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Please don't give that to him. Last time he tried any Crafting, I had to spend a week cleaning up after the explosion.1,105
Some of us are.1,091
I'm sure I heard one of those goblins talking about it. I bet they've hidden it somewhere. Probably using it for some strange purpose, I'm sure.866
I had a nice new star chart, until recently. I went out to do an errand for the professor the other day, only to see a goblin using it...862
You may want to look through the dungeon they have under their little village.859
It'll need to be made to an exact shape and size.832
What have I done to deserve this?780
Not any more. One of those goblins took it.766
Nope, dead serious. Hasn't been working for a long time.757
As if I don't have enough work to do. Seems I don't have a choice.719
Strikes me that this visitor could help us.717
Okay, okay, ask me if you need any help, %USERNAME%.687
Well, it would be if it worked.659
...as some kind of makeshift hankey to blow his nose!591
Calm down old man, I heard. %USERNAME%, I'm here if you need any help.580
Why, of course. What is it?424
Yes?420
Sure, how can I help you?404
Good work! The professor has been eagerly awaiting them.175
Me? I'm always busy.104
See that man there? That's the professor. If he had his way, I think he'd never let me sleep!81
He'll surely be pleased. Go ahead and give it to him.79
Well done on finding that! I am honestly quite impressed. Make sure you take it straight to the professor.77
My real name?70
Anyway, how might I help you?69
Patrick.69
Well, hello again, and thanks for helping out the professor.69
No, honest! Anyways, you've made my life much easier. Have a drink on me!69
No problem. Scorpius would be proud.69
You may want to check out the book on the table, and perhaps look around for a grave...68
Oh, and, believe it or not, his name is Mambo-duna- roona, but don't tell him I told you.59
Glad you ask. This is the Observatory reception.54
Up on the cliff is the Observatory dome, from which you can view the heavens.39
Okay, just don't break anything. If you need any help, let me know.32
You can. You won't see much though.32
I'd speak with the professor. He'll explain.31
Just talk to the professor. He'll fill you in.30
Usually...29
I suppose so. Please be quick though.28
How was the wine?24
The professor? He's up in the Observatory. Since the bridge was ruined, you will have to travel through the dungeon under the goblins' settlement.24
I suggest you have a word with the professor, in that case.22
I understand planks can be found at Port Khazard, to the east of here. There are some at the Barbarian Outpost, too.17
Failing that, you could always ask the Sawmill Operator. He's to the north-east of Varrock, by the Lumber Yard.14
Ah, it's the telescope repairman! The professor is waiting for you in the Observatory.14
Well, since the bridge was ruined, you will have to travel through the dungeon under the goblins' settlement.14
That's nice.9
Well done. Remember that you'll need three in total.9
Just use the molten glass with the mould. Simple.8
There are many ways, but I'd suggest making it yourself. Get yourself a bucket of sand and some soda ash, which you can get from using seaweed with a furnace. Use the soda ash and sand together in a8
furnace and bang - molten glass is all yours. There's a book about it on the table if you want to know more.8
Nice. What's that scratch?6
Stop! You can't confuse me with big words. Just pray the professor doesn't notice.6
Good for you. As much as I want to admire your possessions, I do have work to do.4
You'll need to use tin and copper ore on a furnace to produce this metal.4
I think the professor was after ordinary planks. You should be able to find them at Port Khazard.2
I'd rather you show me the actual item, as opposed to the note form.1
Okay, okay, ask me if you need any help, Deez Nuuuts.1
Okay, okay, ask me if you need any help, Cydaphex T G.1
Okay, okay, ask me if you need any help, V- Cleptomano.1
Okay, okay, ask me if you need any help, Unlucky vcxv.1
Okay, okay, ask me if you need any help, Minorou Mais.1
Now, well done on finding that. I am honestly quite impressed. Make sure you take it straight to the professor.1
Okay, okay, ask me if you need any help, KN0T A BOT.1