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That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.4,902
That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.2,030
I'm already looking after that patch for you.943
You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.428
I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.348
That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!284
Why? You look like you could chop it down yourself!272
Why, yes I am. Why do you ask?270
Well, it's a lot of hard work - if you pay me 200 Coins I'll chop it down for you.266
Well obviously it's the seasons. They all seem to be out- of-wack these days. Summer comes earlier and earlier each year, but then it simply rushes by!200
No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.199
I want one basket of apples for that.198
I want 25 coconuts for that.173
I want one basket of oranges for that.155
I want 10 cactus spines for that.132
If you find out what is upsetting the seasons you'll find out what is causing the harvest to fail.131
That patch is dead - it's too late for me to do anything about it now.93
I want one basket of tomatoes for that.67
That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.65
That depends on whether I have it to sell. What is it that you're looking for?50
I'm serious! 44
Well I can tell by the look on your face that I'm not the first person you've asked. Why don't you tell me what you've heard from other members of the group so far?43
Did you ever consider that all those theories might be correct?43
I'll let you into a little secret that'll explain it all to you. In a word - fairies!43
Surely if all of those things have been mentioned as catalysts to our problems it stands to reason that the fairies are actually the cause?35
If you like, but I want one basket of tomatoes for that.27
If you like, but I want one basket of apples for that.24
Think it through. There are fairies who control everything natural from the weather to the seasons.23
That's a stump. It'll grow back if you just leave it alone for a while.16
How can you ask such a thing? It's obvious! It's all you adventurers. Every time I get a crop planted, some adventurer comes along and digs it up and plants crops of their own, as if they owned my farming patch!14
Don't give me that! You're an adventurer, they're all adventurers. I bet you have some sort of secret guild and you gather there and say things like 'let's annoy the gardeners this week', don't you?14
Aha, so you admit it then! You should be ashamed of yourselves!14
That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.14
A rake, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.10
It's really annoying! You should speak to your friends about their rude behaviour!9
I've already told you everything I suspect.8
A watering can, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 25 coins if you like.8
If you like, but I want one basket of oranges for that.8
Eh, I suppose I can spare you a plant pot, but I'll want 40 coins for it.7
If you like, but I want 25 coconuts for that.5
Well, I'm not wasting my time for free.4
If you like, but I want 10 cactus spines for that.4
Insects! That's what you can tell him! Insects! Stop the insects from eating so many of our crops and we'd get maximum yield, I tell you!3
Plant cure, eh? I might have some put aside for myself. Tell you what, I'll sell you some plant cure for 25 coins if you like.2
That patch is diseased - you should cure it before asking me to be responsible for it!2
I don't know what you're talking about - I'm already looking after that patch for you.2
A bucket of compost, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 35 coins if you like.2
You can buy all the farming tools from farming shops, which can be found close to the allotments.1
Supercompost is far better than normal compost, but more expensive to make. You need to rot the right type of item; show me an item, and I'll tell you if it's super- compostable or not.1
If you want to grow fruit trees you could try a few places: Catherby, Brimhaven, Gnome Stronghold and the Farming Guild all have fruit tree patches.1
You don't have to buy all your plantpots you know, you can make them yourself on a pottery wheel. If you're a good enough craftsman, that is.1
A seed dibber, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.1
I don't think the crops ARE failing, now leave me alone, I have work to do.1
You can fill plantpots with soil from any empty patch, if you have a gardening trowel.1