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I'm afraid you don't have the necessary funds with you at this time so I can't allow you to access your account. Please come again, when you have 100 gold to cover the fee.179
Well met, fellow adventurer! How can I help you?104
As part of our ongoing service to provide you, the customer, with an absolutely world-class banking experience, we are investigating the option of opening a chain of travelling banks. These will provide you, our32
I am the first of a new generation of travelling bankers that will wander the perilous areas of the world to provide you, the valued customer, with a bank when you need it most!32
esteemed customer, with the convenience of having banking facilities where they will be of optimum use to you. Such as here!31
How frightfully rude of me, my dear chap. My name is Odovacar and I work for that excellent enterprise, the Bank of Gielinor.28
I'm afraid you don't have the necessary funds with you at this time so I can't allow you to collect your items. Please come again, when you have 100 gold to cover the fee.28
Absolutely correct, dear sir. I must warn you, however, that due to the significantly increased overheads of an enterprise such as this, there is a small bank charge of 100gp every time you want to access your account.26
My services will cost you 100 coins.11
It's not that I don't trust you to pay afterwards, old chap, but as the old adage goes, 'money comes before friends'.9
How frightfully rude of me, my dear lady. My name is Odovacar and I work for that excellent enterprise, the Bank of Gielinor.7
Absolutely correct, dear lady. I must warn you, however, that due to the significantly increased overheads of an enterprise such as this, there is a small bank charge of 100gp every time you want to access6
your account.6
I'm sorry to hear that, sir. If you should reconsider, because I believe this service offers excellent value for money, do not hesitate to contact me.4
Sorry, I don't perform that service.2
I'm sorry to hear that, madam. If you should reconsider, because I believe this service offers excellent value for money, do not hesitate to contact me.1
It's not that I don't trust you to pay afterwards, old girl, but as the old adage goes, 'money comes before friends'.1