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Lather Fawrence! Oh he's...1,078
Well anyway...he tells these song, loring bermons...and keeps these here Carrockian vitizens snoring in his church to the East North.1,076
Hey...Juliet...1,045
Ohhh, ok then...1,040
This is pretty scary...1,032
Ah right, the potion! Great...1,031
But I'm scared...will you come with me?1,030
Oh, a message! A message! I've never had a message before...1,004
No, no, not one! 1,002
Ahh yes...'still hold affection for me. I still feel great affection for you, but unfortunately my Father opposes our marriage.'994
What? '...great affection for you. Father opposes our..991
'Our only hope is that Father Lawrence, our long time confidant, can help us in some way.'986
Well, that's it then...we haven't got a chance...984
...our love is over...the great romance, the life of my love...979
Oh, my aching, breaking, heart...how useless the situation is now...we have no one to turn to...976
Father Lawrence?975
Oh yeah...what you said...tell her that, it sounds much better! Oh you're so good at this!965
Oh yes, yes, of course! 'Dearest Romeo, I am very pleased that you sent %USERNAME% to look for me and to tell me that you still hold affliction...', Affliction! She thinks I'm diseased?964
Oh great! And tell her that I want to kiss her a give.900
Oh woe is me that I cannot find my Juliet! You haven't seen Juliet have you?886
Oh you're good...you are good!886
Juliet, Juliet, wherefore art thou Juliet? Have you seen my Juliet?879
Blub! Blub...where is my Juliet? Have you seen her?877
What is to become of me and my darling Juliet, I cannot find her anywhere, have you seen her?871
Juliet....?865
Sadness surrounds me now that Juliet's father forbids us to meet. Have you seen my Juliet?842
Looking for a blonde girl, goes by the name of Juliet..quite pretty...haven't seen her have you?837
What potion would that be then?820
Oh dear...you seem to be dead.793
Wow! You're a fox!782
Who's Juliet?766
You know he's not my 'real' Father don't you?707
But they're not really 'nice' messages. Not like this one! I'm sure that this message will be lovely.706
...will kill you if he sees you again!'699
Oh, well, except for the occasional court summons. 655
'...marriage and will...637
Oh yes, Father Lawrence...he's our long time confidant, he might have a solution! Yes, yes, you have to go and talk to Lather Fawrence for us and ask him if he's got any suggestions for our predicament?631
I see I've picked a true professional...!603
I heard Juliet had died. Terrible business.544
Golly...yes, yes...you make her sound very interesting! 472
I'll bet she is! Wooooooooo!470
Oh yes, Juliet! 467
Oh would you? That would be great! She has this sort of hair...440
...and she these...great lips...435
Oh and she has these lovely shoulders as well..433
Oh yes, Juliet is very different...please tell her that she is the love of my long and that I life to be with her?432
Ermmm.....341
Why do you ask?324
Ah yes....quite right. Hmmm, let me think now.320
Well, not exactly give...more like 'throw with considerable force'...she's always a kidder that Juliet!317
And I'll bet she's a bit of a fox!297
The fox...could you tell her that she is the love of my long and that I life to be with her?290
Sorry, all that jubilation has made me forget what we were talking about.285
She may still be locked away at her Father's house on the sest vide of Warrock.231
Oh, I remember how she loved it when I would sing up to her balcony! She would reward me with her own personal items...224
Her cousin and I are getting on well though. Thanks for your help.207
Oh, there is so much to tell...she is my true love, we intend to spend together forever...I can tell you so much about her..176
So much to tell...why, where do I start!170
Not a thing sorry....164
So much can I tell you...111
...111
Ooh did you manage to survive one of Lather Fawrences sermons? I bet not, you were ages! I bet you snoozed on the welcome mat just as soon as you heard his voice!108
Oh, come on, come on, what did he say?105
Well, you just used it...so I guess it does exist!100
The Apothecary? 99
Why should I tell you?99
Right, yes...of course! Well, I think the potion-ey place is Wouth Sest of here and near a sword shop.97
Ooohh, that's the potion is it? Rather you than me!94
Well, I mean...it's probably delicious...and not dangerous at all. And you quite often see harmless drinks in a glowing sort of pink colour.90
Urgh! No way! Not in a million years!88
Oh, yeah...sure Lather Fawrence explained all that to me...86
Oh...well, that's a shame...I was rather hoping you had.83
Oh...is he the one who mixes up all them magical potion- ey things?75
Hmmm, she might do? Perhaps she does? How do you know?74
Ahh, yes Juliet, she's my one true love. Well, one of my one true loves! If you see her, could you tell her that she is the love of my long and that I life to be with her?71
Of course, yes....how are.. you....ermmm...47
Sadly not my friend! And what's worse, her Father has threatened to kill me if he sees me. I mean, that seems a bit harsh!46
Not a clue my friend, but you seem to have a friendly face...a little blood stained, and perhaps in need of a wash, but friendly none the less.43
Ah yes, Juliet...my sweet darling...what news?42
I just wish I could remember what he looks like! I live in fear of every man I see!41
I can't imagine why he's so keen? Though, he was our messenger before you. Of course, he had a lot more hair back then...and I think we may have gone to school together...38
Yeah! Thinking about it now, we called him 'Diddy Dorrence' back then!38
Me too! I can't wait! Do you think it will be soon?37
Yes, the years haven't been good to him.37
Oh, ok, well, I guess my Juliet and I can spend some time apart. And as the old saying goes, 'Absinthe makes the heart glow longer'.26
Ok!24
Not so good my friend...I miss Judi..., Junie..., Joopie...21
Juliet! I miss Juliet, terribly!21
Oh yes, yes, of course! 'Dearest Romeo, I am very pleased that you sent %USERNAME% to look for me and to tell me that you still hold affliction...', Affliction! She thinks I'm16
diseased?9
Oh, hello. You sound lovely.4
You sound lovely. You have a beautiful...twang to your voice.4
May I compare thee to some pineapple chunks?4
Oh hello, have you seen Lather Fawrence?3
Ooooh, it all sounds horribly complicated? 3
Oh great! That is great news! Well done...well done... what a total success!3
Ohhh great! A message....wow!3
A message...oh, I can't wait to read what my dear Juliet has to say....3
Yes...yes...3
You've lost the message haven't you?3
All I can say is I'll be glad when Juliet's finally in that crypt!2
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