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Help, from me? You musht be more drunk than I am.599
Mmmm, beer.596
I might... oh yesh, I jusht might have a sheed like that.596
No.594
Mmmm, Kelda stout.593
You can at least make the effort.518
Shplendid! Give that to me please!496
Well, I've got a Kelda hop seed right here! Pashed down generation after generation in my family...494
Nah, I'm just kidding! Here, have the seed, you won't catch me farming in shome dirt patch anyway!489
What wash that?487
Look a little harder!257
Hey you! Human person thing! I've got a lil' task for you!177
Get OUT of my WAY!82
Where's my ehm... What wash it again? Oh yesh... a flier for Bob's Axes.79
Oooo, I want ehm...64
What did I want again?60
Where's my ehm... What wash it again? Oh yesh... a bucket of camel pooh.50
Where's my ehm... What wash it again? Oh yesh... a red cape.50
Where's my ehm... What wash it again? Oh yesh... an acne potion.49
Where's my ehm... What wash it again? Oh yesh... king worm.42
Where's my ehm... What wash it again? Oh yesh... some bat bones.39
You humans are jusht sho thick. Alright, shtop looking for it then, get me shomething else...35
Lemme think... oh yesh. Get me... a flier for Bob's Axes.34
Lemme think... oh yesh. Get me... an acne potion.34
Lemme think... oh yesh. Get me... some bat bones.33
Where's my ehm... What wash it again? Oh yesh... some broken glass.33
Where's my ehm... What wash it again? Oh yesh... an anchovie pizza.33
Where's my ehm... What wash it again? Oh yesh... a heap of ashes.33
Where's my ehm... What wash it again? Oh yesh... a spinning plate.32
Where's my ehm... What wash it again? Oh yesh... a potato.32
Where's my ehm... What wash it again? Oh yesh... a pair of studded chaps.32
Lemme think... oh yesh. Get me... a bucket of camel pooh.31
Where's my ehm... What wash it again? Oh yesh... a steel dart.31
Lemme think... oh yesh. Get me... a red cape.30
Lemme think... oh yesh. Get me... a spinning plate.29
Where's my ehm... What wash it again? Oh yesh... a cabbage.29
Lemme think... oh yesh. Get me... a burnt chicken.29
Where's my ehm... What wash it again? Oh yesh... a banana.29
Where's my ehm... What wash it again? Oh yesh... an eye patch.29
Where's my ehm... What wash it again? Oh yesh... a fake beard.29
Lemme think... oh yesh. Get me... some broken glass.28
Where's my ehm... What wash it again? Oh yesh... a burnt chicken.28
Where's my ehm... What wash it again? Oh yesh... a brown toy horsey.27
Lemme think... oh yesh. Get me... a pair of studded chaps.27
Lemme think... oh yesh. Get me... a potato.27
Where's my ehm... What wash it again? Oh yesh... an amulet mould.27
Lemme think... oh yesh. Get me... an anchovie pizza.27
Lemme think... oh yesh. Get me... a banana.27
Lemme think... oh yesh. Get me... king worm.27
Lemme think... oh yesh. Get me... a pink skirt.27
Where's my ehm... What wash it again? Oh yesh... a pink skirt.27
Where's my ehm... What wash it again? Oh yesh... some swamp tar.27
Where's my ehm... What wash it again? Oh yesh... some vampyre dust.26
Lemme think... oh yesh. Get me... some swamp tar.26
Where's my ehm... What wash it again? Oh yesh... a white apron.25
Lemme think... oh yesh. Get me... a cabbage.24
Lemme think... oh yesh. Get me... a steel dart.24
Lemme think... oh yesh. Get me... a brown toy horsey.22
Lemme think... oh yesh. Get me... a heap of ashes.22
Lemme think... oh yesh. Get me... an eye patch.22
Lemme think... oh yesh. Get me... some vampyre dust.21
Lemme think... oh yesh. Get me... an amulet mould.19
Lemme think... oh yesh. Get me... a fake beard.19
Lemme think... oh yesh. Get me... a white apron.15
Did you now, did you? Ehm...8
Ooo, that'sh great! Let me get your reward... here, some coins for you.8
What did I ask you to get again?7
I want... some vampyre dust!6
What do you mean, what am I going to do with some vampyre dust? That's my business it is!6
I want... a fake beard!6
I want... a red cape!6
I want... king worm!5
What do you mean, what am I going to do with king worm? That's my business it is!5
I want... some swamp tar!5
What do you mean, what am I going to do with some swamp tar? That's my business it is!5
What do you mean, what am I going to do with a red cape? That's my business it is!5
Got my ehm, ehm... got whatever I asked you to get yet, human?5
What do you mean, what am I going to do with a fake beard? That's my business it is!5
I want... a potato!5
Good, good... now get me some vampyre dust within 16 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!4
I want... a banana!4
Awww, you're just a worthless human, stop wasting my time!4
What do you mean, what am I going to do with a potato? That's my business it is!4
What do you mean, what am I going to do with a banana? That's my business it is!3
I want... some broken glass!3
What do you mean, what am I going to do with some broken glass? That's my business it is!3
I want... a spinning plate!2
What do you mean, what am I going to do with a spinning plate? That's my business it is!2
I want... an anchovie pizza!2
What do you mean, what am I going to do with an anchovie pizza? That's my business it is!2
I want... a flier for Bob's Axes!2
What do you mean, what am I going to do with a flier for Bob's Axes? That's my business it is!2
Good, good... now get me a fake beard within 15 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!2
I want... a white apron!2
Good, good... now get me a fake beard within 16 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!2
I want... a heap of ashes!2
What do you mean, what am I going to do with a heap of ashes? That's my business it is!2
Good, good... now get me a banana within 17 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!2
I want... an eye patch!2
What do you mean, what am I going to do with an eye patch? That's my business it is!2
Good, good... now get me king worm within 20 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!2
Bah, you're just a no good lousy human.2
I want... a pair of studded chaps!2
What do you mean, what am I going to do with a pair of studded chaps? That's my business it is!2
Good, good... now get me a red cape within 17 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!2
I want... a bucket of camel pooh!2
What do you mean, what am I going to do with a bucket of camel pooh? That's my business it is!2
Good, good... now get me a bucket of camel pooh within 15 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!2
I want... an amulet mould!2
I want... a steel dart!2
What do you mean, what am I going to do with a steel dart? That's my business it is!2
Good, good... now get me king worm within 17 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
I ashked you a shimple thing... get me king worm within 17 minutes... how difficult could that have been?1
Good, good... now get me some vampyre dust within 15 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me a spinning plate within 19 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me some swamp tar within 17 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
I want... an acne potion!1
What do you mean, what am I going to do with an acne potion? That's my business it is!1
Good, good... now get me an acne potion within 19 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me an anchovie pizza within 15 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me a flier for Bob's Axes within 17 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
I want... a cabbage!1
What do you mean, what am I going to do with a cabbage? That's my business it is!1
Good, good... now get me a cabbage within 15 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me a banana within 20 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me a spinning plate within 18 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me some broken glass within 20 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me a red cape within 19 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
What do you mean, what am I going to do with a white apron? That's my business it is!1
Good, good... now get me a white apron within 18 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Lemme think... ehm... yeah, I want you to get a white apron, no questions asked!1
I ashked you a shimple thing... get me a white apron within 18 minutes... how difficult could that have been?1
Not interested! If you can't even keep to a shingle time limit, what good are you then?1
Good, good... now get me a white apron within 15 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
I ashked you a shimple thing... get me a fake beard within 16 minutes... how difficult could that have been?1
Good, good... now get me a fake beard within 18 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me a potato within 20 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me a heap of ashes within 17 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me a potato within 18 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me an eye patch within 15 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me a heap of ashes within 15 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me a red cape within 18 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me some swamp tar within 15 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me a potato within 19 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me a flier for Bob's Axes within 20 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me some broken glass within 19 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me some swamp tar within 20 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me a potato within 15 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me a pair of studded chaps within 16 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
I want... a pink skirt!1
What do you mean, what am I going to do with a pink skirt? That's my business it is!1
Good, good... now get me a pink skirt within 20 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me a potato within 17 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Lemme think... ehm... yeah, I want you to get a bucket of camel pooh, no questions asked!1
Good, good... now get me some broken glass within 15 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me a pair of studded chaps within 20 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me an eye patch within 18 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me some swamp tar within 19 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me some vampyre dust within 19 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
I want... a brown toy horsey!1
What do you mean, what am I going to do with a brown toy horsey? That's my business it is!1
Good, good... now get me a brown toy horsey within 15 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me king worm within 16 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me some swamp tar within 18 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me a steel dart within 18 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
What do you mean, what am I going to do with an amulet mould? That's my business it is!1
Good, good... now get me an amulet mould within 18 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me a banana within 18 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me a steel dart within 17 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1
Good, good... now get me king worm within 15 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!1