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Hello %USERNAME%. I've got a message for you from Molly. She needs your help urgently. Will you assist her now?6,998
Sorry, I don't have any messages for you.462
Just doing a quick survey on famous people and their favourite colour. It's a special feature for 'West Wyverns Women's Weekly'.179
Can you speak Wyvern?162
Arrrr. Avast shipmate. Arrr. I Likes the cut of your gibb. Arrr. That it be.156
Well obviously.155
Here! Are you mad? No, 'fraid I can't do that. Could cause all sorts of trouble.150
Arrrr.148
So would you be if you could speak over 1000 languages. I bet it's bliss being ignorant of this world's trouble! I'm off!143
Shhh!! Don't let the others see me here! I'm on a top secret mission for the Burth..., no, nothing. Never mind. Oooo, look, the chaos elemental!! Quick, run!!65
Goodbye.64
Shhhh! It's a library you know!55
Just chatting to my brother Pete. He keeps Parrots.55
I was just trying to get some wise words of wisdom from the Oracle. You know, she's been here a long, long time.54
Not much, just doing some research on Dwarvern Culture. Did you know that Keldagrim was originally constructed by a long lost clan who embraced the power of magic, and used it to aid with glorious buildings like53
First she said 'I am the Oracle, And when I open my lips, let no dog bark!'50
Not very good I'm afraid. His bosses are pretty cheep.50
I didn't know she was familiar with the works of Shakespeare. So I said 'Et tu, brute?'48
the royal palace?48
Yes. They even stayed down there for 1000 years or more, in a time they call 'The age of Kings'.47
Well, she started leaping about and pointing to Ardougne, shouting something about betrayal. She was really angry.46
Shhhh! That's enough history for one day I think!46
Who knows. Always cryptic to the last. See you around.44
Just chatting to my big brother Pete. Hee heee!!41
Just a joke that he told me. Care to hear it?39
2 Parrots sit on a perch. One says to the other 'Can you smell fish'? Hee heheee he ho ho.38
Sigh. 2 Parrots sit on a perch. One says to the other 'Can you smell fish'? Hee heheee he ho ho.36
You're serious aren't you. Listen again. 2 Parrots sit on a perch. One says to the other 'Can you smell fish'.35
ARGH!! 2 PARROTS. ON A PERCH. SMELLS FISHY.34
You're doing it on purpose now aren't you? Please leave me alone!31
Everyone deserves a hic break you know. It gets pretty tiring lugging burp letters about all day.30
Why, am I hic coming apart?28
Maybe I haves, maybe I haves. It all goes straight to my head you see.27
Hello ------------. I've got a message for you from Molly. She needs your help urgently. Will you assist her now?1