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Be careful in here, there's lots of dangerous equipment.1,088
Have you found anything yet?1,084
Ah Ernest, top notch bloke. He's helping me with my experiments.1,005
He's that chicken over there.1,004
Oh, he isn't normally a chicken, or at least he wasn't until he helped me test my pouletmorph machine.1,004
Umm... It's not so easy...998
That would be a help. They'll be somewhere in the manor house or its grounds, the gremlins never get further than the entrance gate.996
Give 'em here then.993
My machine is broken, and the house gremlins have run off with some vital bits.675
It was originally going to be called a transmutation machine. But after testing pouletmorph seems more appropriate.606
I'm missing the pressure gauge and a rubber tube. They've also taken my oil can, which I'm going to need to get this thing started again.600
%USERNAME% before you go through there I must warn you that there are flashing lights and strobe effects on the other side. If you are an epilepsy sufferer you must NOT enter! Do you still want to go through?444
That portal opens into a plane populated with some very shocking creatures. You should wear some kind of insulated armour before going there.329
Errr, just before you go through there...320
Who's Veronica?260
Ooh I dunno. She could have free eggs for breakfast.259
All right. Good luck then.236
Ok. Just don't say I didn't warn you231
Ah, an interesting question! I believe it should create a rift in the very fabric of space! Opening a portal to some, hitherto undiscovered plane that exists parallel to our own.131
It's a teleport machine.121
No, I'm just one of the tenants. It belongs to the count who lives in the basement.93
%USERNAME% before you go through there I must warn you that there are flashing lights and strobe effects on the other side. If you are an epilepsy sufferer you must NOT enter! Do you still want to go83
through?81
Nothing at the moment... It's broken. It's meant to be a transmutation machine.37
Well there were some pretty tough people here last week. Said they were Slayer Masters. They were planning on making some protective boots. You should speak to one of them.36
I need a rubber tube, a pressure gauge and a can of oil. Then your friend can stop being a chicken.33
It has also spent time as a time travel machine, and a dramatic lightning generator, and a thing for generating monsters.31
That's good, but I still need my rubber tube.27
That's good, but I still need my pressure gauge.18
Fair enough, just don't say I didn't warn you16
That's a good decision, if you ask me.13
No problem. See you later.12
That's good, but I still need my oil can.8
It's a good start, but I'll need my pressure gauge and rubber tube too.1
It's a good start, but I'll need my pressure gauge and oil can too.1