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Good day, good day. Come to admire the new parrot aviary have we?2,847
Just recently. It would have been sooner, but some wretch thought it would be amusing to replace their drinking water with vodka. The vet had to nurse them back to health for weeks!1,273
Well, fruit and grain mostly. I try to give them a balanced diet, but their favourite treat is pineapple chunks.1,202
It looks drunk! You should NEVER feed alcohol to a parrot!1,132
Oh, thank you! We're ever so busy here at the Zoo.1,132
Hey! What are you doing with that parrot?1,013
Isn't it just?292