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Hiss!126
Meeeow.88
Meow.87
I want to have a snooze, all this talking has made me sleepy.47
I'm old and fat if that's what you're driving at. What, are you thinking of trading me in for a younger model after all the adventuring we've done together? Is that it?46
I suppose that's what you become once you pass your 9th birthday.45
Sure, I know your game. Gonna trade me in for some death runes were ya? Eh?44
If you don't stop talking to me, I'll never get my slouching time for the day done.43
I would have thought you would have worked that out by now. Us cats are as wise as that sphinx.43
I'd just like to go somewhere nice and warm.36
This guy is unbelievable!34
Theres something wrong with his head!32
Indeed! Bob should be back by now, let's go find him.32
I have a few suggestions!31
Nothing, I bet!30
I guess you're right, there is the Apothecary in Varrock.30
Argh!30
I never did like that guy!27
Hi Bob!27
Well done, that's all the chores finished!26
We could offer to bonk him on the head with a big hammer.26
Purr, nice master.26
Now what?!25
I suppose that is understandable, you did miss out on a little bit of the adventure.25
Do you remember being hypnotised then?25
Unferth's cat? Pfft! Unferth is Bob's human!24
Bob didn't come home this week.24
What a wet blanket, Bob can look after himself.23
The humans have been looking for you, they get worried too easily.23
Don't you have any memory of your parents?23
Come on! We can help Bob!23
Let's talk to Unferth to see if there's anything else we can do.23
Snarl!23
I do hope you're joking. These claws are real you know, none of your bronze nonsense.22
Ask Gertrude if she knows anything.22
I'll explain later!22
Don't you know who your parents are?21
Go on. Ask him.21
Don't you think it's odd that no one knows where Bob came from?20
I'd hoped you would've understood by now that there's more to cats than humans believe!20
I wouldn't say dragged... let's call it a partnership!20
Let's ask Bob!20
I'm fine thanks.19
We think you are... or used to be... Robert the Strong!19
Robert the Strong was a great hero, you have no memory of him?19
This guy gets on my nerves.18
Does Neite feel the same way about you?18
Good old Gertrude! Come on, lets go.18
I'm not done yet!18
Hehe!18
Bye for now Bob, we're going to speak to the Sphinx.18
Don't tell him you're doing his chores!18
Oh my, you win... a biscuit!18
What's up?18
Hang on, maybe this is something to do with the legend... yes, it just might. Have you ever heard of Robert the Strong?17
The Sphinx understood how you were hypnotised, it might be able to access Bob's memories of Robert the Strong.17
Part of the cat-human relationship is to let them believe they are in control.17
ANYONE would be 'cleverer'!17
Do you remember when you were hypnotised by the Devourer?16
Wow! He's got it bad! Real bad! I never thought I'd see the day!16
It wasn't all that difficult to understand.16
I don't think there is a problem, Bob is probably chasing females again!15
Ok, I'll tell you what I think happened.15
%USERNAME% let's go and talk to Gertrude! Perhaps she knows who Bob's parents are!14
We don't have time for this, Bob could be in trouble! Tell her to get on with it.14
Hisss!14
There once was a high priest of some crazy religion called Klenter.14
Does a black panther called Odysseus ring any bells?13
What about the Dragonkin? A vicious race of bird like creatures?12
No no. The high priest was called Klenter and he was the high priest of Icthlarin, god of the dead.11
He dies, and a struggle starts for his soul.11
Yes, please help!10
Wow Bob! You really are Robert the Strong!10
Yes! When you were hypnotised you told us of when you defeated a Dragonkin!10
Yes! How can Neite refuse you now!10
That can wait! Bob has been love sick, we have to tell Neite!10
Hi Neite!10
Bob is Robert the Strong!10
Another god - the Devourer - wants to destroy his soul because she has some dispute with Icthlarin. So she takes on the guise of a human.10
Very good. Now she needs help in getting Klenter's soul so she tricks some gullible fool into helping her.10
You!10
Well she's the god of destruction. If she had a priest or a temple or anything she would just destroy it.10
Because of my kind.10
Cats!10
We have other powers, not clear to you. Anyway I'm moving away from the story.10
The wanderer recruits your help by hypnotising you. Do you remember that?10
Because of me.10
Sphinx, summon Neite please!9
The Sphinx hypnotised Bob. Bob told us about when he was Robert the Strong fighting Dragonkin.9
Cats are the only things that can open the pyramid's door, so she needed an adventurer with one.9
So you entered the pyramid with me - under her mind control - and stole a canopic jar containing an organ belonging to Klenter.9
You then started to return with the jar to the Devourer, but as a sting on the tail she made you plant one of her symbols in the ceremonial room of the pyramid. You then tried to flee the pyramid but9
Icthlarin appeared just as you reached the exit.9
Yes %USERNAME%. Well he either broke the devourer's hold on you or else Klenter did.9
He was, and still is. Ok, Icthlarin summoned Klenter's soul to torment you into returning the jar, the end result was that you were freed from the devourer's grasp.9
You then bumbled around for a bit and returned the jar, discovered that the high priest still hadn't completed the final ceremony so you got him all the bits and pieces.9
And the rest is simple enough to piece together.9
You say the sweetest things. Hiss.9
Robert the Strong was no ordinary human though!8
Meow, meow.7
Hey %USERNAME%, hey talk to me.6
Look I can't let you keep doing this, you're doing it all wrong.6
What we have here is a two cat job.6
Every time you try smoke those rats out they run out of the hole, the only problem is the smoke clears fast enough for them to run back in before you can get over to them.6
Well then why don't you let me help out. Tell me when you're going to start the fire and I'll race over and get the rats, while you're smoking them out.6
Exterminate! Exterminate!6
Sorry, I got a little carried away.6
Hu-ha!6
Should we be worried here?5
The Apothecary said you need a vial of water to give to Unferth.4
We should go and see Bob now Unferth is feeling better, he should be back by now.4
I'm getting a little bit sick of talking about Icthlarin and all that stuff. If you didn't understand it the first time around, nor when I filled you in on a few details and then when I spelt it out to you what happened I don't4
think you'll ever get it.4
Look, can we just leave it. Ask one of your adventuring friends.4
You got them? I think I may have had something to do with it.4
Well of course you'd hardly expect that human to do a ratcatcher's job.4
Seems like everyone knows everyone in these parts.4
Pretty good! %USERNAME% could use your help with something.4
Maybe the Sphinx can help us again.4
See you later Bob.4
Let's go out into the desert to talk about this, if you don't mind. I want the right atmosphere for the story.3
More walking? Why don't we ever get a nice easy teleport for these things?3
Your cat shakes it head frantically and starts to scratch your leg.2
Check the garden to see if anything needs tending.2
I'm sure there should be something growing in the garden.2
Miaoww!2
I'm getting tired of your company anyway, you must be the most boring adventurer ever. You couldn't find your way to Lumbridge without me.1
No we haven't. Come on %USERNAME%, let's go.1
I'll live.1