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That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that tree grows up good and strong.518
That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that tree grows up good and strong.163
That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!149
I want 5 monkey nuts, a monkey bar and a ground-up Suqah tooth.94
You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.75
They're for eating, silly! What else can you do with a monkey bar?24
That depends on whether I have it to sell. What is it that you're looking for?22
Lots of gnomes like a bit of ground-up Suqah tooth. Just don't tell anyone about this, okay?22
I'm already looking after that patch for you.18
You can get a Suqah tooth from a Suqah's mouth, of course. Then you grind it up with a pestle and mortar. As for the monkey bar and nuts, try looking somewhere where there are lots of monkeys!13
A rake, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.8
You can put up to ten potatoes, cabbages or onions in vegetable sacks, although you can't have a mix in the same sack.4
Alright, but it's not going to be cheap! I want 5 monkey nuts, a monkey bar and a ground-up Suqah tooth.4
If you want to grow fruit trees you could try a few places: Catherby, Brimhaven, Gnome Stronghold and the Farming Guild all have fruit tree patches.4
A gardening trowel, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.3
That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.3
A watering can, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 25 coins if you like.2
A seed dibber, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.2
You can put up to five tomatoes, strawberries, apples, bananas or oranges into a fruit basket, although you can't have a mix in the same basket.2
That patch is dead - it's too late for me to do anything about it now.2
Vegetables, hops and flowers need constant watering - if you ignore my advice, you will sooner or later find yourself in possession of a dead farming patch.2
Eh, I suppose I can spare you a plant pot, but I'll want 40 coins for it.1
I don't know what you're talking about - I'm already looking after that patch for you.1
Why, yes I am. Why do you ask?1
Well I can tell by the look on your face that I'm not the first person you've asked. Why don't you tell me what you've heard from other members of the group so far?1
Did you ever consider that all those theories might be correct?1
I'll let you into a little secret that'll explain it all to you. In a word - fairies!1
I'm serious! 1
Surely if all of those things have been mentioned as catalysts to our problems it stands to reason that the fairies are actually the cause?1
You can buy all the farming tools from farming shops, which can be found close to the allotments.1
There are six main Farming areas - Elstan's area near Falador, Dantaera's area near Catherby, Kragen's area near Ardougne, Lyra's area in Morytania, Marisi's area in Hosidius and Alan's area in the Farming Guild.1
You can fill plantpots with soil from any empty patch, if you have a gardening trowel.1
Bittercap mushrooms can only be grown in a special patch in Morytania, near the Mort Myre swamp. There the ground is especially dank and suited to growing poisonous fungii.1
You don't have to buy all your plantpots you know, you can make them yourself on a pottery wheel. If you're a good enough craftsman, that is.1