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Stop! Who ever crosses this bridge must answer me these questions three.209
What... is your name?199
What... is your quest?172
No.164
What... is your favorite colour?100
Oh go on then. I suppose you have proven yourself worthy.86
Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.70
Right. Off you go.67
Fare thee well.64
What... is the capital of Kandarin?45
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen chompy?26
Why are you screaming?20
Why?20
Perhaps!19
That's... 17
A fair point.15
There's always someone who wants to be difficult, off with you!11
Huh? I-- I don't know that. ARGHHH!10
Internal self-doubt and the crippling feeling of everyone hating me.10
Chompy.9
Great!9
...9
I'm sure I've seen them fly before, but it could've been falling gracefully.4