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Great! Let me take a look at them.6,356
Wonderful! I'll put this with the rest.4,314
Errr...2,800
Err...2,002
Cheers, we, err, that is myself and the museum staff, really appreciate it.1,058
Oh, yes? I suppose I might have something like that laying around...956
Can I help you with something?912
There are still a few bits and pieces I wouldn't mind, but that's the way things go.893
Yes.891
Yes, I'm sure EVERYONE will get a chance to enjoy my work.891
Well anyway, I have a few items I've put together in my spare time if you want one.891
Well, I need to have all the bones I'm going to use here, and placed into some sort of order.884
Dig?873
It gets them bright and sparking white.867
Bye!867
Great. If you can get me a bone from a Goblin, a Bear, a Big Frog, a Ram, a Unicorn, a Monkey, a Giant rat and a Giant Bat then I'll be able to move on with the...866
Well, I wouldn't mind you sticking them in a pot and boiling them in vinegar first, if you don't mind.865
You will? Excellent!863
Have you brought me any bones?824
It's going well, especially now I have all the bones I need.817
That...that covers all the bones I was searching for!801
That's the last of them!771
Sure.767
Interesting, yes, I may have something that could be of use...742
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!739
Hahahahahahahahahaha!731
Which would you like?727
Sorry.726
I have a ram skull helm or a snazzy bonesack like mine.726
MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!722
Absolutely nothing! You can have it free of charge...683
Well you've been a big help and no mistake.680
I'm always on the lookout for fresh bones, so if you see some bring them right over.674
You've finally completed my collection!671
Just be sure to bring me back any interesting bones you find on that island.663
Why would you be looking for such an item?641
The museum will be thrilled to know I've completed the collection.619
I need to get them into some sort of order before I begin, but I've run into a bit of a snag.616
However, I seem to have discovered I am a few short.616
I'm collecting bones for the museum.614
I'm an archaeologist. I work with the museum.613
There is a Wine Merchant in Draynor called Fortunato that sells the stuff you'll need.613
Oh, you must have got the wrong end of the stick.610
Just put the bone in a pot of vinegar, throw some logs on the fire, put the pot in the holder and light the logs.608
They have asked me to rig up some displays of second and third age creatures using their bones, so that people can come and...well, look at them.599
Ok, got it.597
You can even use my pot-boiler if you want.592
It's an archaeologist thing.592
It takes a while for the vinegar to evaporate, but the bone will be nice and clean in the end.592
That make things clearer?588
Ok, here is the thing. While sorting out what bones I do have I managed to lose or damage a few. If you can get me some fresh, unbroken bones to use as replacements then I can get on with things.587
Displays...586
Sorting, yes, sorting these bones out ready for the museum, but I need a few more.581
Will you help me out by grabbing some?576
I need some fresh, whole bones to replace ones that have become damaged.566
You still need to bring me a Goblin bone.544
There is something you could do for me. I'm going to be busy...err...543
Goblins are relatively common. I hear there is a house full of them around Lumbridge in fact.517
I... Well... I do have many of each. I suppose it wouldn't be a problem.500
I do think they go well together, actually. 473
You still need to bring me a Bear bone.471
I heard that there are some Bears over by the Legends' Guild, near Ardougne.434
Come and see me if you lose either one, I have plenty more!427
You still need to bring me a Big Frog bone.411
Just chuck some logs into the pit, put the bone in the pot of vinegar and drop it onto the pot-boiler. Then light the logs and wait for the the vinegar to boil away.380
I'm sure you will be able to find a ram wherever there are sheep.378
This might be a little tricky as you will need to go into the Lumbridge Swamp caves. You will need a light source! Never forget your light source down there!366
Monkeys tend to live in Jungle areas, like Karamja. I think they are pretty plentiful there if I remember correctly.362
Don't forget to boil them in vinegar first.362
I seem to remember that there were Unicorns south of Varrock, I think they might be there still.359
Giant bats tend to live underground, but I have heard there are a few near the Coal Pits.355
Did you get all that?355
You still need to bring me a Monkey bone.352
You still need to bring me a Giant Rat bone.351
You still need to bring me a Unicorn bone.350
You still need to bring me a Giant Bat bone.347
You still need to bring me a Ram bone.345
If you can't find one in a sewer, then you might want to try looking in some caves.340
Come and see me if you lose that one, I have plenty more!337
Well chosen, I knew you had taste!289
Thanks! The museum will be so pleased.171
Come and see me when you have the rest.159
What mumbling?139
Oh, the 'sorting' is going very well, very well indeed.134
Is that so...102
Oh really... so what would it be then?92
Good choice!83
Great! Just clean them up in the pot-boiler and hand them over.75
I... do have many of each. I suppose it wouldn't be a problem.74
There you go.69
Do you take me for a fool? As if someone working for the museum would be looking for something like that!64
Come up and see me if you lose it.64
Not wanting to change the subject, but are you going to help me or not?53
You must be hearing things. I think you need to have a lie down.42
Anyway, I have enough problems of my own without dealing with a delusional adventurer.40
No problem. I have plenty after all.34
My collection is not up for grabs! Go find your own!18
All right, ask away.14
Back already?12
Ok, here is the thing. While sorting out the bones I managed to lose or damage a few. If you can get me some fresh, unbroken bones to use as replacements then I can get on with things.11
I have almost all the bones I need, I just need some fresh, whole bones to replace ones that have become damaged.10
Well make sure you keep an eye out for anything particularly interesting!10
Sorting...9
Thanks stranger!7
Oh...I see.5
I don't see why not.5
Did you find any for me on that expedition of yours?5
What a polite young man...4
Well, back to work!4
Unaided and alone...4
Well, never mind me young woman, I'll just stagger over here under my massive burden, and continue my thankless task.3
Come up and see me if you want to swap back.2
You're going to need space in your inventory if you want it, though.1
I'm always on the lookout for fresh bones, so if you see any of the ones on my wish list bring them right over.1
I have it pinned to the wall of my shack if you want to check it.1