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Welcome to the pet insurance bureau. How can I help you?4,105
My insurance fee is 500,000 coins. Once you've paid that, the pet's insured forever, and you can reclaim it here unlimited times for a reclamation fee of 1,000,000 coins.2,937
Great! The insurance fee is 500,000 coins. Just hand me the pet so that I can register it.1,484
Gnomish ornaments? Why can't the king pay for his own ornaments? He's got enough money as it is!555
I'll make sure people hear about this!555
What are you on about? I already pay my taxes.553
I'm afraid you don't seem to have insured any pets at all.282
It's simple. You show me your pet, and pay an insurance fee of 500,000 coins. From that moment, I'll watch out for that pet.237
Every time you lose it or dismiss it in future, I'll catch the pet and keep it safely here. You can collect it each time for a reclamation fee of 1,000,000 coins.203
The insurance fee is a one-off charge; once you've insured a pet, it stays insured no matter how many times you lose it and reclaim it. You just have to pay the reclamation fee each time.187
Let's take a look at my records...141
I'm afraid you don't seem to have insured any pets, so I can't help you.110
You've already taken out insurance for that pet.108
Here's my record of your insurance policies...53
No, sorry, I don't do cats. I'm not a cat person.20
If you keep waving money at me, I might take it! Hand me your pet if you want to buy insurance.14
Ah %USERNAME%, just the person I'm looking for, this little one ran away and found their way back to me. Here, you can have your pet back.9
Is there anything else I can help you with?9
This is a pet insurance bureau. I'm not insuring that.3
And why would he send some random citizen to tell me this? Stop lying and get out!1
And why would he send a mourner to tell me this? Stop lying and get out!1
I'm afraid I can't insure that kind of pet.1