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Too old to waste time talking to you about the price of fish.1
I give up with these humans. Oh cruel fate, why do you mock me so?1
Back to the pits. I want to tell the catchers what a evil master you've been.1
I would... you're great! I wouldn't have it any other way! Evilness is just so, you know, EEEVVIIILLL.1
Meow.1
What a wet blanket, Bob can look after himself.1
This guy gets on my nerves.1
Unferth's cat? Pfft! Unferth is Bob's human!1
Bob didn't come home this week.1
Yes, please help!1
Hiss!1
Don't tell him you're doing his chores!1
Part of the cat-human relationship is to let them believe they are in control.1
Well done, that's all the chores finished!1
Let's talk to Unferth to see if there's anything else we can do.1
Now what?!1
Nothing, I bet!1
Snarl!1
I guess you're right, there is the Apothecary in Varrock.1
I have a few suggestions!1
Theres something wrong with his head!1
We could offer to bonk him on the head with a big hammer.1
Argh!1
Indeed! Bob should be back by now, let's go find him.1
We should go and see Bob now Unferth is feeling better, he should be back by now.1
This guy is unbelievable!1