Magpies have nothing on us! They're just interested in shinies.149
OY!! You're going to have to do better than that! Sheesh, what an amateur.143
If that is the level you are at, I do not wish to participate in criminal acts with you %USERNAME%.132
Us raccoons have a finer taste. We can see the value in anything, whether it shines or not.130
The heart of a lovely raccoon called Rodney.111
Your shoe laces are untied!6
The master thief strikes again! Here you go, have it back.6