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That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.15,215
That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.5,994
I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.1,415
I want 25 coconuts for that.967
I want one basket of oranges for that.950
I want 10 cactus spines for that.750
I'm already looking after that patch for you.701
You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.546
That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!539
I want one basket of apples for that.218
Well, it's a lot of hard work - if you pay me 200 Coins I'll chop it down for you.187
Why? You look like you could chop it down yourself!162
That depends on whether I have it to sell. What is it that you're looking for?112
That patch is dead - it's too late for me to do anything about it now.95
That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.76
Plant cure, eh? I might have some put aside for myself. Tell you what, I'll sell you some plant cure for 25 coins if you like.72
I want one basket of tomatoes for that.61
That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.49
That's a stump. It'll grow back if you just leave it alone for a while.32
A seed dibber, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.12
If you like, but I want 10 cactus spines for that.7
A rake, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.7
Applying compost to a patch will not only reduce the chance that your crops will get diseased, but you will also grow more crops to harvest.3
The only way to cure a bush or tree of disease is to prune away the diseased leaves with a pair of secateurs. For all other crops I would just apply some plant-cure.3
Eh, I suppose I can spare you a plant pot, but I'll want 40 coins for it.3
If you like, but I want 25 coconuts for that.2
A gardening trowel, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.2
If you like, but I want one basket of apples for that.2
Bittercap mushrooms can only be grown in a special patch in Morytania, near the Mort Myre swamp. There the ground is especially dank and suited to growing poisonous fungii.2
You can fill plantpots with soil from any empty patch, if you have a gardening trowel.2
There is a special patch for growing Belladonna - I believe that it is somewhere near Draynor Manor, where the ground is a tad 'unblessed'.2
A watering can, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 25 coins if you like.2
That patch is diseased - you should cure it before asking me to be responsible for it!1
You can buy all the farming tools from farming shops, which can be found close to the allotments.1
You can put up to five tomatoes, strawberries, apples, bananas or oranges into a fruit basket, although you can't have a mix in the same basket.1
If you want to grow fruit trees you could try a few places: Catherby, Brimhaven, Gnome Stronghold and the Farming Guild all have fruit tree patches.1
You don't have to buy all your plantpots you know, you can make them yourself on a pottery wheel. If you're a good enough craftsman, that is.1
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There are seven main Farming areas - Elstan's area near Falador, Dantaera's area near Catherby, Kragen's area near Ardougne, Lyra's area in Morytania, Marisi's area in Hosidius, Alan's area in the Farming Guild and1
Oswallt's area in Prifddinas.1
Vegetables, hops and flowers need constant watering - if you ignore my advice, you will sooner or later find yourself in possession of a dead farming patch.1
Tree seeds must be grown in a plantpot of soil into a sapling, and then transferred to a tree patch to continue growing to adulthood.1
If you want to make your own sacks and baskets you'll need to use the loom that's near the Farming shop in Falador. If you're a good enough craftsman, that is.1
You can put up to ten potatoes, cabbages or onions in vegetable sacks, although you can't have a mix in the same sack.1
Well, I'm not wasting my time for free.1
Supercompost is far better than normal compost, but more expensive to make. You need to rot the right type of item; show me an item, and I'll tell you if it's super- compostable or not.1
Hops are good for brewing ales. I believe there's a brewery up in Keldagrim somewhere, and I've heard rumours that a place called Phasmatys used to be good for that type of thing. 'Fore they all died, of course.1
If you like, but I want one basket of oranges for that.1