bit late for dat now.26
Clever human. Off you go now.24
Dem rocks still blocking hole, an' My Arm not gonna be able to climb cliff. You found way to clear hole yet? My Arm want to get to Weiss!24
Grr! You go get some!23
If you gonna clear cave blockage, maybe you wanna take pickaxe thingy with you? Otherwise you get to other side of blockage an' feel very silly.22
My Arm know da place, it on coast near smelly fur- wearing human town you call Rellekka. See you in a bit.22
If you forget how to read, it not a problem. My Arm give you little tap on head and maybe you remember again, no trouble.21
You is a bit forgetful. If you like, My Arm give you nice tap on head to clear out cobbiewebs from brain.21
Okieday, maybe some other time. Now, what you gotta do is go to Death Plateau and fetch me da goutweedy lump from da big cooking pot.21
My Arm is sure you'll find some way to get dung out of a camel. Now trot along.20
That soundin' good. I got da hardy gout tuber thingies, so gimme somefing to poke 'em into da soil, an' My Arm get on with it.20
Look, %USERNAME% is My Arm's good friend. She got some history what My Arm not like, but she helped My Arm real good.19
My Arm sure you trying your best, %USERNAME%.19
Perhaps you is a bit thick in da head. Ask Burntmeat if you needin' help findin' da place.19
You go getting yourself a move on, yah? My Arm getting bored. Ask Burntmeat if you needin' help findin' da place.18
Dat were a shame. Lucky Murcaily gave us so many of dese hardy gout thingies, huh?15
Here, have dis one.15
Dat could help. Off you go now.14
I not sure what you want me to do with dat.12
Weak little humans always carrying so much rubbish. Trolls just carry weapon an' maybe shield.10
Da weedies look healthy enough, t'anks.10
Oh, My Arm not got that anymore. My Arm gave it to new apprentice.9
Please make yourself some space, I have something for you.8
Is dat you, %USERNAME%? Why you talking in My Arm's head?7
Sorry, %USERNAME%, but My Arm not know magic, so My Arm no can reply.7
What you t'ink I want with a stick, huh?7
What we gonna do, %USERNAME%?7
What Murcaily say, huh?7
Aaaargh!6
What we waitin' for here?6
Why you want me to poke da goutweed plant, huh?6
Urgh! So you got da hardy goutweed?6
When you say dat, it give My Arm odd feeling of apprehension. Dunno why.5
Okieday, My Arm gonna let you do the talking. He not seem to like me standin' here.4
Dat lookin' a bit short!4
That soundin' good. You gimme da hardy gout tuber thingies, an' gimme somefing to poke 'em into da soil, an' My Arm get on with it.4
Maybe you better go finish listening to Burntmeat, eh? Dat sound like good start for quest, otherwise you waste time in wrong places. My Arm done a quest, an' know dis stuff.4
Oh, dat's good. You go work, den we get da special goutweed to take home.4
Dat's right!4
I fink you got one in your bank, yah?4
My Arm hear noise in head.4
Go away voice, leave My Arm.4
My Arm look forward to getting on with da job when you ready!4
%USERNAME%. I heard 'bout you. You bring Burntmeat dat tasty human for a stew one time.3
I t'ink Burntmeat want to ask you another favour now. You go talk to him, yah?3
You stop wavin' stuff at me!2
I not t'ink da plant cure can help now. It lookin' kinda dead.2
Fat lotta good they doin' there!2
You done good fetching dat goutweedy lump. My Arm very impressed.2
Dat's good. You go collect da gouty thingies.2
Wot a shame; off you go now.2
Okieday, we go tell Mother that My Arm killed his mortal enemy. Then maybe Mother like My Arm, and let My Arm marry Snowflake.2
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself STXiong.1
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself elizethpv.1
You done spoken to Murcaily about goutweed yet?1
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself Dodikins.1
Yeah, we really good at combat. Trolls near Stronghold, dey chuck rocks really hard. An' My Arm helped The Hag Vape save da goutweed patch from big flappy bird thing!1
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself s0lgan.1
Yeah, we really good at combat. Trolls near Stronghold, dey chuck rocks really hard. An' My Arm helped Grill Legend save da goutweed patch from big flappy bird thing!1
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself RS-Yiazmat.1
I t'ink we already treated da soil.1
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself asshton.1
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself OSIM Spookie.1
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Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself Blood Hail.1
Yeah, we really good at combat. Trolls near Stronghold, dey chuck rocks really hard. An' My Arm helped Plant Source save da goutweed patch from big flappy bird thing!1
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself Parfum.1
Yeah, we really good at combat. Trolls near Stronghold, dey chuck rocks really hard. An' My Arm helped B7 Sword save da goutweed patch from big flappy bird thing!1
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself Slapembots.1
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself Iron AyArBe.1
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself DougasaurYT.1
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself Oknight420.1
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself 94frogmagic.1
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself Yo Mudblood.1
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself CitAlt.1
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself Trumps Daddy.1
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself Sharigan150.1
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself Anjellyna.1
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself Evandure.1
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself rolanblunts.1
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself Frosht42.1
Come on, %USERNAME%, we gotta go to Tai Bwo Wannai Village to see Murcaily. He help us grow goutweed here.1
Yeah, we really good at combat. Trolls near Stronghold, dey chuck rocks really hard. An' My Arm helped HC Ostepopp save da goutweed patch from big flappy bird thing!1
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself THart13.1
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself xRain frog.1
T'anks, mushroom troll.1
Dumb human said we can use boat! We go to Weiss now? My Arm can't wait!1
Yeah, we really good at combat. Trolls near Stronghold, dey chuck rocks really hard. An' My Arm helped Iron Klokkie save da goutweed patch from big flappy bird thing!1
My Arm might have another copy, but you've not got room to hold one.1
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself BeckyEmmaz.1
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself K3S3R.1
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself Yayaka.1
Fat lotta good it do there. You go bring it here!1
Well, I seen worse. Most humans come through here, dey got names with like all numbers and things wot aren't even words! I met some woman earlier wot called herself Janite3.1