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That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.2,320
That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.536
I'm already looking after that patch for you.101
That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.87
That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!56
You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.54
I want one basket of tomatoes for that.50
That depends on whether I have it to sell. What is it that you're looking for?47
I want 3 buckets of compost for that.21
A bucket of compost, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 35 coins if you like.19
I want 6 handfuls of barley malt for that.13
Plant cure, eh? I might have some put aside for myself. Tell you what, I'll sell you some plant cure for 25 coins if you like.8
That patch is dead - it's too late for me to do anything about it now.8
That patch is diseased - you should cure it before asking me to be responsible for it!5
A watering can, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 25 coins if you like.3
A rake, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.3
A seed dibber, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.3
I want one bunch of nasturtiums for that.2
I want one bunch of marigolds for that.2
A gardening trowel, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.2
You can put up to ten potatoes, cabbages or onions in vegetable sacks, although you can't have a mix in the same sack.2
If you like, but I want 3 buckets of compost for that.2
Why, yes I am. Why do you ask?2
How can you ask such a thing? It's obvious! It's all you adventurers. Every time I get a crop planted, some adventurer comes along and digs it up and plants crops of their own, as if they owned my farming patch!2
It's really annoying! You should speak to your friends about their rude behaviour!2
Don't give me that! You're an adventurer, they're all adventurers. I bet you have some sort of secret guild and you gather there and say things like 'let's annoy the gardeners this week', don't you?2
Aha, so you admit it then! You should be ashamed of yourselves!2
I want 3 sacks of cabbages for that.1
That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.1
If you like, but I want 6 handfuls of barley malt for that.1
If you want to make your own sacks and baskets you'll need to use the loom that's near the Farming shop in Falador. If you're a good enough craftswoman, that is.1
There are six main Farming areas - Elstan's area near Falador, Dantaera's area near Catherby, Kragen's area near Ardougne, Lyra's area in Morytania, Marisi's area in Hosidius and Alan's area in the Farming Guild.1
You don't have to buy all your plantpots you know, you can make them yourself on a pottery wheel. If you're a good enough craftsman, that is.1
Don't just throw away your weeds after you've raked a patch - put them in a compost bin and make some compost.1
If you want to make your own sacks and baskets you'll need to use the loom that's near the Farming shop in Falador. If you're a good enough craftsman, that is.1
The only way to cure a bush or tree of disease is to prune away the diseased leaves with a pair of secateurs. For all other crops I would just apply some plant-cure.1
If you want to grow fruit trees you could try a few places: Catherby, Brimhaven, Gnome Stronghold and the Farming Guild all have fruit tree patches.1