Hey you, you here for a reason or do you just like hanging around?153
Hah, think that I'm going to assign you the easy tasks eh?117
Well you say that now, but I wonder if you can measure up.117
Well, I can see you have some items in your inventory. If you want to join my crew you will need all of it free so you are able to work as hard as everyone else.108
There is a bank deposit box next to that greasy oaf Jimmy's stall, go and use it and then come back.80
I need to know you aren't a spy for the other crew, so you'll need to wear a blue bandana.51
You seem keen enough, but I have plenty of people on my crew.49
Ok, why don't you come and see me when you don't have that thing on your head.46
Heh, ok, well we'll get you sorted out. Welcome to the crew.42
If that idiot Dan tries to pressgang more pirates I'll be glad to even the numbers out with you though.41
Go wait in the waiting room. I'll call you when we are ready to start.38
If you still want to join my crew then go deposit it in the deposit box and come back without anything on your head.36
Well, for a start off, come and see me when you don't have that thing on your head.27
Anything else?6
Well, well, looks like someone is fresh off the boat and no mistake!5
A little while ago we had some real problem shipping 'rum' in the island. The Braindeath crew said it had something to do with zombies and the like.5
All the pirates on the island got together and decided to make our own still, but of course things got a little out of hand, and now we have two.5
Well we would do, if that scurvy, whelk-eating foppish dog wouldn't keep trying to burn our still to the ground!4
Neither of us can really corner the 'rum' market at the moment, but we are giving it our best shot.4
Hence, that sniveling, hat-wearing cur keeps trying to burn down my still.4
Yes, probably. I have a bunch of jobs that need doing, if you feel up to it.4
The code of the island says that we can't attack each other, but after consulting with our fearsome pirate lawyers, we have discovered that destroying each other's property is fine.3
What would you like to know about?3
Of course he claims I started this whole thing, but who would trust him anyway?3
Fine. Glad I could help.2
That's quite a nice cat. Is it yours?2
I'm a bit of a cat person myself. That's why I'll have to ask you to leave it outside.2
There's likely to be quite a lot of stuff going on fire in there, and I don't want to see it get hurt.2
Well the stills we have set up are based on the ones on Braindeath island... well roughly at any rate.2
If you add enough ingredients to the hoppers then you have the ability to pick up a single bottle of rum when it brews.2
This is cumulative, meaning that if you add (for example) 10 buckets of water, 3 sweetgrubs and 6 bowls of coloured water, then you have a chance to collect 7 bottles of rum for the team.2
Three logs should do it, but it's best to keep heaping them in just in case.2
Inside this walled area there are a few Scrapey trees. They are the big, ill looking ones, you can't miss them.2
It's pretty simple, except the sap tends so make people feel kind off ill if they get any on themselves.2
Don't worry, we aren't talking deadly ill or anything.2
Well, lacking any sluglings in the area, we add these little grubs called Sweetgrubs. If you ignore the gag- inducing aftertaste, they are quite sweet.2
Quite easily!2
Well, there are a few sweetgrub mounds inside there. We have a handful of rat meat that you can use on the mounds to draw the grubs to the surface.2
What was what?2
There are a few lying about. Help yourself.2
Perish the thought!2
All you have to do is help put the ingredients into the hoppers and keep the boilers burning.1
So, if ye add 5 buckets of water to the hoppers, then ye get access to one bottle. If you add 3 bowls of coloured water you get access to one bottle, and if you add one of anything else you get access to one bottle.1
The boilers are easy as pie to sort out. You just put some logs in, light them with a tinderbox, and then keep putting logs in until they are good and hot.1
The ingredients are; Bitternuts, Scrapey Tree Bark, Sweetgrubs, Buckets of Water and some Coloured Water.1
There are plenty of Bitternut trees inside this walled off area. The problem is that the trees are too tricky for a human to climb.1
You will need to catch a monkey and send it up the tree to get the nut for you.1
Well, if you were a monkey, and some random person grabbed you, dumped some dye in your fur and shoved you up a tree, you would hurl the closest heavy object at them too.1
Yes, you'll need to get a bowl of coloured water and pour it on the monkey. Otherwise you won't be able to tell which team the monkey belongs too.1
Basically, you cut them down and then carve the bark off with a knife.1
It's more like you'll feel quite dizzy and weak for a bit.1
Pirates are renowned as being tough for a reason.1
Mind your fingers though, they are voracious little things.1
Is there anything else?1
There is a pump in the still, so long as it's working you should have almost unlimited water.1
Well, the other still has an area of waste ground with a flower growing on it. If you go and grab one of the flowers and jam it in the kettle, the water will boil out the colour.1
We use the colour to keep our rum easily identifiable.1
No, no, you'll need to take an empty bowl and fill it from the kettle.1
That way you can use the stuff on a monkey if you need to.1
Ok, what else?1
Well, assuming those scurvy dogs have managed to set any of it on fire, then you'll need to tip a bucket of water on it before you can repair it.1
Then, it all comes down to what part of it was damaged.1