Hey %USERNAME%, you finally got around to naming me.4
Happy as a demon in a Lava pit.1
Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!1
Anywhere dangerous is good with me!1
Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.1
Let's go out into the desert to talk about this, if you don't mind. I want the right atmosphere for the story.1