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Here you go!3,191
M-my lord Malak, what brings you here?1,037
Pickled brain, my friend. Only 50 gold to you.926
Animal? Don't be disgusting, man! No, this is a human brain - only the best for my customers.911
You're interested in our speciality, I see. Would you like to buy some?868
Is this not Gadderanks job, your most high beneficence?676
Y-yes of course, sire, but surely your graciousness is too important to perform such menial duties such as this himself?674
Of course my lord, I meant no disrespect.644
Of course my lord, I trust you will find it all there and in good order.642
A very wise choice, sir. Don't eat it all at once, savour every morsel - that's my advice to you.503
A very wise choice, miss. Don't eat it all at once, savour every morsel - that's my advice to you.329
Here ya go pal. Enjoy!231
Greetings traveller. Welcome to 'The Hair Of The Dog' Tavern. What can I do you for?223
If you've got the money, I've got a real treat for you.85
Well, I dunno... The village is kind of on the fringe out here, I dunno how up to date the stuff I hear about is...33
Well that's my speciality! The local brew's named 'Moonlight Mead' and will set you back 5 gold. Whaddya say? Fancy a pint?20
You can leave that alone, my friend. I've already sold you one of your own - eat that. I can't afford to give away freebies in this business!15
A story??? Heh, well the only one I can think of right now is one my dear old mammy told me as a pup...8
Now how did it go... Ah yes!7
always taught to be a polite wolf, he spoke back to it.7
Once upon a time a brave young wolf was walking through a forest, when he came upon a human dressed all in red. 'Aha!' he thought to himself, 'Here's a nice easy meal!' But the human talked to him, and as he was6
better get a better meal at this house, so he ran as fast as his paws could carry him to the house the human told him about... inside he found an old human lying in bed, and although the meat was a little tough, as the6
Hmmm? Why, who did you want to hear the gossip about?6
human was older than he thought, he had a good meal and decided to sleep it off in the house for awhile. He had not been asleep long though, when he was woken by a knocking at the door. The human in red had followed5
was not a human at all! The brave young wolf decided to try and escape, for it was only a young human, and not very strong, so the brave young wolf said he would eat the human if they did not let him escape! As he said5
It's 'Never trust humans' of course! My dear old mammy told me that story when I was a pup, and I'm still alive and well to tell it to you today!5
Well, this cunning human told him that there was a better meal that would not run away in a house in the woods. As the brave young wolf could see that this human was not fully grown, he figured maybe he'd5
Well, I'm not old enough to remember the full story behind it, but it was a terrible day for our kingdom when it was built there.4
Apparently Morytania had a once strong kingdom, with lands spreading far further west than they do today, and south into the desert, until the day when a sneak attack by the hated human forces who worship4
Saradomin burned our villages and slaughtered our peoples in mass.4
They then cursed the river, so that it would burn our kind should we touch it! Can you imagine??? To make an entire river poisonous to us???4
Luckily they seem to have calmed down somewhat recently, and tend to stay on their side of the river... but the wrong they have done my people will never be forgotten, and will never be forgiven. What is worse is4
that they then had the nerve to build that gigantic statue on the river mouth to mock the slaughter of our people and the poisoning of our river! I can understand Lord Drakan's hatred for them even if I do not share4
it to his extent.4
Absolutely! If I ever met one I would gobble him up where he stands! And then chew the bones for dessert!4
Well, I don't know what to tell you really... This village is called Canifis and lies on the border between Morytania and Misthalin... so we're kind of on the front line if those Saradominists to the west ever decide to4
You want to know about Canifis? I dunno why, not a lot happens here. We're just your typical everyday down at earth werewolf folk, after all...4
Yep. We are as Zamorak made us!4
Yeah, he's great isn't he? Every year we hold a big festival to give thanks to Zamorak for keeping us well fed and happy here.4
I hear over in the West they worship Saradomin, but I dunno why! What's he ever done to help out us werewolves, huh?4
I hear he has all these crazy followers who say things like we shouldn't kill people and eat them! What's up with that?4
Aaaah, not for a good few months yet. Come and ask me again nearer to the time, I'll keep some extra meat and mead back from the rest for ya pal.4
Eh, suit yourself. You're missing out on a genuine taste experience.4
him to the house! Suspecting a human trap, the brave young wolf put on the old humans clothes and jumped into the bed, so that he could pretend to be human and escape from this terrible trap! Well now, this human4
carrying an axe, and the poor young wolf died in this terrible trap made for him by the humans.4
Pretty good story huh?4
Ahhh... you must be new to these parts if you haven't heard of Lord Drakan! He's the lord of this land, and we all pledge allegiance to him.3
Ah, well, in return for his protection, we have to give Lord Drakan a share of blood every week. If we don't have any to spare from our hunts, then we need to pick a member of the village to give their life in return3
That's right, but only if we haven't managed to get enough spare blood from our hunts. It's kind of severe if you look at it that way, but frankly, I think the price is fair in return for his protection and his tolerance of3
attack us... South East of here is the castle of Lord Drakan, our master.3
dressed in red came into the house, and pretended to believe the brave wolf was really a human, and began to talk to him. But then the human started asking strange questions of the wolf, because the human knew that it3
this however, the human in red shouted out at him: 'Aha! You are a wolf!' and as the human shouted this another bigger human ran into the room from outside! This bigger human was much stronger and was3
And do you know what the moral of this story is?3
In return for our allegiance, and the tithe of course, he keeps our land safe from any invaders and the Saradominists who want to kill us all.2
for the blood so that the tithe is fulfilled.2
our village. He could probably kill us all if he wanted us gone, so keeping on his good side is worth the sacrifice to us. Lucky we're not human really!2
He hates humans! Apparently long ago his brother Draynor was trapped in Misthalin and lost much of his powers, and was recently killed by some human!2
Man, I'd hate to be a human around here, that's for sure. Drakan would really enjoy hunting them down and killing them!2
Ah yeah... good old Rufus... He's kind of getting on in years and doesn't like to come out of his wolf form so often, but let me tell you this: that guy is a hunter through and through. You seen how much food he2
catches a day? That takes real dedication! Some of the young pups think just because a wolf has a bit of grey in his fur then he's past it, but I've seen him put those pups to shame in a hunt! He's a real inspiration to us2
all!2
That nut job? Oh sure, we all know about him. He was a real firebrand daredevil when he was younger, always taking risks to make himself a quick buck... he got himself caught up in the smuggling trade, sneaking over2
the border into Misthalin and pretending to be a human so he could buy exotic items to sell.2
Oh man, you name it! Flour... buckets... tinderboxes... chisels... he could get the lot! He's been doing it so long now though, his nerves are shot.2
He hates humans! Apparently his brother Draynor is trapped in Misthalin, and adventurous little human wannabe-heroes keep trying to kill him!1
Hey, I won't hear a word said bad about that guy! He's an honest and hard-working wolf if I ever met one! He charges a lot for his job, but he's one of the best tanners I've ever seen - and I'm over four hundred1
years old! You need stuff tanning, I recommend him!1
Eh, I don't like the guy much, but you can't knock the quality of his stock. They're some fine quality threads you can get yourself there.1
Eh... I can't really tell you to be honest. Something about the guy just gets my hackles up everytime he opens his yap, know what I mean?1
Lucky for you. I can't really explain it, I just don't like the guy. Does great clothes though, you got to give him that.1
Nowadays he's a disgrace, he can barely string a sentence together and jumps at his own shadow. Makes you feel ashamed to be a werewolf.1
You see that sign behind me there?1
Bingo.1