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Well done.1,046
Do you want to buy any armoured skirts? Designed especially for ladies who like to fight.43
He's a shifty man. Brought several men from his home town to try to set up shops here, or so he says.1
But if they're just setting up shop, why does he need to send them around to threaten us?1
One of them came here, waved his hammer around dangerously, and said things would be worse for us if we didn't join them!1
I'm not going to let those thugs run me out of this town.1
So I'll just keep selling armoured skirts here. Would you like to buy any?1